Will you press the Button?

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    [PokeCommunity.com] Will you press the Button?
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    Some of you may know this little "game" from the internet. Basically, you get to decide if you want to push a button, which grants you something nice, but has some terrible strings attached to it. The first Poster makes up something, the next one answers it and makes up a new one

    So, to get all us started:

    You become so rich you have unlimited funds BUT you are bound to a wheelchair for the rest of you life.
    Will you press the Button?
     
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    I'll press the button, but the first thing I would do would be to bribe all of the nations in the world to sign a treaty declaring the long-awaited world peace. Then, I'd just buy video games with the rest of my infinite money. Losing my legs would be worth world peace and video games for life ^_^

    Ok, you'll get the man/woman of your dreams but you'll never be able to play video games again. Will you press the button?
     
    Lolno. Screw that.

    You will live in your ideal world.

    but

    You will have to live without everyone you love, and you'll remember them.

    Will you press the button?
     
    Naw, I'm an emotional wreck. I'd never survive. Hmm...

    You and your family are promised a safe, happy and wealthy life. You are also allowed to have any job in the world.

    But you must sacrifice 10% of the population.

    Will you press the button?
     
    I'd press the button. I'd gladly get rid of all the a-holes.

    You will get any pokémon of your choice.

    but

    Nobody must know.

    Will you press the button?
     
    Yes. No one needs to know >:)

    There will be absolutely no corruption and poverty in your country, but total anarchy.

    Will you press the button?
     
    *clicks button*
    I'd be part of the anarchy.

    You are sent a letter of admission to Hogwarts.

    But this guy is headmaster:
    Spoiler:


    You gonna press the button?
     
    Yes, of course.

    You become British...

    but

    You're allergic to tea!

    DUNDUNDUNNN

    Will you press the button?
     
    Haha! Already British! *sips tea mockingly*

    You can change the future!

    But you are permanently in a coma.

    Will you press the button?
     
    Nope. I think I'm far more useful when I'm not comatose :3

    You will destroy a country
    but you will save two other nations from total destruction.

    Will. You. Press. The. Button.
     
    Boom goes the smallest country ever, save North America and the Tree of Beginning.

    You will get to be one of the most popular Internet users (think PewDiePie, Smosh, ChuggaaConroy, JWittz) but you can't have a YouTube licensor(?) (the guys that give YouTubers money for YouTubing)
     
    No! I do not want to see Loki enjoy being entertained seeing the sorld decend into anarchy inside a plexiglass Cage!

    At that point I might not even have access to anything that could get me to Odin, Thor, Frieda or S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Aww darn It now I really have to go to the bathroom!

    Curse you Loki!!!!!

    Will you press the button?
     
    TheTyranrtumAvenger said:
    No! I do not want to see Loki enjoy being entertained seeing the sorld decend into anarchy inside a plexiglass Cage!

    At that point I might not even have access to anything that could get me to Odin, Thor, Frieda or S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Aww darn It now I really have to go to the bathroom!

    Curse you Loki!!!!!

    Will you press the button?
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    You didn't really give any options so... *skips*

    Mew said:
    Boom goes the smallest country ever, save North America and the Tree of Beginning.

    You will get to be one of the most popular Internet users (think PewDiePie, Smosh, ChuggaaConroy, JWittz) but you can't have a YouTube licensor(?) (the guys that give YouTubers money for YouTubing)
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    As long as I'm happy with it! pushes le button

    You visit Narnia, but are chased by the Nazgul (from Lord of the Rings).

    Will you press the button?
     
    Sure, sounds like fun :D

    You get to go to the Tree of Beginning, but you have to stay there forever.
    Will you press?
     
    Yes! I already am (by the majority of peeps), so I don't see the problem. ;p

    You become a pokémon...

    but

    ... That pokémon is Rattata.

    Will you press the button?
     
    Yes.I'll be using it during emergency tho.

    You can cure any sickness but you will lose a friend in return.
     
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