You know if your a Uber gamer when...

Ziggy

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    this was done ages ago and was a brilliant idea, havn't seen it for ages though soooo...

    right, the post starts with "you know when your a gamer when" and you finish the sentence

    you know your a gamer when if you ever get in a fight you say "ah ha *swing punch* 10 owned" then you walk off
     
    You know you're a gamer when you've learned everything you know about fighting from Dead or Alive and Street Fighter.

    You know you're a gamer when you're watching boxing on TV and when you see an uppercut, you scream "SHORYUKEN!"
     
    You know you're an uber gamer when you spend about 99% of the day playing games, instead of spending the holidays with family *coughmecough* XD
     
    You know you're an uber gamer when you memorize the entire combo list for every character in every fighting game you own.(which is probably a lot)
     
    You know you're an uber gamer when you see a squirrel and try to catch it.
    This is what happens when I play too much Star Wars:
    You know you're an uber gamer when you can't find your brother so you think he's just a Bothan Spy using his cloaking device.
    You know you're an uber gamer when you're about to go up to bed but you decide to send workers up first to build turrets, just in case. (Yes, those have actually happened to me)
     
    You know you're an uber gamer when you start imagining your in a fighting game and you accidentally punch your sister and you still think your playing street fighters.
     
    You know when you're an uber gamer when:
    You demand to see a loading screen at a movie.
    You knock out some homeless person and yell LEVEL UP!!
    You acctually construct a weapon from your favorite game and bring it to school.
    You carve the name XANADU on an empty zoo exhibit, hoping they'll have a unicorn put in. You frequently pull out kunais, yelling thunder! Hoping that lightning will fall from the sky and zap your little brother.
    You acctually take time to complete the 28 hour flight without breaks.
     
    You know you're an uber gamer when you complete a game in two days.
     
    You know when you're an uber gamer when:
    You go to a zoo and call one of the gorillas Peewee and you call a bear Pudge.
    You try to piece dead bodies back together, hang them in a dungeon and wait for your best friend to kill the beast with his floaty swords!
    You paint whips red, yellow, black, white and blue and attack random people with them.
    You follow and attack a guy that resembled you video game OC's big brother.
     
    You know you're an uber gamer when after you play GTA you get a pistol and some anthrax and go on a killing spree.

    You know you're an uber gamer when playing paintball you go shoot people and scream "double kill, triple kill, killtacular!"
     
    You know you're a gamer when you think you can double jump & then wake up 2 weeks later in hospital after recovering from concussion.
     
    You know your an Uber gamer when:
    You claim the school bully was using cheat codes after being defeated by him in a fight.
    When you eat red white dotted mushrooms and jump on brown ones.
    name your pet turtle Koopa and jump on him alot.
    Paint your dog green, ride on him, and name him Yoshi.
    say "My Hedgehog can beat your Hedgehog!"
    Relable the Zoo's penguin exibit as the "King Dedede Pen".
    When your favorite show is "Loading..."
    When you do crazy things because you think you have two Lifes left.
     
    You know you're an uber gamer when...

    You get in a go-kart and attept to use mushrooms as nitros, and while doing that you crash into the roadside doing 'powerslides'
    You attack a big pig with a blue sword shouting "DIE GANON!"
    You buy Jin Kazama's pants in a shop and go around saying "I am the devil!"
    You see a bean talking.
    You crash into the car in front of you and get fined while claiming that you were attempting 'slipstream'.
     
    Here's a sorta long one:
    You know you're an uber gamer when your dog, Ifrit, bites your cat, Kuma, for eating your fish, Jabu-Jabu, who was busy conversing with your chameleon, Yoshi, and your parrot, Aska.
     
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