Zarkanorf Is Here!!!

[Zarkanorf]

Here, here, here we go
So they're in the clear,
All spamming for you
If you know the wurds
you can speak dem, too
Put your hands together
if you wanna fap,
As we sing for you
this piece of crap!

HUH!! ZK, Zarkeh Kong!!

He's the leader of the bunch, (lol not rly) he went to hell,
But he came from Iraq to eat your mail,
His huge pen0r can fire in spurts.
If he pwns ya, it's gunna hurt!
He's bigger, and faster, and perverted, too.
He's the first member of the Pervy Crew!

HUH!! ZK, Zarkeh Kong!! ZK, Zarkeh Kong is here!!


Hey, everyone! Zarkanorf's the name and being pervy's my game! I also do wonderously in the ways of the crack, and I'm a good guy to be around, so I hope I can make some new friends here. It may seem like it, but I'm far of what would be a newbie (in terms of grammar ans sh*t), so I hope we all have fun now. ^_^

omg lyke diggeh and rashoumon shuld post here w/ zk verse

 

[Infinipede]

This perv's got style,
she can pick up some dudes,
She can beat your for miles to suit her mood,
She's quick with kibbles when she needs to be,
She'll fduck through the air and climb up Fre's,
If you choose her, you'll not get wong,
With a skip and a hop, she eats your mom!

^_^ HI ZARK!!!!!! <3

 

[Zarkanorf]

This perv's got style,
she can pick up some dudes,
She can beat your for miles to suit her mood,
She's quick with kibbles when she needs to be,
She'll fduck through the air and climb up Fre's,
If you choose her, you'll not get wong,
With a skip and a hop, she eats your mom!

^_^ HI ZARK!!!!!! <3

HUH!! ZK, ZARKEH KONG!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaai, Seika!!!

 

[Lt. Surge's Raichu]

Hi there :)
Welcome to the PC ^^
Have an awesome stay here, just remember the rules ^^