Worse Than It Sounds

[Rainy Day]

Idea comes from TVTropes. Basically, you describe something horrible in terms that make it sound excellent, and the next poster has to guess what it really is.

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Ex.
First Poster: A charismatic leader who is often estimated by modern scholars to have been a genius. He pulled his country out of a horrible economic depression and his innovative policies toward human rights influence modern discussions about the evils of racism and anti-semitism.

Next Poster: Adolf Hitler

An end to all pain and suffering!

Next Poster: Death

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And so on and so-forth. I'll start.

An event in which a powerful new diplomatic tool was used to end a major war without a single shot fired.

 

[.Fenris]

A nuke? Hiroshima, I guess?

















Never said anything about it being dropped...

 

[mew_nani]

Super Nova. All of your diplamatic goals are achieved in less than two minutes! :D

A cure-all for all the diseases that plague mankind. Said cure-all is also readily available, although it is often administered without the patients consent.

 

[Rainy Day]

('twas actually the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki) Death

A device designed to make European societies more humane, it is also the perfect cure for a headache.

 

[Massacre.]

Medicide.

I cure for all war and leaving america free.

 

[The_Noob]

Moar war?

A nice young man who's always giving candy to children.

 

[mew_nani]

PEDO!!!

I'm thinking of a snowcone flavor. Said snowcone is yellow in color. Said flavor isn't very popular...

 

[The_Noob]

Piss.

Someone whose ideas are very different from others.

Noob out b

 

[Massacre.]

Terrorist.

Love, peace, and happiness.