So, my friend, who is still attending school, asked me, as I am just waiting for my exam results and otherwise not doing anything, if I could help him with some paper about Turkey joining the EU. Sure, why not, help is what friends are for, right? Turns out he needs it until tomorrow, has no time to do it today so basically "help" means I am going to write the entire paper, five pages. And then, I realized I know next to nothing about the subject, have no idea what aspects this thing is supposed to be focused on and have absolutely no talent in writing long texts, my grades were usually between below average and outright horrible. What did I just get myself into?