[YGO]Worst Card Ever

Do you even have to ask? Goblin Calligrapher. One hundred attack, two hundred defense, no special ability. At least Thousand Eyes Idol has a fusion!
 
Eon-Rider said:
How about Aitsu and Pot of Generosity?
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Well, Aitsu can theoretically be paired with Soitsu for a power boost. Also, it's union so it's summonable by Frontline Base. As for Pot of Generosity...it helps you out in stallgames against stuff like Clockwork. Besides, being a spell it can be sacrificed for Cursed Seal of the Forbidden Spell and - upon being activated - it also gives Spell counters to Magical Marionette & co. Finally, if you end up drawing stuff you didn't want to draw (Like extra gadgets, Momongas, Gravekeeper's Spy etc) then you can pass those back into your deck. It's a stupid card, sure, but not even close to the uselesness of Goblin Caligrapher. Personally I've always found Dark Artist stupid (Wimpy effect monster with an effect that weakens it further? Riiight...-.-). Actually, I would argue it to be slightly more useless than Caligrapher because it doesn't work with Justi Break, Dark Factory, or any of the other vanilla support cards. xD
 
Erm... Aitsu's union is Koitsu. You're thinking of Doitsu. XD
Koitsu is practically impossible to summon (excluding Mother Grizzly).

And stop making excuses for Pot of Generosity. :P
Sure it can do all of it that but it's a bloody -3!
 
Art_Critic_Cubone said:
Do you even have to ask? Goblin Calligrapher. One hundred attack, two hundred defense, no special ability. At least Thousand Eyes Idol has a fusion!
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At least that thing can metamorphosis to TER in traditional =x

Try fusionist =x
3 star, needs to be metamorph-ed to get, AND weaker than Sangan who metamorphosis INTO the fusionist XD;

At least Pot of Generosity with luck can get out Super Hound (Mechanical Hound). Try to think of *anything* that you can do with Fusionist except for YGO jokes.
 
Two other crappy cards are Malfunction. and Goblin Out of the Frying Pan. I don't know why they even released Malfunction as a rare in SOI.

I'm pretty sure some of you are thinking "but those cards make your opponent pay double for the cost!"

Imagine this scenario:
Bob: I play Smashing Ground to Destroy your Blue-Eyes White Dragon!
Bill: Well too bad Bob! I negate it with Goblin Out of the Frying Pan! Haha! Take that.
Bob: Erm... I activate it again! Haha!

So basically you just wasted 500 LP for nothing.
 
Actually... Goblin out of the Frying Pan got more credit than that, because the scenario is wrong. Blue Eyes White Dragon is destroyed (send to the graveyard), and you draw another BEWD (mill), and the opponent wasted his smashing ground if BEWD is the only monster on your side of the field (however, if you got another one, then it'll seek out a new target and destroy that instead.)

It's a 2-for-1, yes. It's bad? Definitely. It's worse? Not quite... It's supposedly used in decks that rely on more copies of the same monster in the graveyard, but too bad there's no good monsters in this theme. But, I thought of a use for it, unlike Fusionist =x

Malfunction is some major situational hate against 2 cards: Solemn Judgment and Return from the Different Dimension. When those two activate, you pay a game ending amount of LP. That's a cost, remember. You flip it back down with Malfunction, and you've just cut your opponent's LP in half for basically no reason. Also, turning it facedown may allow it to never see face on earth again, since trap cards need a specific "response" in order to activate. Let's say you're pushing for the winning blow, and the opponent uses Sakuretsu to destroy your monster. Well, flip it facedown, and your monster keeps attacking and win. (it can't activate again in the same turn, since this IS a counter trap, which means only other counter trap can stop it. Also, Sakuretsu Armor miss its timing to try to go again since it'll move on to damage phase, and not battle phase.)

Very situational, and there's better cards.. but at least like I said, it can do *something.*

Try making Fusionist do something >>; it takes 2 cards to get out, and it got stats that doesn't even allow it to overrun a Sangan. Worse of all, it's a normal monster that needs to be fusion summoned.
 
Frostweaver said:
At least that thing can metamorphosis to TER in traditional =x

Try fusionist =x
3 star, needs to be metamorph-ed to get, AND weaker than Sangan who metamorphosis INTO the fusionist XD;

At least Pot of Generosity with luck can get out Super Hound (Mechanical Hound). Try to think of *anything* that you can do with Fusionist except for YGO jokes.
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Fusion dump/revive.

It loses (or, rather, wins......uh...which would it be in this case?) to Zombie Warrior.
 
Fusionist would just be that extra added fusion monster for when Magicial Scientsit is being used. D; The same applies for other fusions.
 
Nyu, you could also call it out with Instant Fusion for tribute fodder and whatnot. Btw, I just realized that Calligrapher could be used in combination with Card Crush Virus and would also double up as tribute fodder for Dark Necrofear since it's a fiend. So much for completely useless, then. xD

How about Demotion, then? The legendary equip spell with the staggering ability to lower a monster's level by one. Who could resist?
 
Not really. It could be used to sneak past Gravity Bind and Level Limit Area B back in their heyday. (Which was... when?) It isn't THAT useless. Lesee... um... you know, everything seems to be good for something, somehow. Mystical Sheep number two?
 
Ansatsu. 5 Star Normal with 1700 ATK 1200 DEF.

I think that pretty much wins.

Unless anyone can think of a weaker tribute vanilla...
 
Ocubeam. =D 1550 Atk, 1650 Def 5-star vanilla with a crappy illustration to boot. There's just something deeply dissatisfying about a tribute monster that is just too weak to beat Hydro and just too strong to be brought out by recruiter. Plus, being a Light Fairy it's not an option for a number of powerful tribute effects (I mean, I'd sooner run Harpie Girl for Ikarus Strike and whatnot xP). Guess it's fodder for Light discards and Soul of Purity and Light, but Thunder Dragon already covers both far better.
 
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Two spell cards come to mind as being close to worthless.

Gather Your Mind and Serial Spell.

I can't see how either card, especially Serial Spell could do anything even close to helpful.
 
Serial Spell is an OTK >>; Definitely not useless. Try using it by chaining on to Pot of Greed when your hand only consist of Pot of Greed, Serial Spell and one other card >>; I forgot what was the OTK that involves 3 Serial Spell in the same deck back then though.

Gather your mind is an ancient Toon Table of Content that's used for milling yourself.
 
Ichapokemr said:
Ansatsu. 5 Star Normal with 1700 ATK 1200 DEF.

I think that pretty much wins.

Unless anyone can think of a weaker tribute vanilla...
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I used to like that card when the game first came out . D: I don't really think this should be like a contest. Every person has their own worst card.
 
Ichapokemr said:
Ansatsu. 5 Star Normal with 1700 ATK 1200 DEF.

I think that pretty much wins.

Unless anyone can think of a weaker tribute vanilla...
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Aitsu is still worse. :P Even its Union pretty hard to summon, this monster the most pathetic tribute monster to summon.
 
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