You know if your a Uber gamer when...

You know your an uber gamer when...

Someone hits you with a ball and you yell ''Z0MG Aim-bot''
You actualy play the game 'Blazing Star' (I played it with my big brother yesterday o.O XD)
You randomly quote a game character in random place *coughthat'smecough*
You try to play Seiken Densetsu 3 with all possible character and class combinations *coughthat'smetooIhavealmostsucceededinthatcough*
When you actualy bother reading through my post =P
 
you know if your a gamer if you say BOOM head shot if you throw a ball at someones head (I've done that)
 
You know you're an uber gamer when....

You attack any life form that comes near you because you think defeating it will help you gain 'experience'.

You see 'Press Start' flashing on your closed eyelids when you're asleep.

You have beaten the Elite Four 999999999999 times with a team that consists of a single Pichu.

You insist that atoms are called 'pixels'.

You think that a fox with a ray gun, a yellow mouse, a short plumber, and a saddled lizard fighting each other is normal.

The last thing you see before you die is the word, "Game Over," in your head.
 
You know you're a gamer when you visit Japantwon and expect to see a katamari roll aroud the corner at any minute. XD
That actually happened to me.
 
You know you're an uber gamer when:

You're in the middle of a soccer game, when you shoot your first goal and yell "SUPER STRIKE! TWO POINTS!!!"

You constantly start street fights, quoting win and loss messages from fighting games when you win and lose respectively.

You start searching for abnormally large mushrooms, hoping it'll give you another shot at life.
 
You know when you're an uber gamer when you dash around school like Gen. Grievous does in Battlefront II. (Guilty)

You know when you're an uber gamer when you grab your nearest sibling and hit them with a hammer, hopin they will become short, or go underground (MaL:SS reference)

You know when you're an uber gamer when you scream "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!" at random times. (Simpsons: Hit and Run refference) (Guilty)
 
[SIZE="-7"]You know you're an uber gamer when....

You had the words "UBER 1337" written on your knuckles in permanent marker before going to a party and then getting all kinds of questions and weird looks from the non-1337. (...guilty.)

You know the lyrics to BOTH the Llama Song and the Legend of Zelda song (LINK! HE COME TO TOWN! ...Ah, why do I bother?)

You've ever tried attacking a chicken just to get an entire flock to fly at you. (one I have yet to do.)

You can recite episodes of Red Vs Blue nearly perfectly. ('If he is dead, that cannot be me. That would be silly.')

...And knows the episode numbers of where quotes appear. (That one was Episode 39... >>)[/SIZE]
 
when you play games in your sleep
when you have a gameshark in your aquarium
when your memory card needs 2 hard drives to only power it enough
 
You're an 00ber gamer when you place a brown ball with black eyes, nose, yellow teeth above you all the time and scream "OMG T3H MOON IS FALLIN'!"
 
You know you're an Uber gamer when...

You try to sell your couch at the supermarket. (AC)

You plant money in the ground with a yellow shovel, thinking it will grow into a money tree. (Again, AC)

You call getting older "leveling up."
 
Hey great to see some one used my idea again...sweet...I mean I started the original.

You know your an uber gamer when you get 100% in GTA 3, Vice City, and San Andreas without cheating.

Your know your an uber gamer when you reach level 255 in Kingdom Hearts.(Thats dedication...I thought you could only reach Lv 100 in KH)
 
You know you're an uber gamer when...

You throw an egg on the floor and scream "Go Yellow-White thing! Use Splat!" (Pokemon)
You make a boney orange puppet with big blue eyes and make a skull-like orange house for it and think it will turn you into a termite with shorts. (Banjo-Kazooie)
 
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