What Does Your Pokemon Do When...

my sandshrew curls into a little ball and rolls in circles on the train till i come back and then it scratches me

what do your pokemon do when you put it in against a twice as strong, type advantage opponent?
 
Bonehead and Static would team up aginst me and win.

WWYPD If it ate jello with 1000 grams of sugar?
 
My Pikachu, Suki, would have a spazz attack, that would go untill a week later.

What would your pokemon do if it was confronted by a pokemon a billion times stronger than it?
 
My Spinirak,y'know,would stick its tounge out at it,then frantically run away from it.

What does your pokemon do after it has been in its pokeball for 10 hours unattended?
 
I could say something PG13 but I wont.

My Grovyle would sleep and then ignore me for 10 hours

WWYPD if you tackled it while playing a sport?
 
my snorlax, tubs, would fall on me and most likely put me in the hospital for a loooong time


WWYPD if you made it eat nothing but hard boiled eggs for a month?
 
My Togepi,Togepi,would not eat,since she would say its canibilisim to eat them.

What does your pokemon do after it see's and R rated movie,and its underage?
 
My Aipom, Frisky, says, "Depends, does it have any nudie parts?"


WWYPD if it was stoned in a medieval village by the King's decree?
 
My Dragonite, Princess Conswayla Banana Hammick Junior, would whip out dragon claw on those medieval jerks!

What would your pokemon do if it wasambushed by a disgruntal pack of Slaking?
 
My pikachu, Loaoaosad, would commit suicide with a spoon. Eww...

What does your pokemon do when you tell it that...

You: "I love you like the daisies on my front porch which are dead and I dont particulary care about and I dont really know why Im telling you this because the daisies on my front porch are actually forget me nots and I dont really notice them because I only notice them on august 4th?"

And your pokemon says...
 
My Charizard, sora, would say "the feeling is mutual..."

What would your pokemon do if it met ash and he sent pikachu to attack!
 
My Bulbasaur, Insertnamehere, would rip Pikachu's eyes out, put them down ash's pants, and throw them into a lake.

WWYPD if it ran into a computer 3232442424323 for no aparrant reason?
 
Depending on Grovyle's mood, either hug back, stand there apathetically,or uncomfortably back away.

*edit* Damn I keep forgetting to ask a question.
 
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My Cleffa, Hugmenow, would pull out a knife, and would very painfully..... kill the next non living thing to pass it.

WWYPD if you tried to tell it it has no life?
 
My Girafarig, Hippo, would puke for 242 hours and have a killer hangover (lol).

What does your pokemon do when you turn on the hampsterdance?
 
After my Pikachu,Yellow,has 10 beers,it would start dancing along,swaying slightly and laughing.

If Yellow is sober,it would do the dance move,I think this si what its called,"the cabbage Patch."Oh,I never remember.

What does your pokemon do when you say,"I like choclate milk." to it.
 
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