Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

[Meadow]

Because the Shellder around it is actually a Sandshrew in disguise!

Why are most Pokémon games made for handhelds?

 

[Winter]

Because humans only have two and half hands!

Why does Poliwag learn Hypnosis?

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

Because it likes to mesmerize people with the swirl on its belly, when really it's tricking them into looking at its intestines.

Why are all starters (no I don't consider Pikachu a starter) mostly male?

 

[Lycanthropy]

That process is called natural selection.

Where does Lickitung keep its tongue?

 

[Meadow]

It clearly keeps it in its name. :O

Why is Game Freak perfectly fine with HM slaves?

 

[Winter]

Because they left their laundry to collect moths in the basket while programming two games.

Why do people talk about Pokemon in PokeCommunity?

 

[blue]

Because it's illegal to talk about it anywhere else!

Why did Brock want to become the greatest Pokémon Breeder?

 

[Meadow]

Because he wanted to uncover the secrets of how a Wailord could breed with a Skitty!

Why isn't Flygon a Flying-type?

 

[Winter]

Because it has an ugly rocket mouth.

If Iris is from Unova, why isn't she white?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Because paint.

Why are Snorlax allowed to sleep on public roads?

 

[Dedenne1]

Cause if anyone tried to wake them they'd be eaten.

Why do we have a Mega Diance?

 

[Winter]

24 carrots were not enough on Malva's finger.

Why is Team Flare evil?

 

[Meadow]

Because Flare finally decided to work for Team KFC... Darn it, Ozzy.

Where can I find KFC in the Pokémon world?

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

In Hoenn, not far from the Combusken farm.

Why does Professor Oak frown at new trainers when they come to see him?

 

[blue]

Because they're always late!

What is Brock upto?

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

Throwing a tantrum because he lost.

What's his mom doing right now?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Cleaning the house probably.

Why isn't Ditto purple?

 

[Meadow]

Because it's pink. xD

When are we getting more squirrel Pokémon?

 

[Winter]

When we have sacrificed enough Dedennes to the almighty Firecrack!

What's underneath Red's bed?

 

[NoOneAtAll]

His plans to take over the Pokémonworld!

Who was the very first Pokémon Trainer?