King of the Pokéhill!

[Voliol]

Machamp, throw Metagross to the top of the hill while Gyarados recharges!

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Espeon, sneak up behind the beast and use you STAB Twistedspoon boosted PSYCHIC ATTTAAAACK!!! to knock them away for us! ^^

 

[Guardian]

I stayed up there for 5 days. That's a record, eh?
Enough time for my Jolteon to charge all the electricity needed!

Jolteon, Discharge everything you've got.

You cant stand on this hill temporarily paralyzed, can you :P
haha

 

[Voliol]

Rhyperior can! Wreck that fox-thing with Drill Run!

 

[Winter]

Skarmory, Whirlwind everyone away!

Now it's mine.

 

[Aslan]

Camerupt, use Eruption! We're on top of the volca- hill now.

 

[Squirrel]

Wailord, douse the area with Water Spout and climb to the top of the hardened magma!

 

[Winter]

Pachirisu, Discharge the entire area filled with water! The hill is now mine, and so is that delicious barbecued whale meat.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Ditto, use Transform and make them believe that you're the hill waaaay over there so I can stay up here, mmkaybai. 'w'

 

[Squirrel]

Go Fearow, use Drill Run to burrow through the 'tunnel' and discover that it's actually a Ditto! We'll take him out then climb the hill for ourselves!

 

[Guardian]

*chilling on the top while looking at crazy people standing in a hole fighting over being on the hill while they're actually in a hole two miles away*

Nice Illusion, Zoroark, thanks ^^

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Noctowl can see through your Illusions, should have used him first. 8D Now for a clearly not hacked Focus Blast from Noctowl!

 

[magicarp4thewin]

Time to reclaim my hill, rypherior use your magnificent rock wrecker!

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Starmie vs Rhyperior we are so OP Starmie.
USE SURF!

 

[magicarp4thewin]

Ready...aim...FIRE! Sceptile use solarbeam!

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Arcanine, hut it with your Extremespeed and knock them off the hill whiel we ride into battle epicly wearing the Blackglasses!

 

[magicarp4thewin]

Rayquaza, I want you to carry flare into space so I don't have to fight for my own hill *picks up black glasses and puts them on*

 

[Squirrel]

Dugtrio, Dig yourself into the hill and then Earthquake to rumble them all out of the way as we race to the top!

 

[Guardian]

Snorlax sit on the top of their hole and see how long they can go without any air ;)

 

[Squirrel]

Darkrai, use Dream Eater to torment Snorlax and make him roll over in his sleep, straight down the hill!