Worst lyrics

Irelande Douze Pointe by Dustin the Turkey

From 2008.

Oh I come, from a nation
What knows how to write a song...
Oh Europe, where or where did it all go wrong....?

COME ON!!!!!!

Irelande douze points

Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan's wig
Mad acts and sad acts, it was Johnny Logan's gig

Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat

Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Do the funky beat

D O E double B L E Yeah

Hello Abba, hello Bono, hello Helsinki
Ola Prague, hello sailor, se la vie
Alvida sein Mama Mia, and god save the Queen
Bon joir Serbia, good day Austria
You know what I mean?
 
Anyone else who insults the lyrical, Shakespearean prose of Jenna Rose's 'My Jeans' gets infracted! Srsly.

Yeah, well...

I met you're mad
'Cause I look fab.

She has a new song, right? I think it might be even worse.
The actual lyrics are:

Beep beep
Toot toot
Beep beep
Toot toot
Boom boom
 
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