Waker of Chaos
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- Lincoln, NE, USA
- Seen Mar 3, 2008
If it's a boy: Sephiroth.
If it's a girl: Thunderbutt.
If it's neither: Wikipedia.
If it's both: BRAINS!
Why?
If it's a boy, I can yell, "Sephiroth, bring me a beer!" And he would, or he'd get grounded for a week.
If it's a girl, I get to make fun of her.
If it's neither (rare, but it happens), then my wife just gave birth to a website. NEATO!
If it's both (again, rare), then I get to yell one of my favorite words with good reason. "BRAINS!" "Yes?" "Just checking. BRAINS!" "What do you want?!" "Nothing. BRAINS!" "WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?! I'M TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK!"
"What are we having for dinner?" "BRAINS!" "YOU CANNIBAL!! HOW DARE YOU EAT YOUR OWN DAUGHTER?!?!?!" *I show my wife some monkey brains* "Ooohh, a delicacy of yours!"
If it's a girl: Thunderbutt.
If it's neither: Wikipedia.
If it's both: BRAINS!
Why?
If it's a boy, I can yell, "Sephiroth, bring me a beer!" And he would, or he'd get grounded for a week.
If it's a girl, I get to make fun of her.
If it's neither (rare, but it happens), then my wife just gave birth to a website. NEATO!
If it's both (again, rare), then I get to yell one of my favorite words with good reason. "BRAINS!" "Yes?" "Just checking. BRAINS!" "What do you want?!" "Nothing. BRAINS!" "WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?! I'M TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK!"
"What are we having for dinner?" "BRAINS!" "YOU CANNIBAL!! HOW DARE YOU EAT YOUR OWN DAUGHTER?!?!?!" *I show my wife some monkey brains* "Ooohh, a delicacy of yours!"
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