You know you're from _____ listing

[Guest123_x1]

You know you're from (insert place where you live/are from or ethnicity here) when...

Put in listings of what occurs where you live or your ethnicity.

I'll start out

You know you're from Michigan when...
1.You've never met any celebrities.
2."Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
3.At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan/Michigan State game.
4.Half the change in your pocket is Canadian.....eh!
5.You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right.
6.Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel.
7.You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.
8.It's easy to get VERNORS Ginger Ale, Sanders Hot Fudge sauce, AND Faygo Pop.
9.You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."
10.You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" in the same day.
11.You bake with SODA and drink a POP.
12.The movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" wasn't funny. You consider it a documentary.
13.Your little league game was snowed out.
14.The word "thumb" has geographical, rather than anatomical significance.
15.You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your left hand.
16. Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.
17.You measure distance in minutes.
18.When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left."
19.You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but isn't that far from Hell.
20.Your year has 2 seasons: Winter and Construction.
21.Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy stores at Christmas.
22.You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.
23.Owning a Japanese car was a hangin' offense in your hometown.
24.You believe that "down south" means Toledo.
25. You believe that instead of a city that never sleeps, it's the suburbs that never sleep.
26. You're actually driving on a median highway out of state, then miss the road that you want to turn left on, expecting to find the nearest median crossover.
27. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events
28. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. Hey!
29. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Farm & Fleet at any given time.
30. You always save the last three days of your vacation time for the opening of deer season.
31. You refer to anyone who lives in the lower peninsula as a "troll" because they live under the bridge.
32. You ignore the "No Canadian Coins" warning labels on vending machines and try to put in Canadian quarters.
33. The "Big Mac" is not something you eat, but rather something you drive on.
34. You occasionally cheer "Go Lions -- and take the Tigers with you."
35. You know what a millage is
36. You define summer as three months of bad sledding
37. The majority of the elder you know have worked at General Motors, or any of its divisions (e.g. A.C. Delco, Detroit Diesel)
38. You know what "electricity transmission companies" are.

 

[Tetsu]

You know you're from wisconsin when...

1.You can taste a difference in cheese made somewhere else
2.You can find and pronounce : Eau Claire (O -Claire), Oconomowoc (O-con-om-o-walk), Menomonee Falls(May-nah-men-ee Falls), Waukesha (Wah-keh-shaw), La Crosse (Luh-Cross), Fond du Lac(Fawn-doo-lack).
3.You can correctly spell Milwaukee.
4.You know what "bubbler" means. (Water Fountain)
5.When the weather hits 0 degrees you decide that maybe it's time to get out a jacket instead of a sweatshirt... It's pretty common.
6.You live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one yard above the ground. I'm still lauging fr0m this pitiful memory.
7.You usually refer to towns SOUTH of you when you say, "Let's go UP there..." due to the many hills.
8.You buy cat litter every winter, but you don't own a cat. (For the people who don't know, it sucks oil off the asphault and provides traction.)
9.You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon. (Wanna know something wierd? We base all other beers' tastes on that one. It's the NORMAL beer for us.)
10.You can use the word "ya der hey" easily in a sentence. (Sorry. That's northern wisconsin right there, yup.)
11.You hear someone use the words "uff-dah" and you don't immediately break into uncontrollable laughter. OMG. I didn't realise that this unlooked upon thing is... is... normal for us. o_O
12.FFA was the most popular club in high school . If you take anything from this listing, take this one. It's an ACTUAL PROVABLE FACT. o_O
13.You have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana, German Fest, Irish Fest, Oktoberfest, or all of the above. Oh god. I'm such a wisconsinite and didnt even realise it. *runs away screaming his head off because he's missed the obvious.*
14.You can't be friends with a Vikings fan. Actually, this is so rooted into our history I think there may be a law about it somewhere.
WOW. I actually learned something about myself today.

 

[Spectrum]

I believe this belongs in Other Chat.
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You Know You're From Australia When...

Your next door neighbours can be from Tunisia, Israel, Indonesia, Japan, Zimbabwe, Iraq, Brazil, Spain, Malaysia...

The community is so concerned over the fact that muslim women can't use public swimming pools because there are men present that they have female-only periods.

The Greeks and Mexicans next door ask you over to have a barbeque.

You don't actually use the words 'sheila' or 'shrimp'.

You sleep with Aeroguard on.

You're wearing a cap emblazoned with 'Get A Dog Up Ya.'

You feel obliged to spread salty black stuff that looks like congealed motor oil on bread and actually grow to like it.

You actively dislike Americans, but watch their TV, eat their food and worship their idols.

You think Tall Poppy Syndrome is a national condition.

Democracy means the freedom to draw caricatures of John Howard.

Your idea of a lethal weapon is a slug gun.

The closest you ever got to going overseas was your packet of 5 Days In Rio grundies.

A posh meal = an all-you-can-eat buffet.

The term "musical instrument" also extends to wobbly bits of ply-wood, hand saws, gum leafs and combs.

Your most offensive curse also doubles as an exclamation of awe or amazement, like, "fark orf!"

All of your internationally famous people don't live here.

You think footballers dressing up in drag on TV is funny (but your son being gay isn't).

You relish test cricket - the longest, slowest game in sport (and that's not even counting the replays). After all, what else gives you an excuse to sit on your arse for five days, watch TV and sink piss with your mates?

You don't drink Fosters, but you let the world think you do.

The only thing better than beating the Pohms at ANY sport is giving them **** for it.

You love, adore and admire a particular team/sportstar/actor on a winning streak - until they lose. Then they're just crap and 'past it.'

You can compress several words into one - ie 'g'day', 'd'reckn?' This allows for more space for profanities.

You favour either Holden or Ford - or a souped-up WRX with new kit and a bootful of subwoofer.

Driving down the main street/beach road playing bad techno is your idea of a perfect Saturday night / Sunday arvo.

You make kooky films, sometimes about wayward road trips (across the outback preferably). Quite a few are crap.

You know all the words to Khe Sahn but not the national anthem.

Your nickname ends in 'a' or 'o'.

You have a customised stubby holder.

Your soap stars become pop singers and move to the UK.

You've ever used the words - grouse, tops, ripper, choice, sick, rad, exo, ace, wicked, ballistic - to mean good. And then you place 'bloody' in front of it when you really mean it.

Your cooking apron has plastic breasts on it.

The "Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi oi oi!" chant has been a religious experience in the past.

The blokes at the local gym think your weight training is an opportunity to ask you out on a date.

The big national sporting events are men-only.

Your politicians believe than sticking the prefix 'un' in front of your nationality is an effective way of making you sit down and shut up.

Our mantras are 'fair go for all', 'mateship' and 'little Aussie battler' - but we still publicly condemn those with different viewpoints to us.

The barbeque is a male-dominated arena. And the women do the salads.

'Fair go for all' excludes indigenous people.

An eight-hour trip to go camping for the weekend isn't out of the question or excessive.

You take pride in living in a tolerant multicultural society but firmly believe that all Poms and Kiwis are fair game.

You insist on asking every celebrity who steps of an aircraft what they think of Australia. If the response is not overwhelmingly positive, they should be subjected to immediate public ridicule.

The private lives of footy and cricket players become more important than local and national news stories.

Slick pick-up lines like 'Wanna shag?' and 'Carn, show us yer tits' can constitute male-to-female conversation.

You say 'no worries' quite often, whether you realise it or not.

You realise you have no Bill of Rights.

The first thing guaranteed to get eaten at parties is fairy bread.

So that's the special ingredients that make up an Aussie - whatever your taste.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Austrailia.

 

[Porygon]

You know you're from Canada when:

You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk."

You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

You drink pop, not soda.

You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean.

You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.

You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion and many more are Canadians.

You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

You know what a touque is.

You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee".

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan."

You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."

You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?"

Winter. Whenever you want it. And then some.

There's German food, Italian food, Chinese food, Armenian food, American food, but NO Canadian food.

You call a "mouse" a "moose".

You like the Americans a little because they don't want Quebec either.

Contests run by anyone other than the government have "skill-testing questions" that winners must answer correctly before they can claim a prize.

Everything is labelled in English and French.

Milk comes in plastic bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.

Mountain Dew has no caffeine.

You know the 4 seasons are Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Roadwork/Construction

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Canada.

...Mwar, funny XD I added one in there, try to find it ^_^

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

You know you're from Romania when:

over half your TCG cards are fake

most of your GBA cartriges are fake

you have the most expensive fuel in all of Europe

you hear about corruption all the time

you don't even have 10,000 lei to buy food from the hi-school's shop

you can see holes and bumps in the capital's streets

they've been "working" on the subway for 4 years and still haven't fixed it

an appartament gets robbed in your block every year(mine was too >_<)

you hear that the old administrator scammed the dwellers badly, got away with it, and now lives across the street, still drinking

the Pok?mon TV show started 3 years ago and just barely got to the half of Johto by now

there were no TCG cups in your country

only a few of your friends know of Final Fantasy

 

[pirategirl92]

You Know You're In North Dallas When...

People start complaining about how their neighbor has a more expensive car.

Everywhere you go, there is tons of shopping malls.

There is a barbecue restaraunt next to an Asian restaraunt.

You have a sudden urge to get something really really expensive when you're bankrupt.

The weather changes from 60 degrees f to 109 degrees f in one day.

You're stuck in Highland Park and find an old lady being approached by police officers for "suspiciously standing on the street corner."

Everyone says the word "Ya'll"

Everyone is amazingly gorgeous only because they had plastic surgery too many times.

Most people at SMU (Dubbed the "Ashleys") can't find Iraq on a map.

People live off of their father's and mother's wallet.

If you're in Highland Park and you see a person from African American descent, someone will approach and ask why they are not a maid. (SO NOT TRUE! Not all african americans are maids.... but some people in Highland think so)

People get married and divorced just for money. Alot.

Nobody eats McDonalds. They have to be expensive upscale hamburger places. Like McDonalds, only much more expensive. (Like five or six dollars for a kids meal)

Most young people don't have very good manners, even when they live in mansions and drive Escalades.

 

[protoman]

You Know You're From South Dakota When...
During a storm you check the cattle before you check the kids.<that is mean.

The local gas station sells live bait.,yep

You don't buy all your vegetables at the grocery store.<nop

You know the code names for everyone on the CB.<wha?

You'll skip your cousin's funeral for the first day of deer season.<yep

You don't clean up the dog's mess because it's just fertilizer.<i got to tell me mom that

It takes 30 seconds to reach your destination and it's clear across town.<nope

You can tell the smell of a skunk and the smell of a feed lot apart.<not know

You consider a building a mall if it's bigger than the local Wal-Mart<in my town

The first, and perhaps only celebrity you've ever met is Captain 11.,wha?

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting on I-90 for the "follow me" car to come back during road construction.<k

"Vacation" means stopping off at Wall Drug for Friday night dinner and a drive through the Badlands early Saturday morning, with the rest of the weekend driving through the Black Hills before heading home for Sunday night chores.

Your school classes were canceled because of cold. And cold means 10 below zero.<that has never happen at my school

You know not only 'what' but 'where' Sturgis is. And, your first big trip in life was to see Mt. Rushmore and visit the Flintstone's Bedrock City in Custer.<yep

A big shopping trip is going to Sioux Falls - Empire Mall. Minneapolis, if you are really living.<yep every weekend

You know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, HOT HOT HOT, and winter again.<yep

There is a McDonald's in every town with a population of 1,000 or more. Over 1,000, there is a McDonald's on each end of town.<that is true

Eight-foot tall snow piles divide the lane down the middle of Main Street from November through March.<yep

Pop is a Coke and soda involves ice cream and root beer.<nope

You plug your car in at night, but it's not to charge the batteries.<nope

You could always count on the local truck stop or The Happy
Chef for the best breakfast in town.<it gone

Aside from pheasants, mosquitos are the state bird.<yep

Menards on any weekend is busier than the toy stores at Christmas<wha?

Praire dogs outnumber people 10 to 1<not any more

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from South Dakota.<yep

 

[Lil' Schu]

You know you're from South Dakota when...:
The whole state gets excited when they mention Mount Rushmore on TV.
You have a giant bird feeder in your town O_o
March is your July, and July is dreadfully cool for summer.
When you say "cover them up", it means cover up the flowers
The whole state gets excited when my uncle wins something on the Price is Right.
Kids can drive when they're 14
The seasons are: Winter, Planting, Summer, and Harvest.

Yeah. XD

 

[protoman]

Lex, did you make that up?

we realy do have the world biggest bird feeder. it called the corn palace.

 

[Lil' Schu]

Not all of it. The whole state did get excited when my uncle one something on the Price is Right...all the way out to Rapid. O_O

 

[protoman]

your Uncle was on the Price is Right?and it is won not one( wow i corrected you!0

 

[ASG]

you know when your from NY when:

You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.

You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.

You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can?t find Wisconsin on a map.

Hookers and the homeless are invisible.

The subway makes sense.

You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.

You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".

The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.

You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.

You consider Westchester "upstate".

You think Central Park is "nature."

You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking.

You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal."

You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.

You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.

You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.

You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.

Your closet is filled with black clothes.

You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.

You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.

You take fashion seriously.

Being truly alone makes you nervous.

You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.

Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."

America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.

You've gotten jaywalking down to an art form.

You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.

Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.

$50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.

You have a minimum of five "worst cab ride ever" stories.

You don't notice sirens anymore.

You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns.

Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watchseller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian.

You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.

You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skills.

You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.

Your door has more than three locks.

Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.

You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.

You run when you see a flashing "Do Not Walk" sign at the intersection.

You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.

You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available.

You're willing to take in strange people as roommates simply to help pay the rent.

There is no North and South. It's uptown or downtown.

When you're away from home, you miss "real" pizza and "real" bagels.

You know the differences between all the different Ray's Pizzas.

You're not in the least bit interested in going to Times Square on New Year's Eve.

Your internal clock is permanently set to know when Alternate Side of the Street parking regulations are in effect.

You know what a bodega is.

You know how to fold the New York Times in half, vertically, so that you can read it on the subway or bus without knocking off other passenger's hats.

Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wallet.....

You cringe at hearing people pronounce Houston St. like the city in Texas

Film crews on your block annoy you, not excite you.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from NYC.

 

[Squeegee Beckenheim]

I bold printed everything that is me

You Know You're From Virginia When...
Speed limits are just suggestions

You have at least two friends who have no idea what their relatives do...because its "top secret" government work

Most of your senior class wend to Mason, JMU, Tech, VCU or UVA(my moms senior class)

When people ask where you're from, you tell them DC because its easier to explain

You've never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern," "central," or "southern" in front of it (See above.)

It's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you.

You know yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through. (Yeah, man...at least. Probably also happens everywhere else.) A red light means 2 more can.

You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for.

Despite the fact that Virginia fought for the south in the Civil War, you are not, under any circumstances, a "southerner"

You are amused by visiting relatives who are actually excited to see Washington, DC

You took a field trip to Williamsburg as a kid

You are amazed when you go out of town and the people at McDonalds speak English

You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag

An inch of snow and you miss 3 days of school

All the potholes just add a little excitement to your driving experience

Crown Victoria = undercover cop

Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as Metro, and only Metro.

They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12 new McMansions in its place

For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa

If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have three new names.

You have to dial the area code to call your neighbor

"Vacation" means spending a day at King's Dominion or Busch Gardens.

"Going to the River" means any stream with water.

You have never been served tea without the waitress asking "sweet or unsweetened?"

Your favorite past time is telling West Virginia jokes.

Anyone who can't trace his or her ancestry back to at least four generations in Virginia is an outsider.

"Going to the beach" means anywhere from Ocean City to Virginia Beach to Myrtle Beach.

 

[Shuko]

You know you spend too much time in Alabama when...
You hear more heated arguments about whether Auburn or 'Bama is the best football team than you do about politics or religion combined.
You begin to lose your powers of enunciation.
Your friends all laugh at you for being that "d@mn Yankee" while all the friends you have up North laugh at you for sounding like a hick. :P
You actually get used to having complete strangers hold doors open for you, tell you to have a good day, or smile and nod their head at you.
You begin to think that a petite woman having a hairdo that makes her taller than a professional basketball player might not be so ugly after all.
You start to think that 40-degree (Fahrenheit) weather is much too cold.
You actually miss shoveling snow. :P

I live in Tennessee, by the way. But I work in Alabama, so that's where I spend most of my time. :D

 

[DarkPegasus]

You know you are in Serbia when:

Your mom uses lard instead of Crisco to fry eggs.

Your family owns a coffee grinder..and a nut grinder

You have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name

Duck tape is your father's only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a screwdriver.

Baba chased you around the house with Kamilica to drink and Vicks toshove up your nose when you had a cold.

Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any Amerikanac

You get a C in history, but can recite every Serbian king, in order, from Czar Dusan

At your wedding you know only about a third of the people there.

All weddings have the same cuisine "supa, sarma, Pecenje".

A Serb girl tries to look 23 but she's actually 15.

At least one of your friends name is "Dragan".

You don't actually attend University, just hang out there and play "tablic".

Your father expects you to study or "hit da books" every waking hour that he's home, and he expects nothing less than an "A".

A cold shiver runs down your spine when your mom threatens by using the word "tata" in a sentence.

Your Deda cuts the grass with knee high black socks and slippers.

You work out six days a week, but somehow you dad whoops your *** in like five seconds after he comes home from a thirteen hour day from the bakery / factory / food business.

You own a leather jacket.

You have three pairs of black shoes.

You drive a nicer car than your parents.

There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and Cabbage in your garage.

You hear birds chirping and see the sun rise every time you come home from the bar.

Your mother still makes your bed.

Every car your family owns has chrome wheels.

Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.

You wear a DKNY t-shirt when you work out.

You have all brand new appliances in your kitchen but your mom cooks in the basement with the stove from your old house.

You are prohibited from speaking English in you own home.

Your parents can't pronounce "Thursday".

Your mum makes her own bread and slices it with a BIG kitchen knife to a thickness of 2 inches per slice.

You have the biggest sandwiches at school, always consisting of "prsut or salami".

Your dad wears dress socks with tennis shoes.

Your parents have gone on vacation ONCE and it was to Yugo.

Your walls are crowded with icons of saints

Your church has a fully loaded bar

If you are a girl and not married by the age of 20 you are an old maid

Your mother insists that you must eat something with "kasika" at least several times a week

You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup

You eat canned peppers and ajvar with every meal

You have a Kosovka Devojka goblen hanging on your wall

You have a pair of wool slippers that your baba knit

There's a slab of fat in your fridge called "slanina"

Rakija is used to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a massage lotion

You celebrate Christmas and Easter and New Year two weeks after everyone else

The head of a pig with an apple in its mouth is looked upon as a delicacy

You had/have a pet named Mishko.

You're an adult and still recieve Easter chocolate

You are told that you'll grow a tail if you drink coffee at a young age

Everyone is sure that you're Italian or Greek

Your parents still prefer to buy cassettes instead of CDs.

You are 6'5" 250# and your parents think you are too skinny.

Your mom gloats about how good Serbian food is but serves Turkish coffee for all her friends

Your friends' parents talk to you like they're YOUR PARENTS too.

Your parents order "Pepsi, no ice"

Your mom can bake a cake without sugar, chocolate, flour and oil, and she calls it "the embargo cake"

You refer to John Travolta as "Jontra"

Reunions are not complete without dissension and the airing of grievances.

You are adored the first 10 years of your life, then treated like a complete idiot until you get married.

You're proud to be Serbian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Serbian friends!

 

[Dark Sora]

You know you're in Brooklyn, when...


You and your friends love Jay Z and Biggie Smalls

You see crackheads right outside your door, smoking XD

You heard gunshots almost everyday, at night XD

You hear police cars flying down the street

You hear people arguing with each other every week

You hear people blasting rap from their stereo

You see liquir stores all over the place XD

There's grafitti on every wall you see XD

You see gangsta people everywhere XD

There's only like 3 smart kids in a Jr High/High chool XD


EDIT: Hm. I just noticed the darn site *feels stupid for posting the truth about Brooklyn* XD Well I gues I dont have to post the New York stuff, since Anti Spam Gun dude posted it XD

 

[Arcanine]

You Know You're From Georgia When...

[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif] Sweet tea is THE drink. No questions.
[/font]I'm the only person I know of that doesn't drink tea. XD
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When a waitress asks what you want to drink and you say Coke, she asks "What kind?"

"Ya'll" is a word.
[/font]OH my! That's so true, I use Ya'll all the time. XD[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]

Atlanta is known as "The City." [/font]
With Atlanta having more people living there then rest of the State. Yea it's The City. XD[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]

You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner.
[/font]There is a difference if ya'll (I had to throw that in there XD) didn't know. XD
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]
The one way to be killed in .5 seconds is to talk about somebody's mama or talk bad to somebody's mama.
[/font]Partly right.
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Krispy Kreme dounuts are the only kind of dounuts you eat.
[/font]They are the only dounuts I eat. But they are really good. XD
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Fried chicken is a major part of your diet.
[/font]So ture. XD
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]
When the Goverment started telling people to stock up on duck tape, you were waaaaaaaaaay ahead of them.
[/font]We got 3 or 4 rolls around here somewhere. XD
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]
You walk into someone's house and people are sitting around smoking what they call "the garden"

On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a cotton field
[/font]Around here, one side of the road is a Wal-Mart and the other side is woods. XD
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]
You greet people with"Howdy, Whachu doin?"
[/font]Not me. XD
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You know what a 'dawg' is.
[/font]Not really, but I got something in mind. XD
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You know people who consider a six pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment.
[/font]A bug zapper is really fun. XD
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The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
[/font]My drive way isn't paved, few people around here has paved drive ways. XD
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Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
[/font]I don't have a dog. XD
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You still call the refrigerator the "icebox".
[/font]I know a few people that does. XD
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You call it a cold Christmas if you don't break out in a sweat in your new sweater.
[/font]Yep, it doesn't get all that cold around here. You'll be lucky to get a cold enough day to use a light jacket. XD[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]

[/font] Your whole town completely shuts down for 1 inch of snow or just the threat of snow [font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]
[/font]XD That's ture. If we hear snow every one runs off to the store to pick up stuff to last a week. And when the snow comes (if it comes at all) it melts as soon as it hits the ground. And if it lays then it's most likely not deep enough to leave a foot print. XD[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]

You know at least three streets named "Peachtree"
[/font]This one is so funny, because there are a good many roads named "Peachtree". XD
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You don't know anyone who drinks Pepsi.
[/font]It's ture, I don't know a single person that drinks Pepsi. We all drink coke. XD
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The last thing you want to do is give another driver the finger... unless your car is armored, your trigger finger is itchy and your AK-47 has a full clip.
[/font]Now now, we don't have AK-47's (they are illegal). We got rifles, shotguns, and hand guns. They do far worse to a car then an AK-47. XD
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It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
[/font]They are called a buggy. o.o
XD
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People actually grow, eat and like okra!
[/font]Fried and boiled is good. XD
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You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Georgia.


[/font]And Georgia is a font too (I think the only state with a font of it's own XD).

 

[Kylie-chan]

I believe this belongs in Other Chat.
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You Know You're From Australia When...

Your next door neighbours can be from Tunisia, Israel, Indonesia, Japan, Zimbabwe, Iraq, Brazil, Spain, Malaysia...

The community is so concerned over the fact that muslim women can't use public swimming pools because there are men present that they have female-only periods.

The Greeks and Mexicans next door ask you over to have a barbeque.

You don't actually use the words 'sheila' or 'shrimp'.

You sleep with Aeroguard on.

You're wearing a cap emblazoned with 'Get A Dog Up Ya.'

You feel obliged to spread salty black stuff that looks like congealed motor oil on bread and actually grow to like it.

You actively dislike Americans, but watch their TV, eat their food and worship their idols.

You think Tall Poppy Syndrome is a national condition.

Democracy means the freedom to draw caricatures of John Howard.

Your idea of a lethal weapon is a slug gun.

The closest you ever got to going overseas was your packet of 5 Days In Rio grundies.

A posh meal = an all-you-can-eat buffet.

The term "musical instrument" also extends to wobbly bits of ply-wood, hand saws, gum leafs and combs.

Your most offensive curse also doubles as an exclamation of awe or amazement, like, "fark orf!"

All of your internationally famous people don't live here.

You think footballers dressing up in drag on TV is funny (but your son being gay isn't).

You relish test cricket - the longest, slowest game in sport (and that's not even counting the replays). After all, what else gives you an excuse to sit on your arse for five days, watch TV and sink piss with your mates?

You don't drink Fosters, but you let the world think you do.

The only thing better than beating the Pohms at ANY sport is giving them **** for it.

You love, adore and admire a particular team/sportstar/actor on a winning streak - until they lose. Then they're just crap and 'past it.'

You can compress several words into one - ie 'g'day', 'd'reckn?' This allows for more space for profanities.

You favour either Holden or Ford - or a souped-up WRX with new kit and a bootful of subwoofer.

Driving down the main street/beach road playing bad techno is your idea of a perfect Saturday night / Sunday arvo.

You make kooky films, sometimes about wayward road trips (across the outback preferably). Quite a few are crap.

You know all the words to Khe Sahn but not the national anthem.

Your nickname ends in 'a' or 'o'.

You have a customised stubby holder.

Your soap stars become pop singers and move to the UK.

You've ever used the words - grouse, tops, ripper, choice, sick, rad, exo, ace, wicked, ballistic - to mean good. And then you place 'bloody' in front of it when you really mean it.

Your cooking apron has plastic breasts on it.

The "Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi oi oi!" chant has been a religious experience in the past.

The blokes at the local gym think your weight training is an opportunity to ask you out on a date.

The big national sporting events are men-only.

Your politicians believe than sticking the prefix 'un' in front of your nationality is an effective way of making you sit down and shut up.

Our mantras are 'fair go for all', 'mateship' and 'little Aussie battler' - but we still publicly condemn those with different viewpoints to us.

The barbeque is a male-dominated arena. And the women do the salads.

'Fair go for all' excludes indigenous people.

An eight-hour trip to go camping for the weekend isn't out of the question or excessive.

You take pride in living in a tolerant multicultural society but firmly believe that all Poms and Kiwis are fair game.

You insist on asking every celebrity who steps of an aircraft what they think of Australia. If the response is not overwhelmingly positive, they should be subjected to immediate public ridicule.

The private lives of footy and cricket players become more important than local and national news stories.

Slick pick-up lines like 'Wanna shag?' and 'Carn, show us yer tits' can constitute male-to-female conversation.

You say 'no worries' quite often, whether you realise it or not.

You realise you have no Bill of Rights.

The first thing guaranteed to get eaten at parties is fairy bread.

So that's the special ingredients that make up an Aussie - whatever your taste.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Austrailia.

Ohhhh, how true is that, Ty? XDDDDDD

 

[Kylie-chan]

Oh, and Ty's right. It's really more of an OC thing. *MOVED*

 

[Geometric-sama]

Ohhhh, how true is that, Ty? XDDDDDD

You could have used the edit button XD. And some of that is very accurate, but some of it's way out. XD