You You Are Em Tee. [I need an umbrella...]

[DonRoyale]

Always wanted to abuse my favorite Pokeymanz in my favorite ways. This time, I go for a RAIN TEAM. Strictly UU, except for the BL Colo.

No clouds in my stones
Let it rain, I hydroplane into fame comin' down with the Dow Jones
When the clouds come we gone
We Roc-A-Fellas
We fly higher than weather
And G5s are better
You know me!
In anticipation for precipitation, stack chips for a rainy day
Jay
The rain man is back
With Little Miss Sunshine, Rihanna where you at

-THE LEAD-

Name: ONDEMH&#$
Species: Phione
Item: Damp Rock
Ability: Hydration
Nature: Modest
EV's: 252 HP, 252 Special Attack, 6 Defense
Move 1: Rain Dance
Move 2: Rest
Move 3: Surf
Move 4: Grass Knot
Purpose:
Phione gets in there, dances, owns things, then Hydra-Rests if the situation becomes problematic. Grass Knot is for Lapras and other Water Absorbers who will wall Surf.

You had my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
Maybe in magazines
But you'll still be my star
Baby, 'cause in the dark
You can see shiny cars
And that's when you need me there
With you, I'll always share

-THE WRENCH-

Name: SMEX FRAWG
Species: Toxicroak
Item: Leftovers
Ability: Dry Skin
Nature: Adamant
EV's: 252 HP, 252 Attack, 6 Speed
Move 1: Substitute
Move 2: Focus Punch
Move 3: Earthquake
Move 4: Sucker Punch
Purpose: The smex frog is there to set up subs, then own the crap out of everything it sees. Earthquake is to cover the Electric weakness this team has, and Sucker Punch is for Gengar, who works against Drifblim, Toxicroak's tandem brother.

Because
When the sun shine, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath, I'mma stick it out to the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

-THE SPECIAL WALL-

Name: Miror B.'s Retiree
Species: Ludicolo
Item: Leftovers
Ability: Rain Dish
Nature: Calm
EV's: 252 HP, 252 Special Defense, 6 Speed
Move 1: Leech Seed
Move 2: Protect
Move 3: Substitute
Move 4: Toxic / Rain Dance
Purpose: Ludicolo sits there and lulz at anything that even attempts to kill its massive walling ability. Though it lacks reliable recovery, through Leech Seed, Rain Dish, and Leftovers, it more than makes up for it. Protect is almost a recovery move in that it gets 12.5-37.5% HP restored for using it. Ludicolo will force a lot of switches.

These fancy things
Will never come in between
You're part of my entity
Here for infinity
When the world has took its part
When the world has dealt its cards
If the hand is hard
Together we'll mend your heart

-THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING-

Name: S(M)EX BLIMP
Species: Drifblim
Item: Leftovers
Ability: Aftermath
Nature: Calm
EV's: 252 Special Defense, 178 Speed, 80 HP
Move 1: Calm Mind
Move 2: Substitute
Move 3: Baton Pass
Move 4: Shadow Ball
Purpose: In OU matches, this thing can wall most Blissey competently (those that don't pack Ice Beam, anyway). It is therefore given 1-2 turns setup in which it becomes an immense special wall, and then Passes to Toxicroak (in the case of its 115 HP Subs) or Phione.

You can run into my arms
It's OK, don't be alarmed
Come into me
There's no distance in between our love
So go and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more...

-THE UTILITY-

Name: Breakdancer
Species: Hitmontop
Item: Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
Nature: Impish
EV's: 252 HP, 186 Speed, 72 Defense
Move 1: Rapid Spin
Move 2: Close Combat
Move 3: Stone Edge
Move 4: Toxic
Purpose: Hitmontop is my basic spinner, able to be utilized effectively as a utility to dispose of Stealth Rock, which does a number to Drifblim. CC and SE are for coverage, and Toxic is to cause its counters (except Gengar) a pain.

It's raining
Ooh, baby, it's raining
Baby, come into me
Come into me
It's raining
Ooh, baby, it's raining
You can always come into me
Come into me...

-THE PHYSICAL WALL-

Name: I'M UU WTF
Species: Steelix
Item: Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
Nature: Impish
EV's: 252 HP, 138 Special Defense, 120 Attack
Move 1: Stealth Rock
Move 2: Earthquake
Move 3: Gyro Ball
Move 4: Roar
Purpose: Lacking a physical wall, I decided to cover myself with Steelix, who counters Electric-Types, and can fare potently (or Roar way) Grass-Types. Stealth Rock setup's always fun, EQ and GB are for STAB, and Roar is for PHazing, since my opponent can setup against this team (particularly Ludicolo) fairly well.

Let me know what you think! :D​