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You Can Hold Her

Amu

remember who the real enemy is
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    Hello, I'm Amu. But you can call me Tony. If it wasn't obvious enough, I'm a tier 4 donator. My blogs will be about my daily life, etc. By the way, I'm male and I like pink. :D -hifives-

    so a friend's friend of mine recently had a baby, so I went to her house to see the newborn. "She's precious! She has a big head... She's going to be smart, like Lisa Simpson" And then she offers me what I believe the scariest is offer you can offer someone. "Hey, do you want to give her a hold?" W-what did you just say? H-h-HOLD your baby!? I've never been able to hold anything successfully in my life. It's like, someone passing me a book and I just drop it. (Fail!) And you want to trust me with holding your heavy headed baby?
    "Oh no, no, no" But they convince you into holding it. Then they crack jokes like "Don't drop her or she'll die, haha" I don't know why your leaving me in charge with your babies life, it's too much pressure.

    What I want to ask you guys is how you guys get your name. Because at one point she asked me to pick a baby name, which freaks me out because I would look around the room and name my baby Table or something like that. So I said to her my name on the Internet is Wormow, so I'll probably name your baby Tigerow. It's probably genetic because when I was born my mother named me after the doctor, who happened to be in the room. So I'm keen to know how you got your name, because my I named my child Table and my name came from a doctor.

    Pink Pink Comments:

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    Meneur d'enfer: I agree with you. I'm a little 87 pound piglet. I could totally win one of those hotdog eating contests. It is just too easy. I love food. Food hates me.

    You're a pig and you weight 87 pounds? Sweet. Food loves me, psssh. I'm just lieing. No one loves me.

     [FONT=&quot]Sarah Paliner: Are you my new best friend I've been dreaming about?[/FONT]

    I know that I'm sexy, but I'm too fat. Unless you pay me. Haha, ohhh I'm lame in so many ways.

     Hoshimi: Well I used to, but I don't anymore. I was getting too big and unhealthy. So I had to change my eating. Now when I am full and still have food on my plate...I will leave it. I won't eat it. I get a doggie bag or something. I love food, but I am eating it healthier.

    Comment of the day right there, right there... (h)     ​

     
    Um... pink is nice?

    /doesn't know what you want. XD
     
    My mother stole it off another person :D
     
    @_@ I don't understand the pink pink comments...

    But uh, I'm pretty sure my parents just sorta made one up/used one they knew that sounded nice. No relevance to anything else. My middle name, though, is derived from the person who helped take care of my Mom while my Dad was away.
     
    Because, my cousin stole my original name plan as he had been born two months earlier.
     
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