Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

[Meadow]

Because sugar and ice don't mix very well... okay, I'm just making things up now haha.

How can you gain enough friendship with your Swadloon to evolve it?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Hug it at least thrice every day.

Why do people often give away stuff to a random kid they don't know for free?

 

[Bug]

It was taking up space in their closet.

Can a Pork chop?

 

[Bug]

Only during the day.

Why do all pokemon turn into Lapras when they use surf?

 

[Percy]

becos Lapras is love.
Can I eat Rattata?

 

[Meadow]

Nope, you'll get really fatal diseases if you do!

What color is shiny Garchomp?

 

[IggyKoopa]

Shiny Garchomp are actually a government conspiracy. All Garchomp are blue.

What's so bad about Bidoof?

 

[blue]

The fact that it isn't green.

Why isn't Venomoth a flying type?

 

[DevPokémon]

*Stupid Nerd Voice* How du I uz splash un meh magiccarp

 

[Winter]

You improve your English! :)

How can Drifloon carry children?

 

[jdthebud]

It's a blimp, duh.

How does Pidgey carry their Trainer when using Fly?

 

[Percy]

I guess they use Psychic powers, no?
How do Pokemon evolve?

 

[Lycanthropy]

They follow the standard survival of the fittest principle, only speed up with a factor in the size of about 10¹⁵.

How do Pokémon fit in those tiny spheres called PokéBalls?

 

[Meadow]

Plot convenience. ;D

Why can't you re-use Poké Balls that missed their target?

 

[Tsutarja]

Because clearly Poké Balls aren't disposable

Why did the trainer block the ball when I tried to catch the Pokémon?

 

[Meadow]

Because the Trainer was jealous and wanted to get caught. xD

How do most characters in the anime know what their Pokémon are saying?

 

[Tsutarja]

Because the Pokémon clearly speak English? :D

Which city is home to the Viridian City Pokémon Gym?

 

[Meadow]

Definitely Virbank City, according to the Revised Pokémon Encyclopedia. ;P

Where can I get a Pidgey? :D

 

[Majestic Electric]

In your backyard.

Where can you find a Darkrai?

 

[Guardian]

In a Dark Ray.

Who is Ash?