Woman power team

Pax Deorum

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    Nidoqueen (F) @ Choice Band
    Trait: Poison Point
    EVs: 170 HP / 252 Atk / 88 Spd
    Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
    - Earthquake
    - Focus Punch
    - Shadow Ball
    - Sludge Bomb

    Looks rather femalish... at least it looks like it has a bra

    Gardevoir (F) @ Leftovers
    Trait: Trace
    EVs: 156 HP / 156 Def / 20 Spd / 136 SAtk / 42 SDef
    Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
    - Calm Mind
    - Psychic
    - Thunderbolt
    - Will-O-Wisp

    : )

    Jynx (F) @ Leftovers
    Trait: Oblivious
    EVs: 6 HP / 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
    Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
    - Calm Mind
    - Ice Beam
    - Lovely Kiss
    - Substitute

    : )

    Bellossom (F) @ Lum Berry
    Trait: Chlorophyll
    EVs: 6 HP / 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
    Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
    - Hidden Power [Fire]
    - Solar Beam
    - Sunny Day
    - Synthesis

    It needs 252 Speed to reach 198

    Clefable (F) @ Leftovers
    Trait: Cute Charm
    EVs: 252 HP / 108 Def / 60 SAtk / 90 SDef
    Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
    - Calm Mind
    - Ice Beam
    - Softboiled
    - Thunderbolt

    standard

    Wigglytuff (F) @ Choice Band
    Trait: Cute Charm
    EVs: 120 HP / 252 Atk / 138 Def
    Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
    - Counter
    - Double-Edge
    - Focus Punch
    - Shadow Ball

    Very cool movepool
    Counter will still **** **** up, even if it's CB. I could try Wish though

    It's a theme team, if you mention weaknesses then you are very gay
     
    It looks good, and all the sets are standard. I only see one problem, your missing everyones favorite whore, Blissey.:P
     
    I hate the walking **** >_>
     
    Needs more Miltank. Once Nidoqueen dies, Clefable is out of PP for Ice Beam, you've already put something to sleep on your opponent's team, and Wigglytuff will die of recoil if it Double-Edges again, FP Dragonite might kill one of your Pokemon if it has the right amount of HP EVs. God why can't people at least try to cover more weaknesses...newbs...
     
    Paradise said:
    Needs more Miltank. Once Nidoqueen dies, Clefable is out of PP for Ice Beam, you've already put something to sleep on your opponent's team, and Wigglytuff will die of recoil if it Double-Edges again, FP Dragonite might kill one of your Pokemon if it has the right amount of HP EVs. God why can't people at least try to cover more weaknesses...newbs...
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    let's see if we get this straight

    This is a theme team, no one cares about weaknesses in Theme Teams, since they are only made for fun, If I wanted to cover everything that existed, I'd make a serious team, but on theme teams I'd much rather follow a theme rather than try to cover weaknesses, I know Heracross will give me problems, but I don't care, since this isn't a serious team.

    All of the pokemon you see here, except for Gardevoir, have been used on previous teams by me, I know how they work.

    Before posting, please read my final comment in the first post, this isn't a serious team, thus I don't care about weaknesses

    Next time, read before calling me a newb, I know more **** about UU, even if Gardevoir isn't one, than you ever probably will, since UU is the metagame I'm most experienced with.

    So STFU and post something useful, if not, don't post at all


    Pyro, I know Miltank is 100% Female, but this isn't just about a pokemon looking femalish, it's about looking like a woman. Jynx, Bellossom and Gardy are unquestionable, Wigglytuff and Clefable look femalish and have a somehat human shape, Nidoqueen looks like she's wearing a bra and ha legs and arms, even though it looks uch more like a dinosaur, but meh. Miltank is a god **** cow.
     
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    Once Nidoqueen dies, Clefable is out of PP for Ice Beam, you've already put something to sleep on your opponent's team, and Wigglytuff will die of recoil if it Double-Edges again, FP Dragonite might kill one of your Pokemon if it has the right amount of HP EVs
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    And the chances of those exact conditions occuring are...? What part of
    It's a theme team, if you mention weaknesses then you are very gay
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    don't you understand?
     
    Pax Deorum said:
    Nidoqueen looks like she's wearing a bra and ha legs and arms, even though it looks uch more like a dinosaur, but meh. Miltank is a god **** cow.
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    There are some women who you can say look like a cow. *gets shot* same with Nidoqueen, you can say some women look like dinosaurs *gets shot again*
     
    .-. I put Nidoqueen there because apparently she wears a bra.

    Miltank's tits are too strange to be a woman, even though those are sexy tits :)
     
    I hate the walking ****** .-.
     
    wow I didn't realize that nobody would realize I was being sarcastic. I only said all of that crap to contradict what you said about not caring about weaknesses. but i had a good time rofling at all of the replies. really though, i was being sarcastic, i know that the chances of that happening are very slim and if they ever did that you would have more problems than just fp dragonite anyway.
     
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    needs more close topic IMO
     
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