What if...?

[gameplayer56]

^:\ & you're never going to wake up from that dream, GL.
Then they'll team up to get us. Happy now? Cause I couldn't think of anything.

What if I found Ash's Snivy?​

 

[smithtism]

^I'll never know happiness again.
Then I wanna know how that Snivy is real?

What if all Spinda have the same skin pattern?

 

[gameplayer56]

^Don't worry, thats why you have your Serperior at your side, to know happiness.
Then obvious clone is obvious (See Kids? This is what happens when you clone Pokemon).

What if Pokemon became real & I caught a uber Stunfisk?​

 

[smithtism]

^*breaks down in tears*
Then it'll eat all of your silverware.

What if the Pokemon Company made a Star Wars parody?

 

[gameplayer56]

^& Here comes your Serperior.
Then they copied Family Guy who copied the movie to make the parody (This is how Life works).

What if Smith married another non-Legendary Pokemon?​

 

[smithtism]

^*cries even harder
Then I'd divorce the first one. Monogamy lol

What if Makuhita had a high Speed stat?

 

[gameplayer56]

^What, not a PokePolygamist? & You divorced Serperior? You made her life horrible.
Then its Def & Sp. Def would be low.

What if Pokemon was the answer to our Life?​

 

[smithtism]

^...great, now I'm conflicted. Thanks a lot, jerk!
Then there would only be 42 of them.

What if Gyrados could learn Explosion?

 

[gameplayer56]

^No problem.
Then we can expect it would be used in competitive battling.

What if Smith found a Pokemon near his house?​

 

[smithtism]

Then it would be an Audino to heal my ankle. *I tripped over a hole today. Ouch.

What if Ash's Treecko smoked a real cigarette?

 

[gameplayer56]

^....
Then we can expect Pokemon being rated as PG-13.

What if my wish for finally finding Latias became true?​

 

[smithtism]

^You mean TV-14. PG-13 is for movies.
Then someone else will show up and shiv you to get to her first.

What if the Hitmon family had a fifth member?

 

[gameplayer56]

^Either way, it wouldn't be for kids anymore.
Then it would become uber.

What if Latias found me irl?​

 

[smithtism]

Then she'll say "Tag!" and fly away.

What if someone found a Dome Fossil irl?

 

[gameplayer56]

^...
Then it would have the same value as other fossils, but would be higher for Pokemon fans.

What if Smith married a female Gardevoir irl?
This thread is just one big laugh for everyone (You know, like the stalking Latias & the response to it).​

 

[smithtism]

Then she'd be a better wife than that smug jerk Serperior (and cue the angry e-mails).

What if there was no "Who's that Pokemon" game for the anime?

 

[gameplayer56]

^At least, Serperior was loyal.
Then Life would still continue.

What if Smith re-married Serperior irl?​

 

[smithtism]

Then I've got some serious problems.

What if GP56 married a Victreebel irl? (see how you like it)

 

[gameplayer56]

Then marriage would go horribly wrong, & we would never get married.

What if Smith married a Hypno irl? (Counters back)
Oh...I can already see where this is going to go.​

 

[smithtism]

Then I will see this for the rest of my life:

What if all Pokemon were ubers?