You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

BANNED! for being a Serperior Lover.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: I order you to add a 'Meowth Lover' bar in that little changing userbar.

DARKPOKEBALL: Bonus points if it's a 'Chainsaw Meowth Lover'

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Now, I shall eat some ice cream and have some soda.

*a few minutes later*

DARKPOKEBALL: Bro...you just ate Vanillite...

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: I did what now?! So now there's an ice cream pokemon?! What the--What is this?! This is why I stick to Kanto through Hoenn.

DARKPOKEBALL: Dude...just accept change. Seriously.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: No. I'm going to stick to what I grew up with.

DARKPOKEBALL: You never grew up. You were created.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: SHUT UP!! *cries*
 
^I promise you that I will not fail nor forget.
Anyway, banned for eating that Vanillite.
 
Banned for failing to acknowledge that it was Chainsaw Meowth that accidently ate that Vanillite, not me!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Ooh...I feel sick...as if I just ate a pokemon

DARKPOKEMON: Vanillite is a pokemon.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: I know...pretending it's a Digimon helps the guilt go away.

DARKPOKEBALL: What's wrong with Digimon?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: I just don't like them. Now if you'd excuse me, I'm going to barf in that pile of trash over there....*BARF*

DARKPOKEBALL: Dude...you just barfed on a bunch of Trubbish.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: WHAT?! NOw there's garbage pokemon?!
 
Banned! for loving Latias forever!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: ...I just got beat up by a group of agitated Trubbish...the smell is horrible. Where's a pokemon ranger to calm them down when you need one?

DARKPOKEBALL: Dude you banished them all to the Nether Realm when Ukele Pichu copied Chainsaw Meowth.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: But I never banished that PIchu! It's my friend!

DARKPOKEBALL: Hey, I've heard that now there's a Sunglasses Sandile.

*awkward silence*

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Well...if everyone is copying me, then I might as well help the flow get started. Hey! Gameplayer56! Your Latias is now a...*places accesory upon Latias* RAINCOAT LATIAS!!!

DARKPOKEBALL: You need to get better at this...
 
Latias shouldn't be a human neither should that said human Latias be wearing a maid-outfit. Therefore BANNED.
 
BANNED! because your Latias made my meowth cry when it destroyed the raincoat.CHAINSAW MEOWTH: I'm okay now... no more Raincoat Latias. However, introducing...*places accesory on Latias* Ta-Da! Blonde-Wig Latias!DARKPOKEBALL: So that's what Latias would look like if it was a blonde....
 
BANNED! for holding hands with Latias!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Hey there.
DARKPOKEBALL: Oh hai, Chainsaw----HOLY!!!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: ???
DARKPOKEBALL: You...you've gone blonde?!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: No I haven't...*looks in mirror* GREAT COWS!
DARKPOKEBALL: How did this happen?!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: I'm going to my personal caretaker to get me un-blondified
DARKPOKEBALL: YOu mean me?
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Yes...
DARKPOKEBALL: Whoever did this won't get away...
*A streak of red flashes by, causing Darkpokeball to lose his balance and fall over*
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: NOO!
DARKPOKEBALL: What?
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: *holds up mirror*
DARKPOKEBALL: GASP! I'm partially blonde now!
 
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