Where do I begin...?
-When I was 10 I got trapped in a football-shaped toy chest.
-I took my toaster out into the front lawn, plugged it into an extension cord, put a pop tart in, covered it with lighter fluid, pushed the switch down, and ran. There's still a big burnt spot in the yard...
-After my neighbors moved, I wired their old dog house with enough explosives to level a 3-story building.
-I found a flier for Red Rocket Fireworks.
-I got handcuffed to the freezer door while sleepwalking.
-In the hallway of my house is this grid that covers an entrance under the house. Once, while my dad was fixing the duct, I didn't see that it was opened and I fell in.
I have a ton more, but my hands hurt.