Yu-Gi-Oh! cards that never made it...

[SBaby]

This is a parody thread that was inspired by another website dealing with D&D spells. Since it worked there, I'm trying it out with Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.

The rules are simple. You make up the card names, and put as much (or as little) information as you want. What many people do is just list card names.

You can list as many cards per post as you want but no double posting.

Oh, and follow the forum rules.

Without delay, here's a few of mine:


Elven Meat Shield

Pot of Gluttony - Eats a random card from your hand every turn.

Exor: The Elven Nerd

Celtic Bride - Wife of the Celtic Guardian, she constantly nags him when he's on the field.

Scottish Swordsman - Yep. From Samurai Jack.

Exodia: The Allowed One - Boy, has this card gone downhill...

Obelisk: The Procrastinator - He'll attack... eventually!

Dungeon Master - 99999/99999 BUT... Will only kill monsters that 'argue' with him.

Last Ride - You and your opponent have to go by motorcycle around Dead Man's Curve at full speed. If both players live, the Duel's a draw. Otherwise, whoever survives is declared the victor. If both players die, they are both disqualified.

 

[Zaikiro]

Isn't this like you make the card? https://www.pokecommunity.com/threads/21754

Thunder Strike Golem
Game:Yugioh
Type: Monster
Level:7
Atribute: Light
Type Thunder
Atack 2500 Defense 1700
Effect:This card can atack twice durning the Battle Phase. You may speciall summon a monster with the level or atack lower than this monster. The summoned monster cannot atack directly this turn.

 

[CardsOfTheHeart]

No, not exactly. This is basically making fun of that thread. (I guess.)

Here's a card that just wouldn't do:

Field Inferno
Normal Trap
This card can only be activated when a FIRE monster is summoned. Burn every card on the field.

lol

This is based on a time when someone on a YGO message board posted an image that he found surfing the Net. The image was of an almost completely burnt BLS-Envoy. :surprised

 

[Zaikiro]

This is based on a time when someone on a YGO message board posted an image that he found surfing the Net. The image was of an almost completely burnt BLS-Envoy. :surprised

That was a symbol of hate towards konami of the meta. I know what card you mean.

That card is like Raigeki but insead of destroy it's burn and it requires a fire type.

 

[Artemis Enzeru]

Hand Rebirth:
Both players must discard their hands, and draw five cards from the deck.
This was a Japanese promotional card that was supposed to come out, but it was deemed too powerful, and never released.

 

[Zaikiro]

Hand Rebirth:
Both players must discard their hands, and draw five cards from the deck.
This was a Japanese promotional card that was supposed to come out, but it was deemed too powerful, and never released.

It's like the monster Morphing Jar.

Strange. I never heard of this card. If it did exist, it would have been on the Avdenced Format Banlist.?

 

[BonzaiMudkip]

Here's one i got from a certain game.
Name:Legion
Level:8
ATK:2950 DEF:3000
Discription:He is many,he is one.

That's how i put it.I made up most of it,but i got the name and the discription from another game.(bet someone knows)

 

[digi-kun]

you mean Castlevania?

lemme change that a bit XD

Binding of the Legion
Type: Ritual Spell
This card is used to Ritual Summon "Legion: One and Many". You must also offer monsters whose total Level Stars equal 10 or more from the field or your hand as a tribute.

Name:Legion: One and Many
Level:10
ATK:3000 DEF:3000
Discription: This card can only be Ritual Summoned with the Ritual Spell Card "Binding of the Legion". You must also offer monsters whose total Level Stars equal 10 or more from the field or your hand as a tribute. When "Legion: One and Many" is destroyed as a result of battle, you may put 1 Core of Legion token with a ATK: 1000 and DEF: 1000 and 4 Part of Legion tokens with ATK: 500, DEF: 500 into play in Face-up attack or Face-up Defense.

Name: Part of Legion
Type: Token
ATK: 500 DEF: 500
Level: 2
Discription: If there is a "Core of Legion" on your side of the field, you may tribute "Core of Legion" and all "Part of Legion" cards on your side of the field to act as the Ritual Spell card "Binding of the Legion" and Special Summon "Legion: One and Many" from the graveyard. You must also offer monsters whose total Level Stars equals to 10 minus 2 for each "Core of Legion" and "Part of Legion" you tributed or more from the field or your hand as a tribute. You cannot use this ability the turn this creature is summoned. When this card is destroyed, if there are no "Core of Legion" or "Part of Legion" creatures on your side of the field, your opponent gains 1000 life points.

Core of Legion
Type: Token
ATK: 1000 DEF: 1000
Level: 2
Discription: When this monster is successfully special summoned, inflict 1000 damage to up to 3 creatures on your oppnent's side of the field. Damage dealt to either players' life points is not calculated. If there is one or more "Part of Legion" cards on your side of the field, you may tribute "Core of Legion" and all "Part of Legion" cards on your side of the field to Special Summon "Legion: One and Many" from your graveyard, deck, or hand. You must also offer monsters whose total Level Stars equals to 10 minus 2 for each "Core of Legion" and "Part of Legion" you tributed or more from the field or your hand as a tribute. You cannot use this ability the turn this creature is summoned. When this card is destroyed, if there are no "Core of Legion" or "Part of Legion" creatures on your side of the field, your opponent gains 1000 life points.

the whole life gain at the end is from the Castlevania thingy of where you restore health when you beat a boss(Like Legion).

 

[Spencer]

Explosion Warrior
Effect Monster
0/0
This card automaticly makes your life points hit 0 when drawn/summoned.

Celtic Grandpa
Ritual Monster
**
1000/0
Can only be summoned by using the effects of Celtic Grandpa Soup. This card can only attack once. After that attack, it is destroyed because of its aching back. Only one Celtic Grandpa can be in your deck/sid deck

Celtic Grandpa soup
Ritual Summoner magic card
This card is used to summon Celtic Grandpa. This card can only be activated when a Celtic Grandpa is set from your hand to out of play.


lol

 

[Zaikiro]

you mean Castlevania?

lemme change that a bit XD

Binding of the Legion
Type: Ritual Spell
This card is used to Ritual Summon "Legion: One and Many". You must also offer monsters whose total Level Stars equal 10 or more from the field or your hand as a tribute.

Name:Legion: One and Many
Level:10
ATK:3000 DEF:3000
Discription: This card can only be Ritual Summoned with the Ritual Spell Card "Binding of the Legion". You must also offer monsters whose total Level Stars equal 10 or more from the field or your hand as a tribute. When "Legion: One and Many" is destroyed as a result of battle, you may put 1 Core of Legion token with a ATK: 1000 and DEF: 1000 and 4 Part of Legion tokens with ATK: 500, DEF: 500 into play in Face-up attack or Face-up Defense.

Name: Part of Legion
Type: Token
ATK: 500 DEF: 500
Level: 2
Discription: If there is a "Core of Legion" on your side of the field, you may tribute "Core of Legion" and all "Part of Legion" cards on your side of the field to act as the Ritual Spell card "Binding of the Legion" and Special Summon "Legion: One and Many" from the graveyard. You must also offer monsters whose total Level Stars equals to 10 minus 2 for each "Core of Legion" and "Part of Legion" you tributed or more from the field or your hand as a tribute. You cannot use this ability the turn this creature is summoned. When this card is destroyed, if there are no "Core of Legion" or "Part of Legion" creatures on your side of the field, your opponent gains 1000 life points.

Core of Legion
Type: Token
ATK: 1000 DEF: 1000
Level: 2
Discription: When this monster is successfully special summoned, inflict 1000 damage to up to 3 creatures on your oppnent's side of the field. Damage dealt to either players' life points is not calculated. If there is one or more "Part of Legion" cards on your side of the field, you may tribute "Core of Legion" and all "Part of Legion" cards on your side of the field to Special Summon "Legion: One and Many" from your graveyard, deck, or hand. You must also offer monsters whose total Level Stars equals to 10 minus 2 for each "Core of Legion" and "Part of Legion" you tributed or more from the field or your hand as a tribute. You cannot use this ability the turn this creature is summoned. When this card is destroyed, if there are no "Core of Legion" or "Part of Legion" creatures on your side of the field, your opponent gains 1000 life points.

the whole life gain at the end is from the Castlevania thingy of where you restore health when you beat a boss(Like Legion).

Field Control and useful in a Bad Reaction to Smotchi deck.

Explosion Warrior
Effect Monster
0/0
This card automaticly makes your life points hit 0 when drawn/summoned.

Chances of that card ever being made......Impossible.