aspie3000
Unova Champion
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- In a van down by the river.
- Seen Jul 18, 2017
Israel
Israel stood on the lawn of the HA airforce base, an army standing before him. He looked at the crowd in a way that made it seem that he was looking into each of the individual soldiers eyes. Then he spoke.
"Gentleman and ladies, today is the day that we've been waiting for. For too long an idiotic, inbred, shortsighted, selfish, poof has stood in the way of mankind's progress! Indeed, he's stood in the way of mankind's very existence! The man I'm talking about goes by the name William Earl Stevens, or as his daddy calls him (cajun hick voice) 'Billy Stevens.' You see, he has this misguided idea that our Kaiser, my father, is hunting Pokemon without cause. Because he 'feels like it.' That just goes to show that the moron doesn't know my father at all! Make no mistake, mankind is facing extinction at the hands of the pokemon, and make no mistake killing them is the only way to stop our doom. As long as fools like Earl continue to walk this earth and impede our progress we inch ever closer to our demise. So lets cut short this stupid speech and kick some Cajun butt!"
The crowd shouted and they began to board their air crafts. Israel boarded one too. War was about to begin.
Earl
William Earl Stevens stood side by side with his wife to be. He stood in front of of a legion of his best men. They also awaited their commands. Earl spoke.
"Men, today we exercise what use to be our right of free speech. Today we go out into the streets of New Orleans and protest the murder of innocent lives. Today we take a stand! Unfortunately, our country isn't what it used to be. We will face opposition. Violent opposition. That's why I need you, my best men to go out there and protect the innocent lives exercising their God given rights. Today, you will be freedoms sword and shield. If you don't perform your best out there then you spit on the face of freedom. Are we clear?!"
"Hu-rah," responded the soldiers. "Good, then let's move out!" The soldiers began to leave the swamp. Earl turned to Yasumi. "You gonna wish me luck?" he asked. Yasumi planted a kiss on his lips. "You don't need it with me around," she responded. Earl smiled, she was right.