Who'd win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?

[Jordan]

I just realized I spelled "Jon Stewart" incorrectly. XD;

Colbert. His knowledge of balls makes him a fearful expert of weaponry.

Susan Boyle versus John McCain.

 

[Arceus3440]

Have no Idea but Susan.
Who would win in a fight with Gulpin and Arceus?

 

[Deja Vu]

Gulpin. Sure Arceus created the universe, but Gulpin can SWALLOW the universe.

Cobalt or Navy? (shades of blue)

 

[A Pixy]

Cobalt, the Navy are the villains in One Piece sometimes.

Steve Urkel or Stephan Urrkehl?