Why Did you Break The Vase?

[Chikara]

Because you're kinda infatuated with your vagina, and I kinda wanted to see you squirm ಠ_ಠ

Why did you leave the fridge door open.

 

[Ninetales433]

To try and poison you.
Why did you break my phone?

 

[Hetalia Canadia]

To conspire against you.

Why did you destroy my car?

 

[KUROXFAI]

because it insulted Optimus Prime

why did u put BummbleBee into a deep freeze?

 

[MarstheCar]

Because I wished to see what happened.
Why'd you break my Mind?

 

[KUROXFAI]

because my IQ is so high

why did break the nucleor devices off switch?

 

[MarstheCar]

Because a cat told me to.
Why'd you break my couch/bed?

 

[Goron]

I didn't, You threw it at me.

Why did you break my new toilet

 

[MarstheCar]

That wasn't me, it was my sister, she just had to go.
Why'd you break my only friend IRL?

 

[KUROXFAI]

because mine dumped me on here (jk)

why did u break conections wiv ure friends

 

[Goron]

Because they were idiots

Why did you break my PS3

 

[KUROXFAI]

because u wouldna lemme play

y did u break mah Nintendo DS

 

[MarstheCar]

Because I had to break something precious.
Why'd you break my thought process?

 

[KUROXFAI]

because i felt like it

y'd u break mah back?

 

[MarstheCar]

Because my father stepped on a crack.
Why'd you break my books?

 

[KUROXFAI]

because they was naughty books

y u break PC?

 

[MarstheCar]

Because my brother said so.
Why'd you break my cereal?

 

[KUROXFAI]

cuz i was HUNGRY

y u break mah manwhich?

 

[MarstheCar]

because it made fun of my sub.
Why'd you break my table?

 

[Jake♫]

Because you had duck on Thanksgiving

Why did you destroy my alarm clock =O