Yeah. RMT.

[Outlawed]

So, after various attempts at having a team that actually is funner to play with all my lovely theme Pokemon and the ones marked with <3 I found out that <3 =/= Win all the time.
So I came up with this.

Jolteon @ Salac Berry
Timid
4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
~ Substitute
~ Baton Pass
~ HP [ICE]
~ Thunderbolt

This hates Aerodactyl leads so much. I was making a choice between the two of them and decided Jolteon because of the speed pass. Yet, Taunt isn't bad either.

Lucario @ Life Orb
Adamant
4 Def / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
~ Swords Dance
~ Close Combat
~ Crunch
~ Extreme Speed

Yeah, Crunch as not to get walled by Celebi and friends. Rest is pretty self-explanatory. My main pass receiver.

Starmie @ Leftovers
Timid
Natural Cure
160 Hp / 132 SpA / 216 Spe
~ Thunder Bolt
~ Surf
~ Recover
~ Rapid Spin

My spinner. Adds much needed special support to Jolteon. Also Gyara counter, Well, Gyara without Bite and life orb counter XD

Gliscor @ Yache Berry/Leftovers
Impish
252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Atk
~ Stealth Rock
~ Roost
~ Ice Fang
~ Earthquake

Yes, Yache berry. This takes Weavile on and laughs with it. Otherwise leftovers is a valid option, <.< Der. Sets the Rocks hence the defensive set and stalls the hell out of Heracross and Lucario hates it.

Snorlax @ Leftovers
Careful
252 Hp / 252 SpD / 4 Atk
~ Sleep Talk
~ Rest
~ Body Slam
~ Crunch

Stockpile allows me to invest more in HP and ATK and even though it allows only 3 ups, I don't think Snorlax here needs any much than that. This beast will take care of literally anything after a couple of boosts. Gotta' Love it.

Weezing @ Leftovers
Relaxed
196 Hp / 252 Def / 60 SpA
~ Haze
~ Flamethrower
~ Thunder Bolt/ HP [ICE]
~ Pain Split

I shall embark on a journey of creating this addition to the team. Kills things that try to kill me simply. heracross and friends, as well as scizor get owned epically by this puff of smog.

 

[Dark Azelf]

Jolteon @ Salac Berry
Timid
4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
~ Substitute
~ Baton Pass
~ HP [ICE]
~ Thunderbolt

k

Lucario @ Life Orb
Adamant
4 Def / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
~ Swords Dance
~ Close Combat
~ Crunch
~ Extreme Speed

Yay


Starmie @ Leftovers
Timid
Natural Cure
160 Hp / 132 SpA / 216 Spe
~ Thunder Bolt
~ Surf
~ Recover
~ Rapid Spin

Careful of these DD Life Orb gyarados which OHKO starmie, especially Bite versions >_<.

Gliscor @ Leftovers
Impish
252 HP / 184 def / 72 Speed
~ Stealth Rock
~ Roost
~ Ice Fang
~ Earthquake

K. use 72 SPEED to beat Jolly T-Tar, Timid Magnezone and Adamant Breloom


Snorlax @ Leftovers
Careful
252 HP / 252 SP.DEF / 6 ATT
~ Sleep Talk
~ Rest
~ Body Slam
~ Crunch

No, because crits drown you, stockpile is worse than Curse, and that sucks ass.

Leftovers.




Weezing @ Leftovers
Relaxed
196 HP / 252 DEF / 60 SP.ATT
~ Will-o-Wisp / Haze
~ Flamethrower
- Thunderbolt / Hidden power Ice
- PAIN SPLIT

This is suckage without pain split, otherwise your stuck with Rest-talking, which is silly with lax on the team. DUN B LAZY AND BREED NAO !

Comments are in Bold

GG.

 

[Outlawed]

Comments are in Bold

GG.

I have to breed Pain Split don't I *weeps*
oh well another breeding journey for me.
As for lax, may I know why stockpile is hated so much? Does it invite things to set up on me or what exactly?

Thanks for the Weezing set, first time i've used it. I will get Pain Split and Haze over WoW. HP Ice will be impossible =O unless you have one you can give me XD

so fixes made, just need a reason for snorlax please, and are there any poke's that would be a threat to me?

 

[Dark Azelf]

I have to breed Pain Split don't I *weeps*
oh well another breeding journey for me.
As for lax, may I know why stockpile is hated so much? Does it invite things to set up on me or what exactly?

Thanks for the Weezing set, first time i've used it. I will get Pain Split and Haze over WoW. HP Ice will be impossible =O unless you have one you can give me XD

so fixes made, just need a reason for snorlax please, and are there any poke's that would be a threat to me?

Critical hits drown you as they bypass ALL the stat boosts and do double damage =D. So its kinda sucky and doesnt benefit anything apart from your defense, which is meh. And walling stuff with Stock Pile, Iron Defense or even Amnesia is just asking for Crits.


I would reply to your pm, but this team has potential to work, so i wont =D.

Although Himontop >> Weezing (Who does the same thing as Gliscor really, bar counter weavile, which Hitmontop does anyways =p), could work and that allows you to put Ice Beam >> Rapid Spin on Starmie (Due to Hitmon having it) for a bit more insurance on Garchomp and other dragons, whilst Hitmontop gets T-Tar, most specifically "Boah".

 

[Valarauca]

may i suggest this set for weezing works great when i used weezing

Weezing @ black sludge
bold
Ev: 252 hp, 252 def, 6 spA
~ hp ice
~ flame thrower
~ thunderbolt
~ pain split

You counter everything, but you can't haze, makes a great counter, but yeah weezing OK as best in my mind

 

[sims796]

Weezing's second best attribute is Will-O-Wisp. Better than HP Ice.

 

[Outlawed]

Adding Hitmontop would mean no Weezing. No Weezing would leave me helpless to Metagross and Scizor. I can't really touch them with out fire attacks :\ Scizor after some Sword Dances will take me out easily and I definitely do not want that. Perhaps Glsicor can go, but then I wont have room to fit Stealth Rock.