Which Pokémon would you eat?

I do love deer meat, so Stantler meat sounds good...and chicken is good, so let's get some Pidgey too...Oddish would make a great salad...

...Great now I'm hungry. D:
 
Uh, Shuckle Juice? They said that was good, didn't they?
Teehee, Shuckle Juice... sounds naughty~

Farfetch'd is also said to be delicious. Not in a naughty way, of course. I hope.
 
Hmm, what about.... some Cherubi? Some Snoraunt ice cream with a Cherubi on top... :)
 
I'd totally eat a Combusken, it always did look like fried chicken to me. :D

why eat a combusken when you can eat a blaziken! now that would feed my whole family! plus i would enjoy it!
 
^Why eat a whole Blaziken when you could always eat a Ho-oh? lol.
 
yeah, lol, with all the spicy-ness, we might need a water gun!

yah, but i think we should take snorlax stuff it with blaziken, ho-oh blastoise and then stuff it in a wailord! off topic: i'm not fat i'm actually 80 pounds and i'm 13! i was just hungry before posting this.
 
Lol... what about.......
some fish? like crab?
How about some nice juicy Crawdaunt? (that would be HUGE!!)
 
oh another idea! a crawdaunt rapped in grumpig bacon!
 
6 scrambled execute eggs anyone and maybe some cocaunut juice from its evolved form executor?
wow i really am a carnivor big time cause im startin to think taht milktank could be great hamburgers. but seriously guys legendaries are off limits. you would never be able to catch one anyways. *thinks of osome corfish lobster drizinling down my throut
 
Porygons taste like the internets.

Hm, if you tried to eat a Drifloon/blim, would your voice get all squeaky from helium?

Personally, some Mareep chops sound scrumptious, maybe a rare delicacy of Chatot-tounge pie, Sharpedo-fin soup, fried Poliwhirl legs, or maybe even a Feebas filet with a side of Leafeon-and-Sceptile-leaf salad with Bulbasaur-bud capers, Bayleef leaves and Sunflora seeds. Topped with a cream of Paras-mushroom sauce (dressing?), of course. That's some good eatin'.
 
I would eat Torchic,Miltank,Tauros,and Grumpig!! Steak, Hamburgers, Buffalo Wings,Bacon..... My mouth is getting watery!
 
why eat a combusken when you can eat a blaziken! now that would feed my whole family! plus i would enjoy it!

i have a better idea! ho-oh stuffed blaziken with a side of squirtle!

yah, but i think we should take snorlax stuff it with blaziken, ho-oh blastoise and then stuff it in a wailord! off topic: i'm not fat i'm actually 80 pounds and i'm 13! i was just hungry before posting this.

oh,common' to harsh!!!(*i wouldn't step in,in your opinion*)

Kentucky Fried Torchic anyone ?
actually Kentucky Fried Torchic is a trainer from PE2k...
 
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