Would YOU be a pirate? (Arr.)

[Lickitricky]

The subject be quite simple, me hearties! If you had the choice of becoming a pirate and rule the seven seas, what would yar final decision be? We will be realistic here, because you MAY end up facing this decision one day and we all need to be ready, arr.
My suggestion be a list of pros n' cons:

Cons:

-Lots of people would hate you
-Every country would go after you
-You don't get to eat nutritious food
-Your smile would be unattractive
-You'd get scurvy

Pros:

-You make tons of money
-You get to make some quality pirate friends
-You can to explore the nautical universe
-You can wear flashy pirate clothes
-People will adore your 'Bad boy pirate' look
-You'd get scurvy

The decision is yars!

 

[KanadeTenshi]

Nope. Sorry. Making my hair is very important for me. As well as my look.

 

[Richard Lynch]

In the realm, of "crazy stupid fake characters", I'd much rather be a mad scientist. In my opinion, mad scientists are lacking in popularity these days when up against pirates, ninjas, vampires and werewolves.

And where the hell are all the zombies? They're just as popular as vampires and werewolves in this current Twilight-era, but no one ever wants to be one. That's discrimination against the zombie race!

 

[Jolene]

Mmm maybe although I would have to be the pirate leader. I would make a good pirate leader I think I have a pirate hat somewhere.

 

[Captain Fabio]

Uhhh, no. I will stick as I am thank you; even in imaginary world.

 

[Charizard★]

No. I rather be a ninja I rather be what I am right now :3

 

[Throat]

I never really liked pirate's stories and related stuff, so I refuse.

 

[Melody]

I don't think I'd make a good pirate o.o

but I'd make an epic ninja

 

[Nemaru]

Being a pirate would be freakin' SWEET. Awesomely awesome 1600's clothes, no boundaries, killing everything you deem unworthy. Sure, you'd be bounty hunted, but hey; money, girls, guns/swords, epic adventures = pirate = amazing life.

 

[Tyrantrum]

I'd rather be a ninja. They're stealthy and have nun-chucks. :3

 

[Åzurε]

nun-chucks

Two Catholic women tied together at the ankles, swung around by a martial artist. I'd take that over being a pirate any day.

 

[BHwolfgang]

I know the perfect person to reply to this topic....

If the aforementioned memeber does desire the life of a pirate, then I shall accompany him! We would travel the world fighting cannibal leprechauns and monster strawberries. One day, I would start a life as a blacksmith and fall in love with the daughter of the duke. As we were being chased by her father's soldiers, his tea ship arrived unexpectately and saves us from the guillotine. However, as we sail past Sweden, a giant rapping octopus begins chasing us.

 

[Morkula]

This thread is pretty pointless and spammy. There's really no discussion to be had - it'd be different if it were discussing pirates in general or something, but this is pretty much just spam.
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