Would You Rather...?

Lol you wonderwoman Im still wondering how you survived that..

Id rather have bird crap on me cause dog craps are the same size as human crap :P

WYR be eaten or skinned alive?
 
Lol, I'm a hardy one. I wasn't alright at the time, but I guess I was just lucky.

I'd rather be eaten alive. It burns when you have no skin, seriously.

WYR be immortal and have every disease known to man or be immortal and have no limbs?
 
So its just minor injuries? you are really lucky you know that
Damn girl you really know how to torture a person >.<
Id say Immortal and no limbs I dont like ultimate suffering XD

WYR be blind or deaf?
 
Well, I got a bit...cut and broken up, but nothing that didn't mend itself later on.

I'd rather be deaf cos I've seen the amount of care some blind people need to have, and I'd rather be more independent.

WYR bleed to death or starve to death? (Lol, sorry, I can't think of anything else)
 
Bleed to death >.< you should seriously start your own horror movie youd make big $$$

WYR be trapped in a room full of zombies or snakes?
 
I'd take the snakes. There's just something about zombies...maybe the smell.

WYR have a good house in a bad location or a bad house in a good location? (lol, I thought of one that wasn't gross!)
 
lmao ran out of gross torturing ideas?

Bad house in good location, I can always rebuild the house XD

WYR skip your bday or christmas
 
I'd rather skip my bday cos...I dunno lol.

I haven't run out of gross torturing ideas, not quite. XD

WYR boil to death or freeze to dealth?
 
Then keep the awesome ideas going XD

Id rather freeze to death (I dunno why it sounds cooler) lawl

WYR drown or eaten by shark?
 
I'd rather be eaten by a shark, lol. Yeah, it would make a much more interesting story! I mean, hardly anyone gets eaten by the shark because the shark only ever attacks and it only extremely rarely eats the person. The shark only takes a bite because it wants to know what human tastes like. However, humans don't taste very good to sharks and they don't digest them very well at all so they leave the person alone after they have killed them. You have no idea how many people in the world have been eaten as opposed to attacked by a shark. Not very many at all. To be eaten...I would be famous for my cause of death! XD

WYR grate the underside of your foot with the cheese grater or peel the palm of your hand with the potato peeler?
 
Omg the ultimate torture mastermind is back !!!!!!! XD nice lecture on the shark lawl but I must disagree, sharks do find humans a top class feast for them, yes youd be famous I'll be sure to keep watching the TV for news on shark attacks *fox news: lady nicole was found dead this afternoon on danger beach a few moments ago, presumeably eaten by shark, as you can see half her body is gone* XD
neways
Id rather peel my palm thanks, the skin of your hand grows back at a faster rate than the skin of your feet (dont ask me why I just felt that way)

WYR get eaten by a crocodile or tiger?
 
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Haha, I won't be eaten by a shark in this country. However, I'll be coming to Australia for Uni so there'll be more of a chance I'll be eaten then lol.

I'd rather be eaten by a crocodile because they drag you under the water and drown you first, so it would be less painful. XD

WYR be crucified and then taken off when you were about to die or stretched until you were nearly snapped in half?
 
Ah alrite whereabouts in Australia though?

Id rather be crucified cause I dont wanna suffer and I still have lil chance of surviving XD

WYR be thrown into a pool of acid or seasnakes?
 
Well I want to go to Canberra if they'll accept me (fingers crossed) but if not then Sydney is my second choice (c'mon, one of them is bound to accept me, lol)

I'd rather have the seasnakes cos I don't want to be disfigured by acid burns all over my body. XD

WYR eat a handful of dead bugs or eat a lump of cheese which expired 6 months ago?
 
Thats awesome wish you luck nikki, if you've chosen Perth I could take you for a tour around, a good friend of mine goes to uni in Canberra and hes doing business (he could have been a dentist but failed the interview >.<)

Id rather eat bugs cause I heard they contain proteins XD

WYR eat a cows brain or eyeballs?
 
Hey, my parents are going to live in Perth, so I'll be there sometimes to visit. You can give me a tour around after all! ^_^

Ummm...this is a difficult one. Maybe the eyeballs. Eww...but still, the brain's no better. XD

WYR have a 90 year-old roommate with Alzheimer's or a ten-year-old super genius roommate who makes you look stupid with everything you say and do?
 
Oh are they? and yeh for sure Ill be happy to give you a tour around =D

Uhmm super genius cause I can always teach him/her not to talk back to me XD

WYR hang yourself or cut yourself to death?
 
Hehe, thanks! I'd love a tour around. :D

Cut myself to death. Lol. I know hanging is less painful, but when I die I want to make a performance of it. XD

WYR be trapped in your house in boiling hot weather with no AC or fan or be trapped in your house in freezing weather with no heating or fireplace?
 
No worries you'll enjoy it =)

Uhmm hot weather for me cause I can always go to the beach XD

WYR fight Mike Tyson or talk like him?
 
Fight! Yeah, definitely.
Lol.

WYR beat up a girl or be beaten up by a girl?
 
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