Why Did you Break The Vase?

[MarstheCar]

Because I just can't wait to be King(Queen) and do that.
Why'd you break my gamer brother?

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Because he's starting to freak me out.

Why did you break or pop the Jigglypuff?

 

[MarstheCar]

Because I wanted to see what happened.
Why did you break my imaginary sea people?

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Because they're made of nitrous oxide, yuck!

Why did you break the fate?

 

[MarstheCar]

Because I enjoy the unknown.
Why'd you break my kangaroo?

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Because I thought it's a wallaby.

Why did you break the elephant?

 

[MarstheCar]

Because I had anger towards elephants still alive after mine exploded.
Why'd you break my crush?

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Because I don't like his face. XP

Why did you break up Team Rocket?

 

[MarstheCar]

Because they didn't hire me.
Why did you break my expensive chair?

 

[KUROXFAI]

because it was more expenxive the mine

why did u break mah 2009 orange Lotus?

 

[Hetalia Canadia]

Because I wanted to. c:

Why did you break my door down?

 

[KUROXFAI]

because its was in mah way when i came to rob u

why did u break mah 28 inch plasma screen TV.?

 

[StarGirl]

because your father destroy ur 28 plasma tv as he thinks it is annoying

why did u cut all my miniskirt?

 

[Code]

Because I wanted to. >XD

Why did you break mah party?

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

Because i wasn't invited

Why did you break this sente-

 

[A Pixy]

SHORYUKEN!

Why did you break Ken's hair, taking away his cool mullet?

 

[StarGirl]

because u cut ken's hair

why did u put a poison snake on my vagina?

 

[Chikara]

Cause I'm a licensed Gynecologist. Trust me.

Why did you break my doorknob.

 

[Hetalia Canadia]

Because it was locked.

Why did you break my monitor?

 

[StarGirl]

cause ur montiior is pitch black

why did u cut my vagina with scissor