Your house blew up because...

[St. Anger]

So yeah, explain why the above person's house blew up. I know you guys have lots of ideas.
Post it like this:
Example:
*BOOM*
Your house blew up because your Wii lit on fire and hit an electrical cord.

Ohh...I hope this doesn't get locked. Get it? Lets Begin!

EDIT: made a typo on title.

 

[Guillermo]

*BOOM* Your house blew up because i said it did xD

 

[St. Anger]

*BOOM*
Your house blew up because typhlosion was curious about your microwave.

 

[Guillermo]

*BOOM* your house blew up because Giratina was bored xD

 

[St. Anger]

*BOOM*
Your house blew up because Kirby ran his warpstar in your TV.

 

[Gymnotide]

*BOOM*
Your house blew up because this thread fails to interest me.
(in a good way)

 

[St. Anger]

*BOOM*
Your house blew up as a sacrifice to the mods.

And then Giratina will eat your soul ^^.

 

[Dogboy2709]

*BOOM*

Your house blew up because you microwaved Dynamite!

 

[Ivysaur]

Origin Form, all your tags were completely stupid and pointless @_@
Do not abouse the tags system, please.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Your house blew up because the tags were abused.

 

[Disturbed]

*BOOM* ur house blew up because u put peeps in the oven for 6 hours

 

[Dogboy2709]

*BOOM*

Your house Blow up because you Farted Fire.

(see a Johnny Test Episode to figure this out)

 

[St. Anger]

*BOOM*
Your house blew up because Pheonix Wright pointed at it. [Went, sorry about the tags -_- I has a problem.]

 

[Guillermo]

*BOOM* Your house blew up because you left to go shopping and left Giratina on his own xD

 

[mishy.]

*BOOM*
Your house blew up because Kirby drove the Dragoon into the kitchen while you were cooking something to eat. :D

 

[St. Anger]

*BOOM*
Your house blew up because....well, Espeon used Psychic on your stove.

 

[Guillermo]

*BOOM* Your house blew up because a random electrode used his favorite move xD

 

[St. Anger]

*BOOM*
Your house blew up because Gaara used sand coffin on it

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I ate something awful. :<

 

[Dogboy2709]

*BOOM*
your house blew up because you didn't play the game correctly.