You Know You're Obsessed With Pokemon When:.

[NatureKeeper]

224: When Catching Legendaries on my DS, I act as if I'm throwing it.
225: When I see so much sun or rain, I say. (Are Groudon and Kyogre on the loose?) And go shout: D**N TEAM AQUA AND MAGMA!
226: When I swim in the pool and pretend to be using Surf on my sister :D
227: When I find Jellyfishes and tell my sister: Holy crap! It's tentacool!
228: I do the same with Sharpedos, Giraffes and other animals.
229: When I pretend to be in Pokemon battles while day dreaming
230: When I say Holy Miltank.
231: It's my hobby to see 'Wingulls' and 'Pelippers' flying above the sea.
232: I sometimes when rush out of anger, I go in the class and 'Aura Sphere!'

 

[SPEEDIE]

233: When You play Pokemon with your sister in the Pool
234: When you dream about Pokemon
235: When You've Completed the National Pokedex on at least one game of each series
236: When You Get Over Exited About WiFi Events Happening
237: When You Get Over Exited when a Pokemon Event is Coming to your town

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

238: When you know all the Pokemon themes by heart.

239: When you name your pets after the Pokemon they look like.

240: When everything you have is Pokemon. Everything. Even a Pokemon computer. (Doubt that exists though XD)

 

[Strdstwanderer]

241: when you Computer's theme is pokemon
242: when you memorized the pokerap from kanto to sinnoh
243: when treat your sibbling as a pokemon
244: when you cry cuz you caught 100 magikarps
245: when you throw a baseball as a pokeball
246: when you make a pokemon sculpture as a art project
247: when you rock out to pokemon songs
248: when you love pokemon than your Girlfriend
249: when you're cellphone/Ipod etc is full of pokemon stuff
250: when you dream about being a pokemon trainer
251:when you list things like this with the same no# of the jhoto Dex

 

[rockman0]

252. When you tell your children that you will kick them out when they are 12 years old so that they can become the greatest trainer alive.

253. You paint your hamster's ball red and white and name him Rattata.

253. YOu own a toy pokedex and point it at every animal you see

254. You travel from the US to Japan just to attend a Japanese pokemon event.

 

[SolarAbusoru]

255: You tell your pet dog/rat/cat to do Rollout
256: You start aasking around for a machine that can heal things within a second

 

[Dr Gregory House]

257: Your friends all tell you that you're gay for hacking Pokemon.
258: You start playing it on the DS to wipe your tears away.
259: Within six months you are praised for bringing Pokemon back.
260: Within six weeks you get totally bored of Pokemon and so does everyone else, they go back to calling you gay.

 

[Time Shift Dialga]

200: Instead of using swear words, you use Pokemon names.

PACHIRISU you for being so much funnier then me xD
^Used fave PKMN :P

258: You play your purple ocarina (spelling?) in hopes to summon arceus because everybody know that sprite looks nothing like a flute.

259: You are playing U.B. Funkeys a lot (Guilty) and attempt to turn Dali into a carnivine with your adventure pack Mayor Sayso...

260: ...and notice 'Old chompers' isn't a reincarnation of your uncle cranidos' (Yes, fictional character) falsies.

 

[WisherWisherWish]

261: When you use the GTS all day just to find that one perfect PKMN (GUILTY).

 

[SolarAbusoru]

262: You end up not going to the toilet or eating.

 

[Shadow-Lugia]

263: You take lego and make an arceus out of it... LIFE-SIZED.

 

[MasterWGS]

52. You've watched the Pokemon Abridged series :3

264. You MAKE the Pokemon Abridged series. XD

 

[Mr.Silver]

265.You watch the ORIGINAL abridged series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DhqTJ0SK1g

 

[Latiace]

266:When you are hungry you say "Get me an apple quick before I faint!"
267:Every time you wake up in the morning you say "Aw, man! I'm not a Pokemon! ...Yet." (So guilty, it's lethal. XD)
268:When you are in a post office you complain to a person who works there that there is no Pelipper
269:When you sleep, you dream of Gardevoir
270:You made a map of the Hoenn region in Geography (AREN'T YOU GLAD THAT I DIDN'T SAY ANY MYSTERY DUNGEON REFERENCE THIS TIME!?)

P.S, about number 270, I'm not guilty.

...Yet. XD

 

[YellowPen]

271. You name your new red pet fish Charizard (guilty)
272. Its seems illogical that an animal that can swim is called Charizard so you change its name to Ash Ketchum (guilty)
273. You get jealous that your mates new fat black and white cat is called Snorlax and that the best name you could come up for your fish is Ash Ketchum. (guilty)

 

[GengarNightmare]

274. You laugh a little on the inside when someone says any of the following in non-pokemon-related conversation:

"That's pretty far fetched."
"Why not?"
"Jinx!"
"Ditto!"

and you are thereby forced to explain the small smirk on your face.

"........hmmmm? Oh....uh....nothing...." *snicker* o_O

 

[Overdrive64]

275: Somebody asks you what your favorite animal is, and it takes you well over a minute to come up with an answer that isn't a Pokemon
276: When somebody you know starts a game from the beginning, you see them the next day and laugh that they haven't finished yet
277: When somebody you know completes the game, you scoff on the inside about how much harder it would have been to complete your hack instead
278: When you are bored at school and doodle, without even thinking your pencil starts forming Pokemon in your notebook
279: You play a musical instrument and know more than one theme from a Pokemon game
280: YOU POST IN THIS TOPIC!
281: You meet a girl named Whitney and are never able to take that person seriously again
282: When you open "favorites" there is more than one Pokemon related site
283: You play Pokemon so contagiously even your girlfriend can't resists and picks up a gameboy
284: You are in a room with all your closest friends, and the instant the topic of Pokemon arises everybody's eyes go to you
285: You have made/ are making/ are seriously contemplating making a rom-hack
286: You think Pokemon Snap is the Sh*t
287: You can obtain Missingno. and Mew on your red/blue version without thinking twice

(^Guilty of all of the above^)

 

[The Jewel of Life]

PACHIRISU
259: You are playing U.B. Funkeys a lot (Guilty) and attempt to turn Dali into a carnivine with your adventure pack Mayor Sayso...

^(So unreally guilty...)XP
288: And you search through nightmare rift hoping to find Darkrai... (almost guilty)
289: ...As well as daydream oasis for cresselia! (not guilty)

290: Your friend gets a pet salamander and you say to them "so I heard you leik mudkipz" (not guilty- none of my friends have salamanders...)
291: When you love a pokemon, YES, A POKEMON NOT A HUMAN!! (I'm not at the liberty to discuss my guilty/not status at this time ._.)
292: When your mom asks you to come up with three numbers for some kind of lock code and you say "4-9-3" (guilty)
293: When you beat the crud out of someone because they insulted pokemon (I considered it... X_x)
294: When your friend asks you your favorite color and you say "black" and he says "CAROLYN, THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE YOU LIKE DARKRAI YOU POKEMON OBSESSOR!!" (yeah... my friends think I'm obsessed with darkrai. . . . '~')
295: When you try to come up with as many ideas as possible for this thread so you can be the one to post reason #300. (I bet you can guess if I'm guilty ^_^)
296: You come up with another idea that involves darkrai and realize you are obsessed... (yes judge, we find the defendent guilty. X_X)
297: You take as many pokemon personality quizzes as you can hoping to get your favorite pokemon. (yay! I got darkrai! XD)
298: You spend at least one hour on PC every day. (okay, I'm guilty. v_v)
299: *begins to rant* You cry when your favorite freakin' pokemon asks you to join his team in PMD2 and you can't accept because the game is programmed that way *ends ranting*... (*cries* I'm guilty! T_T)
300: ...so you consider making a hack so that you can join darkrai your favorite pokemon! (too bad I have no hacking skills T_T)

YAY 300!

 

[.Chocolate.]

301: When you buy Pokemon Icecream
302: When you glue your face onto the screen whenever pokemon is on.

 

[mystera]

303: When you change your desktop wallpaper to a pokemon's one.
304: When your cellphone ringtone makes a Pkmn cry.