What if...?

[smithtism]

Then I'd have a good reason for it. End of story.

What if someone made a robot that looked like a life-sized Pokemon?

 

[gameplayer56]

^Whats the reason?
Then fans would go crazy & ask the guy to make one for them, & I just wouldn't care.

What if Pokemon was the answer to our Life?​

 

[smithtism]

^What do you think would happen if everybody found out that you had a Pokemon?
Then I wonder what on earth the question could have been.

What if Umbreon didn't glow?

 

[gameplayer56]

^Hmm, true
Then I still wouldn't care about it.

What if Pokemon was the answer to World Peace?​

 

[smithtism]

Then why are we still making nuclear weapons?

What if Leech Seed drained away more HP?

 

[gameplayer56]

Then Contrary Serperior would be banned by Smogon.

What if I already was married to Latias?
*Expects answer to be from my location*​

 

[smithtism]

Then a random Pokefan would come up and punch you in the face with brass knuckles.

What if Victini's Unova dex number wasn't 000?

 

[gameplayer56]

^:\
Then it would be 001

What if Pokemon 5th Gen wasn't out yet?​

 

[smithtism]

Then everyone here would be whining about how it hasn't been released yet.

What if Machu Picchu was the home of ancient Pokemon?

 

[deoxys121]

Then it would be quite the tourist attraction.

What if Pokemon did a Harry Potter spoof?

 

[gameplayer56]

Then it'll probably be decent.

What if Smith is actually married to a Pokemon?​

 

[smithtism]

Then deoxys121 would do that "man and wife" stuff that he likes doing.

What if Staryu's jewel broke?

 

[gameplayer56]

Then its Life would end.

What if Deoxys121 is already married to a Pokemon?​

 

[deoxys121]

Then I'd have a quote in my sig.

What if I annulled gameplayer56's PokeMarriages?

 

[gameplayer56]

Then I'd find someone to redo my PokeMarriages. Happy now?

What if Smith had actually working Pokeball?​

 

[smithtism]

Then I'd use it to practice my throwing.

What if Xatu wasn't the only Pokemon whose name begins with X?

 

[gameplayer56]

Then it won't be alone anymore.

What if Arceus decided to destroy our world?​

 

[smithtism]

Then someone better read him a bedtime story and give him his bwankee. He's cranky from not taking a nap.

What if GP56 didn't have userbars in his signature?

 

[DoctorSlavic]

*oops* got myself ninja'd.

Then his signature would be somewhat boring.

What if Venonat had a third evo?

 

[gameplayer56]

@Smith, Don't see hows that even Pokemon related.
Then my sig would be empty.
Then the last evo wouldn't make any sense.

What if Smith was already married to a Manaphy?​