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Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

Because humans only have two and half hands!

Why does Poliwag learn Hypnosis?
 
Because it likes to mesmerize people with the swirl on its belly, when really it's tricking them into looking at its intestines.

Why are all starters (no I don't consider Pikachu a starter) mostly male?
 
Because they left their laundry to collect moths in the basket while programming two games.

Why do people talk about Pokemon in PokeCommunity?
 
Because it has an ugly rocket mouth.

If Iris is from Unova, why isn't she white?
 
Cause if anyone tried to wake them they'd be eaten.

Why do we have a Mega Diance?
 
24 carrots were not enough on Malva's finger.

Why is Team Flare evil?
 
Because Flare finally decided to work for Team KFC... Darn it, Ozzy.

Where can I find KFC in the Pokémon world?
 
When we have sacrificed enough Dedennes to the almighty Firecrack!

What's underneath Red's bed?
 
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