Chit-Chat: Do you still believe in one another?
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What kinda porn we talkin' about? sometimes you get your money's worth
Speaking of people being all stinkified, someone came into work like that and seemed to linger wherever I was...the smell was awful
Speaking of people being all stinkified, someone came into work like that and seemed to linger wherever I was...the smell was awful
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Internet smell?
Let's hope there aren't many people here who are told they're smelly out in public.
Let's hope there aren't many people here who are told they're smelly out in public.
Alexander Nicholi
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I bathe enough. Anytime I go anywhere, it's showertime. I really do smell like a Rose for the occasion :P
Whenever I'm just at home for days on end, don't expect me to look or smell all too nice, though. I ain't going to pretty up for just myself, you know.
Whenever I'm just at home for days on end, don't expect me to look or smell all too nice, though. I ain't going to pretty up for just myself, you know.
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I always shower before going outside. I can never understand how people shower the night before. Like what about all that nasty wake-up skin grease on the ears and face? I don't think q-tips are very effective on dry greasy ears lol. It's just so much easier to take a 13 minute shower before setting out.
If I shower before bed I wake up and my hairs all messed up so I have to take another shower anyways. I've always wondered how people can go like 2 or 3 days without taking a shower or washing their hair at the very least.
Kyoe
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Eh, I noticed. At least I'm squeaky clean, now!
It was pretty okay. Thanks for asking! The more I work at the company I do now, the more I find I disagree with the way they handle things, though.
Gee, thanks... haha...
Usually I shower every work day, right after I get off. Otherwise I bathe in the morning right when I wake up as the only time in the day. I also like to rinse off after a workout.
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My hair is short enough to where I don't hardly wash it. And I have this really nice shampoo. :(
I was debating getting food out since I'd have to walk to go anywhere, and then I had the epiphany to get take out! Aha! Beef with Broccoli, please!
I was debating getting food out since I'd have to walk to go anywhere, and then I had the epiphany to get take out! Aha! Beef with Broccoli, please!
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I also need to shower every morning before I go out, mostly because if I don't, I'm really sluggish for a few hours. on weekends or days where I don't have anything to do I shower a couple hours after I get up usually.
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*calls IRS for important information in order to complete tax returns*
"Estimated wait time for a representative will be between 30 to 60 minutes"
Me: .....*video*
"Estimated wait time for a representative will be between 30 to 60 minutes"
Me: .....*video*
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it's called a beanie and I wear it on my off days
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HALLO.
ME AM BIZZARRO CARCHARODIN. NORMAL CARCHARODIN NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. HE WENT INSANE LISTENING TO ELEVATOR MUSIC FROM IRS HOLD LINE FOR SO LONG.
ME THINKS COMMUNISM IS COOL, BROSKIES. AND HEAVY METAL SUCKS AND WE SHOULD ALL BE NICE TO ONE ANOTHER AND RESPECT OTHERS OPINIONS EVEN THOUGH THE OTHER PERSON'S OPINION IS SHIT. YUP, RESPECT EVERYONE.
ME LOVE DAIKATANA TOO. IT BEST GAME EVER. GREEN DAY REFOLUSIONISED PUNK AND POP MOOSIC IS LOVELY
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ME AM BIZZARRO CARCHARODIN. NORMAL CARCHARODIN NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. HE WENT INSANE LISTENING TO ELEVATOR MUSIC FROM IRS HOLD LINE FOR SO LONG.
ME THINKS COMMUNISM IS COOL, BROSKIES. AND HEAVY METAL SUCKS AND WE SHOULD ALL BE NICE TO ONE ANOTHER AND RESPECT OTHERS OPINIONS EVEN THOUGH THE OTHER PERSON'S OPINION IS SHIT. YUP, RESPECT EVERYONE.
ME LOVE DAIKATANA TOO. IT BEST GAME EVER. GREEN DAY REFOLUSIONISED PUNK AND POP MOOSIC IS LOVELY
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kyoe
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If someone shot Carchar right now, I'm pretty sure he would consider it a mercy killing.
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Tyler "CarcharOdin" [LAST NAME REDACTED], age 23, was proclaimed dead by EMTs on January 29th, 2015 at 5:45 PM Pacific Time USA in Marina, California at his apartment.
Though autopsies are still underway, EMTs believe the cause of death to be a combination of an overdose on prescription medication, several bottles of various alcoholic spirits (most notably Jagermeister and Cinnamon Fireball Whiskey), and slashing of the wrist veins with a kitchen knife (EMTs believed that last was done just to be sure). The authorities have ruled his death to be a suicide; the exact reason is not definitively known, as all that was found at the scene of his body was a cell phone playing elevator music commonly used by the IRS to try and entertain callers on hold. He held a piece of paper, at first thought to be a suicide note, but all it said was "tits and ass, ftw!...P.S. fuck Green Day."
Neither the IRS nor Green Day have been reached for comment.
Tyler "CarcharOdin [LAST NAME REDACTED] was born February 25th, 1991 in Sacramento, California in Sutter Medical Center to mother Katherine [LAST NAME REDACTED] and Peter [LAST NAME REDACTED]. Among his relatives is a sister, Sarah [LAST NAME REDACTED], age 20. Tyler died an unmarried man, as his parents have stated that he found the concept of marriage "deplorable", "an outdated medieval concept" and "worse than eternity in Heaven with all those goddamn Mormons." He was pursuing a Bachelor's Degree in Biology at the California State University Monterey Bay when this tragedy struck.
He worked several odd jobs throughout his life, from customer service clerk at hardware stores to courier for numerous laboratories, to student aide for the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers. He was unemployed at the time of his death. He was known to enjoy heavy metal music, anime, video game RPGs, Dungeons & Dragons, and masturbation. Recent blood tests done by laboratories also estimated that his DNA contained the secrets for curing HIV, but Tyler refused to offer the cure unless paid subsidies for donations, citing that he "has to pay the bills somehow."
He is survived only by his aforementioned parents, sister, grandparents, relatives, and his two cats which are considered by TICA to be "the most adorable felines on the face of the planet." It is also possible he might be survived by the numerous women he may have impregnated over the years, as numerous women within Monterey County have noted spending time with him, commenting that he had "tremendous potency" and that "he can feel up your body like it was braille." One woman, who remained anonymous, commented that she "achieved climax just by looking at him for a brief moment."
No funeral service is planned at this time, as Tyler's relatives were caught unawares by this tragic death, in addition to Tyler's sister stating "he always wanted his dead body to be put secretly into cryo-freeze for when the time comes that science inevitably comes up with a way to raise the dead." It is assumed that this is the wish that will be carried out.
Though autopsies are still underway, EMTs believe the cause of death to be a combination of an overdose on prescription medication, several bottles of various alcoholic spirits (most notably Jagermeister and Cinnamon Fireball Whiskey), and slashing of the wrist veins with a kitchen knife (EMTs believed that last was done just to be sure). The authorities have ruled his death to be a suicide; the exact reason is not definitively known, as all that was found at the scene of his body was a cell phone playing elevator music commonly used by the IRS to try and entertain callers on hold. He held a piece of paper, at first thought to be a suicide note, but all it said was "tits and ass, ftw!...P.S. fuck Green Day."
Neither the IRS nor Green Day have been reached for comment.
Tyler "CarcharOdin [LAST NAME REDACTED] was born February 25th, 1991 in Sacramento, California in Sutter Medical Center to mother Katherine [LAST NAME REDACTED] and Peter [LAST NAME REDACTED]. Among his relatives is a sister, Sarah [LAST NAME REDACTED], age 20. Tyler died an unmarried man, as his parents have stated that he found the concept of marriage "deplorable", "an outdated medieval concept" and "worse than eternity in Heaven with all those goddamn Mormons." He was pursuing a Bachelor's Degree in Biology at the California State University Monterey Bay when this tragedy struck.
He worked several odd jobs throughout his life, from customer service clerk at hardware stores to courier for numerous laboratories, to student aide for the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers. He was unemployed at the time of his death. He was known to enjoy heavy metal music, anime, video game RPGs, Dungeons & Dragons, and masturbation. Recent blood tests done by laboratories also estimated that his DNA contained the secrets for curing HIV, but Tyler refused to offer the cure unless paid subsidies for donations, citing that he "has to pay the bills somehow."
He is survived only by his aforementioned parents, sister, grandparents, relatives, and his two cats which are considered by TICA to be "the most adorable felines on the face of the planet." It is also possible he might be survived by the numerous women he may have impregnated over the years, as numerous women within Monterey County have noted spending time with him, commenting that he had "tremendous potency" and that "he can feel up your body like it was braille." One woman, who remained anonymous, commented that she "achieved climax just by looking at him for a brief moment."
No funeral service is planned at this time, as Tyler's relatives were caught unawares by this tragic death, in addition to Tyler's sister stating "he always wanted his dead body to be put secretly into cryo-freeze for when the time comes that science inevitably comes up with a way to raise the dead." It is assumed that this is the wish that will be carried out.
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Alexander Nicholi
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