What would you do?

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Scenarios and Nouns and Whatnot!

So here's how this works. Someone creates a scenario, then three more nouns. The following person must use this scenario and the three items in their next post. (max of 5 sentences).

Ex:

Person 1: You're on a boat, when it starts raining cars. (Napkins, Radio, Trumpet)

Person 2: The car storm was getting worse. So me, having bad allergies, grabbed a napkin and attempted to play along the songs on the radio while playing a trumpet. Sadly, a few cars ended up landing on my boat and sunk it.

You're choking on a dictionary. (Washing machine, popcorn, pretzels)
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Then so on. The story can be as silly or as serious as you like.


I'll start us off for the first one.

You are a professional photographer trying to take a picture of an extremely obese woman.

Elephant, Soda Machine, Cell phone.
 
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Right as I'm about to, I twitch, leading to a game over.

Of course, having dishonored my ancestors, I humbly eat a last meal of waffles, and ask a friend to help me regain my honor ritualistic assisted suicide, in which he Shoryukens me to death. Without a controller.


Scenario:

You're at death's door. Or, rather, Komachi (The Grim Reaper. Sorta.) is knocking at your door with her scythe, and she is in a baaaaaaaad mood.

Spell, Pangalactic Gargle Blaster, Katamari.
 
I'd throw a party with Yuyuko in Hagyokoru (Purgatory...?), before getting sentenced to eternal damnation by the Great Judge Sikeiki.

Yeah, I know. Fun.


...if you didn't know where your towel was?
 
She was being annoying, so I calmly turned off Katamari Damacy, walked right up to her (as far as I could with her smelly breath right in my face (that's right, her breath is bad)), and told her to spell toad sandwich with an invisible pen. As Komachi had too much of Reimu's secret stock of Pangalactic Gargle Blasters (stolen directly from the President of the Galaxy) the day before that, her telepathic abilities were still too low to maintain control of the invisible pen, and she collapsed. Fortunately I knew all of this, because I'm a god, sort of.

Scenario:
You're kicked in the face by a troll. You're bleeding. And we're out of milkshakes.

The Game, Other Trivia, Heim Crab
 
I promptly exit the game (I lost The Game) and head to our beloved Other Trivia section, where I pick up my secret Helm Crab and go back to kill the troll. Tough luck on the milkshakes.

You're playing in the woods when you step into a bear trap, causing it to clamp on your ankle.
Gnaw, coyote, knife.
 
this may seem gruesome but here I go:

The coyote appears with a knife and says to me calmly, "I'm here to help you"
As I stopped paniking, the coyote cuts off my leg and runs off with it, snickering and gnawing on it.




You were eating a piece of toast when the ninjas attacked

Twinkie, ping pong paddle, Zebra
 
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You were eating a piece of toast when the ninjas attacked

Twinkie, ping pong paddle, Zebra
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I would use the ping-pong paddle to paddle away the twinkie in another direction, because everyone knows ninjas love twinkies. Then I would get on the Zebra and get the heck out of there while the ninjas fought over the twinkie.
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You were playing on a Nintendo DS, when suddenly it transformed into a robot and ran away

Stylus, Box, Cell Phone
 
Someone totally massacred this thread...

Sammy traps in a box, then uses the Stylus and Cell phone to control it

You are at a concert

Rin, hair brush, zombie
 
The concert was attacked by Zombies that had a striking appearance to Rin, and I ward them off with a hair brush and hair gel and threatened them that I'll make thier hair look like Yugioh! So they ran off in terror.



You were having a cup of coffee when suddenly, you realize that someone is hiding in the cupboard!

Monopoly Man, Netflix, Bubbles
 
Ryan would find him blowing bubbles that he stole while hiding in my cupboard while I wondered why the coffee tasted odd, while there is a package outside containing crappy Netflix movies.

What would you do if, the world was over and you lived on a star?

Monkeys, Skittles, Balloons
 
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