Worst Team on Earth

[Arcknight316]

This is a team that will make terrible trainers feel good about themselves, as this team is terrible beyond repair. Note that I'm not posting Natures or EVs, as I mostly battle friends (they have like, no walls, tanks, nothing, they don't care about stats, they put Surf on Gyarados, etc.) with the occasional battle here on PC and a rare victory here and there. Anyway, rate-o-rama! (P.S., don't suggest Egg Moves).

Torkoal @ Full Incense
Rapid Spin
Gyro Ball
Curse
Stealth Rock

Your everyday Physical Wall. Can Rapid Spin, Wall, AND set up SR.

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Metagross @ Shell Bell
Grass Knot
Earthquake
Meteor Mash
Explosion

Built to last, this Tank rocks is okay. earthquake for Torches, Grass Knot for the rather heavy Ground Types(and since every team should have a Grass Knotter), and Explosion for a Destiny Bond-ish move.

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Salamence @ Guh????????
Stone Edge/Earthquake/Fire Blast
Stone Edge/Earthquake/Fire Blast
Dragon Claw
Brick Break/Crunch/Aerial Ace

Guh????? Physical Sweeper Salamence needs help.

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Lucario @ Guh???????
Poison Jab
Aura Sphere
Dark Pulse
Extremespeed

Poison Jab has bad coverage, but its Poison rate, PP, and Accuracy really help. The rest is self-explanetory.

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Milotic @ Leftovers
Toxic
Ice Beam
Surf
Recover

This Special Wall's moveset needs help.

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Azelf @ Guh??????
Flamethrower
Nasty Plot
Energy Ball
Extrasensory

I think it rocks is okay.

BUT......

If kingofgames157 some1 one who shall be kept Anonymous (*cough*look at the strikeout*cough*) agrees to trade, then I will be using a Latios, who will look like this:

Latios @ Guh???????
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???
???
???

A real beauty, ain't it?

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Rate! Yeah, I know, it sucks.

 

[Azonic]

Latios is Uber D: Don't use uber pokemon

[ Milotic ] @ Leftovers
Trait: Marvel Scale
Nature: Bold
Evs: 252 HP / 252 Defense / 4 Special Defense
- Surf
- Icebeam
- Recover
- Hypnosis / Mirror Coat

[ Metagross ] @ Enigma
Trait: Clear Body
Nature: Jolly
EVs: 252 Attack / 252 Speed / 4 HP
- Agility
- Meteor Mash
- Thunderpunch
- Earthquake / Explosion

 

[Arcknight316]

Latios is Uber D: Don't use uber pokemon

latios ISNT an uber, FYI

[ Milotic ] @ Leftovers
Trait: Marvel Scale
Nature: Bold
Evs: 252 HP / 252 Defense / 4 Special Defense
- Surf
- Icebeam
- Recover
- Hypnosis / Mirror Coat

ok, ok

[ Metagross ] @ Enigma
Trait: Clear Body
Nature: Jolly
EVs: 252 Attack / 252 Speed / 4 HP
- Agility
- Meteor Mash
- Thunderpunch
- Earthquake / Explosion

dont have access to tpunch x_x

 

[Azonic]

Ubers List

Arceus
Darkrai
Deoxys (all forms)
Dialga
Giratina
Groudon
Ho-oh
Kyogre
Latias
Latios
Lugia
Manaphy
Mew
Mewtwo
Palkia
Rayquaza
Wobbuffet

Um... according to this, Latios is uber

 

[Faceless*]

Latios = Uber, Go with it buddy

Dragon Pulse over Poison Jab on Lucario

 

[sims796]

I didn't know Metagross could learn Grass Knot.

 

[ChrisG14]

Actually, Latios and Latias are only Uber with Soul Dew. Without it, there meh at best.

 

[Waffle-San]

Well Actually to clear this up, Latios and Latias are considered Uber while holding the Soul Dew, if there not then they're just classified as Legendary.

Edit: A, beat to the punchline. Dang.

Salamence@Choice Band/Leftovers/Numerous Berries
~Stone Edge
~Earthquake
~Aerial Ace
~Dragon Claw

~Dragon Claw
~Earthquake
~Dragon Dance
~Aerial Ace/Stone Edge

~Fire Blast/Flamethrower
~Draco Meteor
~Hydro Pump
~Dragon Pulse

~Dragon Dance
~Dragon Claw
~Flamethrower?Fire Blast
~Earthquake/Stone Edge

Those are you basic Salamences, natures Can be Timid, Modest, Adamant, Jolly depending on your Salamence. I can't remember the nature for the mixedmence though. Mild??


Leftovers over Fulll Inscense on that Torkaoal.

 

[Anti]

This is a team that will make terrible trainers feel good about themselves, as this team is terrible beyond repair. Note that I'm not posting Natures or EVs, as I mostly battle friends (they have like, no walls, tanks, nothing, they don't care about stats, they put Surf on Gyarados, etc.) with the occasional battle here on PC and a rare victory here and there. Anyway, rate-o-rama! (P.S., don't suggest Egg Moves).

Torkoal @ Full Incense
Rapid Spin
Gyro Ball
Curse
Stealth Rock

Your everyday Physical Wall. Can Rapid Spin, Wall, AND set up SR.

Tell me, how are you going to wall with this? EQ will eat you alive, as it's too slow to curse up...

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Metagross @ Shell Bell
thunderpunch
Earthquake
Meteor Mash
Explosion / agility

Built to last, this Tank rocks is okay. earthquake for Torches what?, Grass Knot for the rather heavy Ground Types(and since every team should have a Grass Knotter) since when?, and Explosion for a Destiny Bond-ish move.

It's a PHYSICAL ATTACKER...grass knot won't be doing any more to ground types than a STABed meteor mash.

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Salamence @ Guh????????
Stone Edge/Earthquake/Fire Blast
Stone Edge/Earthquake/Fire Blast
Dragon Claw
Brick Break/Crunch/Aerial Ace

Guh????? Physical Sweeper Salamence needs help.

If you want physical, run CBmence.

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Lucario @ Guh???????
Poison Jab
Aura Sphere
Dark Pulse
Extremespeed

Poison Jab has bad coverage, but its Poison rate, PP, and Accuracy really help. The rest is self-explanetory.

no poison jab...

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Milotic @ Leftovers
Toxic
Ice Beam
Surf
Recover

This Special Wall's moveset needs help.

As we can see. Run resttalk, or mirror coat...if you want to keep toxic, take out ice beam and run resttalk.

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Azelf @ Guh??????
Flamethrower
Nasty Plot
Energy Ball
Extrasensory

I think it rocks is okay.

I know nothing about azelf, so you get a pass.

BUT......

If kingofgames157 some1 one who shall be kept Anonymous (*cough*look at the strikeout*cough*) agrees to trade, then I will be using a Latios, who will look like this:

Latios @ Guh???????
???
???
???
???

uber. And for the record, many consider it uber without soul dew because of its dominating speed and spcial stats. Otherwsie everybody would use it...and don't argue, I've already asked several people...

A real beauty, ain't it?

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Rate! Yeah, I know, it sucks.

No heal beller or PHazer. but put in items, natures, EVs, etc. If you don't know, guess and we'll help. but Woah! Vire and heracross can really hurt you...replace torkoal, and maybe add weezing for a Hazer and a better physical wall, not to mention it resists EQ.

 

[Arcknight316]

UPDATE:

1. torkoal change to weezing? ill do it if it can SR, but then i lack a rapid spinner

2. LUCARIO is now a pure special sweeper

3. i've added my terrible weavile (just a test drive) over azelf

4. meh, i guess i wont be using latios.....wut does soul dew do anyway?

2. metagross will stay a tank. High attack and defense + low-mediocre-below average speed = perfect tank. besides, i lack a tank, and this will do well.

 

[Anti]

UPDATE:

1. torkoal change to weezing? ill do it if it can SR, but then i lack a rapid spinner

I'd rather be SR weak than let Vire and heracross mow through my entire team.

2. LUCARIO is now a pure special sweeper

though the skarmbliss killer works better...

3. i've added my terrible weavile (just a test drive) over azelf

suicide...

4. meh, i guess i wont be using latios.....wut does soul dew do anyway?

doubles special stats where its special attack exceeds slaking's attack :o

2. metagross will stay a tank. High attack and defense + low-mediocre-below average speed = perfect tank. besides, i lack a tank, and this will do well. And agiligross makes it a sweeper AND a tank. Otherwise, run a CB set.

Answers in teh bold. But really, usiong that weavile is lol suicide. I mean, just DON'T use timid...

 

[Arcknight316]

Answers in teh bold. But really, usiong that weavile is lol suicide. I mean, just DON'T use timid...

woohoo got a hasty one in 3 minutes! so much for SUICIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Arcknight316]

wow anti, u used to flame me XTREME! now u still flame me, but not as much. wooohoooooo. ok, im using weezing. everythings dandy, but im missing a spinner -_-. oh, metagross now has SR

 

[Azonic]

If you don't have focus sash on it, then it's sure as heck suicide. For Weavile to be a dependable sweeper, at least give it Focus Sash.

- coughlifeorbcough -

I've never heard of such thing called a predicting clause. So Life Orb will do nicely on Weavile.

 

[Anti]

wow anti, u used to flame me XTREME! now u still flame me, but not as much. wooohoooooo. ok, im using weezing. everythings dandy, but im missing a spinner -_-. oh, metagross now has SR

Okay, what? I know I'm very harsh, but I don't have any recollection of flaming you...

though really, using your particular weavile wo0uld've been suicide, seriously...and lol, no metagross with stealth rock. I don't care how good its defenses are, the only non-attack move that should be on it is agility.

 

[Spice Curry]

[Lucario] @ Choice Specs
Nature: Modest
EVs: 252 SpAtk/ 252 Spd/ 4 Def
Ability: Steadfast
-Aura Sphere
- Dark Pulse
- Psychic/ Hidden Power [Ice]
- Dragon Pulse

Er, yeah like stated above. No Poison Jab please.

 

[Arcknight316]

Okay, what? I know I'm very harsh, but I don't have any recollection of flaming you...

though really, using your particular weavile wo0uld've been suicide, seriously...and lol, no metagross with stealth rock. I don't care how good its defenses are, the only non-attack move that should be on it is agility.

nah, my first team had 6 sweepers :)

OK, who should SR/spike hen? i need one of those at least

 

[Anti]

nah, my first team had 6 sweepers :)

Which would explain it.

OK, who should SR/spike hen? i need one of those at least

I spike hen? What? SR hen? What? Could you use terms that I've actually heard of and actually exist?

If you mean spiker or SRer, use forry or skarm for spikes. I despise SR, don't ask...

 

[Faceless*]

nah, my first team had 6 sweepers :)

OK, who should SR/spike hen? i need one of those at least

Skarmory.. Forretress.. Donphan.. Gliscor many

Anti.. he only made a typo as you say it, no need to be so picky

 

[Arcknight316]

If you mean spiker or SRer, use forry or skarm for spikes. I despise SR, don't ask...

sorry my x and t key dont work unless i push hard

and SR is more available, being a TM.

no one on my team can SR, except meta and azelf, and i sure as heck aint giving it to azelf