Dear Anonymous (1)
You and your son both are driving me up the wall lately, and yet I can't say anything because if I do I won't be able to set foot in the studio again and I love that place, it's like my second home.
I have nothing but respect and admiration for you, but right now you keep trying to pressure me into being a part of something I don't want to be a part of, you paid me $20 for four hours straight of work (I admit that with the small turnout that week it could have been justifiable - but we'll see what happens next week), you allow your son to be an arrogant, hypocritical a****** and act like he owns the place and this latest incident takes the cake. You're just lucky I wasn't there myself, you as a coach do not say to your student "put your a** cheek in my hand" even if you were legitimately using that as a method for what you claim you were, you and I both know that there are better ways of achieving that.
I guess you'll never know about this, but if I had been there you would have. You don't know about what's going on between me and that particular student of yours admittedly, nobody does, but they probably would have noticed if I decked you for it. Which I would have.
Dear Anonymous (2)
Now that dear old dad is out the way, your turn. I have always found you quite likeable (him too actually) but I have never once denied that you're arrogant, that you have the shortest fuse I have ever come across and that you have no idea how to instruct children. But you crossed the line when you became a hypocrite and I can't even stand you right now. Your parents owning the place isn't going to keep me from ripping your head off forever, so please stop being a pompous, hypocritical and short tempered **** because I really like it there.
Dear Anonymous (3)
If you were there when the incident in my first rant occurred and didn't comment on how inappropriate it was, I might have to have a discussion with you. A perverted old man was basically telling your daughter to let him grope her and if you just sat their and laughed like it was a joke I'm going to be very angry. I'm going to assume though, that you weren't because I have always thought you did nothing but look out for her best interests.
Dear anonymous (4)
Thank you for keeping me almost sane. I'm stressed out of my mind and some people are really getting on my nerves. You're constant reassurance makes it far easier to handle though. I don't know what I'd do without you.
Yay for a positive note to end my ranting.