A..terrible confession :'(

[Cool Cr@cker]

I knew I had to break this to you stupid earthlings someday, but I never knew it would be today. You see, I'm not a man. I'm not even human. I'm from a far-off planet called Saturn. Our people are really advanced and they have explored the whole universe.

I was sent to spy on Earth and report whether Earth could be invaded, another spy was sent along with me too. Anyway I reported saying "Humans" are so stupid that they can't even think, So I called off the invasion and now I'm stuck up trying to make you guys smarter and readier for invasion.

~ CC

 

[Kelsey]

Your'e not alone Soph! ;o; You see...in truth...I am really a rock. I have always been a rock. A really big bumpy one. ;-; I'm so sorry I've kept this from you all, but I thought if I told anyone, then eventually word would get out and people would point and laugh saying "HAH!! There's the girl who's really a rock!!11oneone" XP

So, I'm sorry to have decieved you all about this horrible horrible fate that has been bestowed upon me. But I shall be proud of who I am and continue sitting in my own rocky glory. Thank you for your patience.

~Kelsey

 

[FaerieEsqueThing]

I knew I had to break this to you stupid earthlings someday, but I never knew it would be today. You see, I'm not a man. I'm not even human. I'm from a far-off planet called Saturn. Our people are really advanced and they have explored the whole universe.

I was sent to spy on Earth and report whether Earth could be invaded, another spy was sent along with me too. Anyway I reported saying "Humans" are so stupid that they can't even think, So I called off the invasion and now I'm stuck up trying to make you guys smarter and readier for invasion.

~ CC

*gasp* You mean....?

OMGTHAT'SSOCOOLOMGLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cool Cr@cker]

Yes, Ashlein I eat little boys,girls and animals and especially rocks for breakfast. *Goes on to devour Kelsey*. Wow, we've got a Rocky Moderator here.

~ CC

 

[FaerieEsqueThing]

Yes, Ashlein I eat little boys,girls and animals and especially rocks for breakfast. *Goes on to devour Kelsey*. Wow, we've got a Rocky Moderator here.

~ CC

Some say I taste like chicken.

 

[Cool Cr@cker]

Nope, your hand tasted like a mixture of Snake kidney and Buffalo horns and importantly, chicken feathers. *Ymmuy*.

*Searches for other people to devour*
~ CC

 

[Eliana]

Eli, if that's true then that makes me incapable of...Oh wait, darn...

Killing me? XD I'm confused XD

 

[FaerieEsqueThing]

Nope, your hand tasted like a mixture of Snake kidney and Buffalo horns and importantly, chicken feathers. *Ymmuy*.

*Searches for other people to devour*
~ CC

Hay, he bit my hand off.........

KEWL!

 

[Jeremy]

Sweeties I have a terrible confession...I'm not a human...

Ever wonder why I call myself Monst?? Well...I'm a rare species called "Monstorus Kawaiious" I have the ablitity to change form, attract BOTH genders, and mateable with ANY species...And 4 defence mechanisms.

Level 1 Attack:
Cutie Combo - A series of adorable attacks that renders the praditor weak

Level 2 Attack:
Sweetie Shebang - A normal attack that might cause the intruder to be paralized momentarly.

Level 3 Attack:
Kawaii Kaboom - An energy attack that requires immedaite rest after perforemd.

Level 4 Attack:
Adorable Aramageden - Self Explainatory.

My species enjoy cookies, games, hugs, kisses...BUT DON'T Anger us.
We hate Microsoft and anyform of it.

Here's a pic of me.

I am the face terror...


I'M A YAOI LOVING GIRL! THERE I SAID IT!!!!!! XD

 

[Khaos Angel]

Sweeties I have a terrible confession...I'm not a human...

Ever wonder why I call myself Monst?? Well...I'm a rare species called "Monstorus Kawaiious" I have the ablitity to change form, attract BOTH genders, and mateable with ANY species...And 4 defence mechanisms.

Level 1 Attack:
Cutie Combo - A series of adorable attacks that renders the praditor weak

Level 2 Attack:
Sweetie Shebang - A normal attack that might cause the intruder to be paralized momentarly.

Level 3 Attack:
Kawaii Kaboom - An energy attack that requires immedaite rest after perforemd.

Level 4 Attack:
Adorable Aramageden - Self Explainatory.

My species enjoy cookies, games, hugs, kisses...BUT DON'T Anger us.
We hate Microsoft and anyform of it.

Here's a pic of me.

I am the face terror...


I'M A YAOI LOVING GIRL! THERE I SAID IT!!!!!! XD[/COLOR]

Aw your so kawaii in that picture! XD

 

[Cool Cr@cker]

Jeremy, then we are together in all spheres. Perhaps 2 aliens should mate.
Anyway Here is how I look, I drew this in MS Paint so don' expect it to be perfect.

And this was our group meeting last year in Saturn's crater.

 

[^^NICK^^ v.3.0]

Well, I, um, used to be a baby. An infant, if you will.

 

[Sexy CatBoy]

Edit: This thread's purpose is to have humour, but not vulgar stuff like this. Sorry, but it is therefore edited out for the audiences' sake.

 

[Soph]

Blue I am still working on your story XD. Im going to do illustrations and stuff XD, but keep waiting it will be worth it! XD.

Any more confessions? Wow I cannot beleive how my thread took off O_O

 

[Kylie-chan]

*sneezes*
It's very popular cause it's very *sniffle* funny x.x

 

[Soph]

*sneezes*
It's very popular cause it's very *sniffle* funny x.x

I knew it was funny, but I didnt expect everyone else to appreciate my sense of humor. XD

 

[Lion Heart]

Sense of humour?

I haven't seen anything funny on this page >_>

 

[Kylie-chan]

XD Read the first post then XD Well, your sense of humour is obviously appreciated, Soph XD

 

[Lion Heart]

YEAH THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA.

>_>

<_<

It should be quite obvious that I'm a Lion.

With a Heart.

Hence the name.

Lion Heart.

>_>

<_<

Ecksdee

 

[FireEmporer]

I'm accually a Mushroom... yes...you heard me, A MUSHROOM!!! One day, creatures called "Humans" Found the forest my family and I were growing in, destroyed it, and built a large "Power plant" (Which unknown to me at the time) Was accually a genetic mutating lab. They kidnapped my family and I, and preformed all sorts of terrible tests on us... The rest of my family were failed expiriments, and were used as..........PIZZA TOPPINGS~~~ *Cries* I was the only survivor, and I became, SUPER MUSHY-CHAN! I was granted Super Mushroom powers, And A humanoid form.I have taken it upon myself to defend mushrooms, and all creatures, from the evil monsters created by that same lab. (In my spare time, I hangout on PC ^_^;; )