What if...?

[smithtism]

Then you have NO chance now, my friend.

What if Gardevoir were a playable character in the next (supposed) Super Smash Bros. game?

 

[gameplayer56]

@Smith, I can probably understand.
Then I'll probably buy the system & the game.

What if Latias decided to marry me?​

 

[smithtism]

Then the marriage wouldn't be very deep since you two can't talk to each other.

What if Garbodor survived on nuclear waste?

 

[gameplayer56]

^:\
Then it we would have less Nuclear Waste.

What if the Eon could talk every Human language.​

 

[smithtism]

Then your marriage would last. *you little smarta**

What if Trapinch has decent stats?

 

[gameplayer56]

^Even if they couldn't talk, I'll still be with Latias.
Then his final evo would have better stats as well.

What if Smith had a Mew?​

 

[smithtism]

Then I'd be typing this post while sitting on my ceiling.

What if Haunter was real?

 

[gameplayer56]

Then the life would be funnier.

What if Smith secretly married a Pokemon & he won't tell us?​

 

[smithtism]

Who told? That's stupid. My Pokemon and I have a mutual relationship.

What if all of the Pokemon up until now were combined into one generation?

 

[gameplayer56]

^Now, thats a lie right there.
Then we would still be in the 1st Generation.

What if Groudon was real & was on a rampage right now?​

 

[smithtism]

Then the Marines are gonna have their hands full.

What if Hoothoot could talk?

 

[DoctorSlavic]

Then I wouldn't buy an alarm clock radio.
What if every Pokemon could evolve 3 times instead of 2?

 

[smithtism]

Then they would become too powerful to control.

What if you could pick a Kanto starter in Pokemon Colosseum?

 

[gameplayer56]

Then everyone would pick Charmander.

What if Smith made a Pokemon Hack that was successful?​

 

[smithtism]

Then I will destroy it immediately, along with whatever I was eating in that time.

What if there was an actual phobia of Pokemon?

 

[gameplayer56]

Then that'll be one interesting Phobia.

What if I was lurking around the PokeEarth?​

 

[smithtism]

Then I'm disappointed that you haven't found Latias yet.

What if Zubat were a rare Pokemon?

 

[gameplayer56]

^She's very rare, so what do you think now?
Then no one would complain about it & its value would go up.

What if one day, Pokemon became real?​

 

[smithtism]

^Pfft. Excuses.
Then they would be gone the next day.

What if GP56 were abducted by a Latios tomorrow?

 

[gameplayer56]

^Not an excuse.
Then I'm guessing his Sister begged him to bring me over. (You know, its what first came to mind).

What if Smith married a female Gothitelle? (<---This will be interesting).​