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What Would You Do? (Pokemon style)

The Bringer!

The Bringer!

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    • Age 28
    • Seen Mar 29, 2019
    Latiace! I choose you! Goooooo!

    You are being followed by a phanphy, what do you do?

    A. THAT PHANPHY IS A SPAI!!!! DESTROY EEEEET!
    B. Ah, poor wittle guy =3 Have a sammich =D
    C. Kick it. Those things are like an elephant with down syndrome.
    D. I want it as a pet, plox! I'll feed it and love it and hug it and hold it forever and ever and ever <3
    F. YOU CAN'T FOLLOW A DEAD MAN! *BANG*
    E. That's not a phanphy... IT'S A HYPNO AKLDFOIAHTGASFFXOIV IT'S EATING MY ARM!!!! D=
     

    jubjub449

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    • Seen Jun 12, 2022
    d!

    After taking your Phanphy, Birch wants your Donphan.

    a)Beg him not to take it
    b)Beg him to take it
    c)*brock slides in and takes Birch's money*
    d)Get Team Rocket to help
     

    Gewitterdrache27

    Means Tempest Dragon
    • 157
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    C.

    You see Birch mugging pokemon in the wild to make up for the loss. Do you...
    A) Join in!
    B) Call Officer Jenny #1, 3, 7, and 12
    C) Watch as he gets beaten up by Zigzagoons
    D) Send out your pokemon and beat him up.
    E) Try to catch him with a POkeball, failing.
    F) Try to catch him with a Pokebal, succeeding... SOmehow.
     
    The Bringer!

    The Bringer!

    • 734
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    • Age 28
    • Seen Mar 29, 2019
    A.
    That's for taking my phanphy! >=(


    You find out that the nearest pokemon center is closed.
    A. *sits down on grass* I'll wait.
    B. I MUST JOURNEY ACROSS THE REGION, THROUGH BLISTERING BLIZZARDS AND DEADLY DESERTS, UNTILL I CAN FIND ANOTHER POKEMON CENTER!!! >=)
    C. I'll burn the pokemon center to the ground for its disobediance! *evil laughter*
    D. Can I still come in and just look at the nurse? 8D
    E. Can I still come in and just look at the chanseys? Me: o_O
    F. I don't need a pokemon center, my pokemon ARE INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!11
     

    Torii

    GX Trainer
    • 24
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    • Seen Oct 20, 2011
    A:*sits down on grass* I'll wait.

    You start your journey off with a Lvl 5 pokemon suddenly your attacked by a level 80 Magikarp That only knows splash!
    A: My gawd...Longest battle ever....
    B: On noes its a magikarp Im domed D:
    C: .....**Turns off power**
     

    Gewitterdrache27

    Means Tempest Dragon
    • 157
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    A, but at least SOME exp will be gained

    You find a Sudowooper. What do you do?

    A) Catch it, it is unique!
    B) Kill it, it is stupid.
    C) Throw it at a tree, it has an 8x Grass Weakness.
    D) Eat it.
     

    gigapoodle

    I'm Ron Burgundy?
    • 232
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    I'd throw it at a tree. I could just imagine that.

    You choose a Turtwig for your starter, Rival chose Torchic. You:

    A) Kill it with a bunch a wimpy tackles that nearly drive you to push the POWER button.
    B) What the eff, man. Why you gotta always choose the opposite of mine. *Throws rock at Rival*
    C) Walk away. Not like he's gonna do anything about it.
    D) Punch Rival in the stomach for thinking he has an actual chance at beating you.
     

    Gewitterdrache27

    Means Tempest Dragon
    • 157
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    B, then A

    Next time you meet your rival is incredibly weak. It is very boring.
    A) SWEEP WITH MAGIKARP!
    B) Battle Normally
    C) Turn power off. Too boring.
    D) Punch him and tell him to train his Pokes
    E) Laugh hysterically until you get Cardiac Arrest.
     

    gigapoodle

    I'm Ron Burgundy?
    • 232
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    I'd pick C, realize I might as well just get past him, and then B.

    You're such a good trainer that you've been selected to become one of the Elite Four. You have to choose one type though. You choose;

    A) Dragons. They will own you all!
    B) Say, 'What, my team ain't good enough for ya?' and walk away.
    C) Does the Legendary group count?
    D) Normal...*sighs*
     

    Latiace

    I'm back!
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    C!

    After you became an elite trainer, Flint got attacked by a Staraptor! You...
    a)Watch as the Staraptor rips him to shreds
    b)EEK! *Runs away*
    c)HI JUMP KICK! *Kicks Staraptor*
    d)*Sigh* Why did I even bother to open the window?
    e)Pokeball, GO!
     

    gigapoodle

    I'm Ron Burgundy?
    • 232
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    A. Flint was lame.

    Your Rival, Gary, got the last Gym Badge before you and he's bragging about it. You:

    A) Get mad and pout, but don't do anything else. You're better than him anyway, you'll get that badge soon.
    B) Punch him in the FACE! Shows that loser.
    C) Congratulate him. The look on his face when he sees you congradulate him will be priceless.
    D) *Throws rock at Gary*
     

    Father-nature

    I train only the finest
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    B lol

    You see your rival loosing in a battle against a noob you...

    A) Hahaha, you noob (At your rival that is) !
    B) Beat the crap outta the noob, "this is my rival!"
    C) Cry on your rival's shoulder.
    D) Steal all rival's pokemon and run away. "Evil laugh"
     

    gigapoodle

    I'm Ron Burgundy?
    • 232
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    C. That is, cry tears of laughter.

    While traveling in the desert, whadya know! You meet Regirock! What do you do?

    A) Come on, my lvl. 5 Bidoof, we can kill it!
    B) *Throws rock then Pokeball at Regirock*
    C) Walk away. I've caught 5 of him before in other games. He's common.
    D) Tell him 'so I herd u liek Mudkipz' and watch him melt into a pile of mush.
     

    Pheonix987

    Nyan, nyan, myancology...
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    D.

    You walk and talk with a Pidgey when a Charizard "kidnapps(or birdnapp...? i dunno)" your Pidgey. You:

    A)THAT'S MY DINNER YOU ##### ###### *Chases after it*
    B)Cry.
    C)"Give it back." *Murderous glare*
    D)Throw a Bidoof at it.
    E)Throw a Bidoof holding a Molorv Cocktail at it.
    F)Eat it for your dinner. Provided you catch it.
     

    Dragonfly Z

    Frozen Soul
    • 28
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    D.

    You see a Dialga getting pwned by Magikarp. What do you do?

    A.ROTFLMAO!!!Ahaha!!!Stupid Dialga
    B.Catch Dialga and sell it to Team Galactic.
    C.Catch Magikarp and sell it to Team Galactic.
    D.Walk away as this is a common sight.
    E.Eat a sandwich.
    F.Take pics of this and sell to people.
     

    DestinyBender

    Mana du vortes, aeria gloris.
    • 443
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    Eat a sandwich.

    You find a PokéBall behind a rock. What do you do?

    a) I smash it open, killing the Pokémon inside.
    b) Pick it up, WTF do you think?
    c) Give it to Team Galactic, only to be kidnapped and sent to eBay.
    d) I wanna crack 'im open and eat it.

    Lawl.
     
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