Your not the sharpest pencil in the box...but I love you anyways!

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    Do any of you have friends that do really stupid stuff that make you think "WTF? Why are you doing this!"

    My friend Josh was like that yesturday. He was like "My throat hurts." so he jumped off the porch and stuck his finger down his throat like the models and made himself throw-up. I was like "...?" and he was complaing and screaming like "OMFG IT HURTS WORSE NOW!"
     
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    get yourself new friends


    This happens to me all the time. Like last Friday, my friend, Unique, ran across the hall and jumped onto her belly and slid like a penguin at school. All I could do was laugh.
     
    Lol, one of my best friends acts like a nut all the time. But I love her anyway-there's a good kid beneath all that craziness ^^

    heh, I should be telling her that instead of random people on the net...
     
    I don't have friends like this. I am the friend like this. >______<;;

    I have this really bad habit of not thinking about the consequences of my actions until either it's too late, or not at all. This results in a lot of stupid actions. Like that one time I put plastic in front of a space heater... (although it did lead to me seeing the inside of my broken usb wi-fi adapter, that was awesome.)

    Honestly I don't know how people put up with me sometimes. D:
     
    Yes, I have a friend called Max who's basically a complete moron. For example, in one game we were playing, kinda a cross between tennis and squash, he managed to hit the tennis ball onto a roof. Not so bad, except that at the same time, he threw his tennis racquet onto another roof, in the opposite direction. And fell over.

    I swear, that boy breaks the laws of physics simply by existing. He drew a straight curve. I don't know how, but that was the only way to describe it.

    Also, his sister broke her nose by walking into a wall. Not even a low one, that she tripped over. She just walked into a regular brick wall.
     
    Definitely, I have a lot of dummies for friends but we all have our moments. It's good for laughs and the general poke-fun.
     
    I know a girl, not a friend mind you, who's dropped her cell phone in the toilet 3 times in one month and cannot walk and talk at the same time without difficulty. She's the kind of girl who, in an open field with only one tree, will not only walk into the tree, but find a way to do it again.
     
    ...Sometimes even my most intelligent friends make me go "WTF" at their silly antics. The same damn people whom I can sit down with and hold an intelligent coversation with for hours on end!

    Yeah, We're Smart but we're so damn bored that being stupid is the only entertainment sometimes. x3
     
    I have a lot of friends like this. I give them nicknames. >XD
    Not the sharpest tool in the shed said:
    Isn't C4 like a mine?
    Not the brightest bulb said:
    My uncle is part cowboy.
    Biggest moron ever to walk the earth:

    Locked me in a room for 4 hours with no form of entertainment or communication

    Don't love BMETWTE though....XD
     
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