Why Did you Break The Vase?

[MarstheCar]

Because it was cooler than mine.
Why'd you break my Ipod?

 

[A Pixy]

Because I didn't actually READ your post.

Why did you break my sanity?

 

[beauty. proletariat]

what are you talking about i dont even--

why did you break lie about me breaking your sanity

 

[Porygon-2000]

Cause someone needed to join me

Why did you break my brother? (not that im complaining...)

 

[beauty. proletariat]

... D: I thought it was your sister!

why d1d yew br34k t3h mudk1pz?!?!?!?!?1?1?1?one?one?1?!?one?

 

[FreaKryptid]

Because i was falling and needed something soft to land on and also I thought it was a pillow
Why did you break the multiverse

 

[MarstheCar]

Because I didn't take my nap yet.
Why'd you break my soda pop?

 

[A Pixy]

Because milk is healthier.

Why did you break wind?

 

[MarstheCar]

Because someone already cut the cheese.
Why'd you break my shower curtains?

 

[Goron]

Because i got trapped in your shower

Why did you break my LCD flat screen TV

 

[Hetalia Canadia]

It swerved in front of my car. c:

Why did you break into my room?

 

[MarstheCar]

Because I was lost D:
Why'd you break my tissue box?

 

[Nudge]

Because there was no tissues left.
Why did you break PC's server?

 

[MarstheCar]

Because I was very bored.
Why'd you break my mic?

 

[Hacky]

Because i boykoted (did I spell it right?) the brand
Why did you break the modem?

 

[A Pixy]

Because you weren't watching One Piece.

Why did you break th- word?

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

Because you told me to

Why did you break my soul ;3;

 

[Ninetales433]

Because I had nothing else to do.
Why did you break my DVD player?

 

[5qwerty]

Because I cannot fight the urge to hit things. (And it was shiny)

Why did you break my mother's back?

 

[Vyro]

Because I-a thought she was a koopa...


Why did you hit my ? block?