Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[«Chuckles»]

Granted, you decide to try lua programming but you get VAC banned from all VALVE games for trying to hack.

I wish I get ninja'd

 

[BackDraft-97]

Granted. Zer0 from borderlands comes, and tells a nice haiku. Next thing you feel us his sword through your stomach. The haiku he said was his decepti0n ability. You now have been literally ninja'd

i wish people wouldn't think my oldschool sunglasses were 3D glasses all the time

 

[destinedjagold]

Grante—eh...where'd it go?

I wish for ninjas to use Staryus and Starmies as shurikens, and use Honedge as their swords. :3

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted, they are your demise

I wish that the person who grants this wish to be void.

 

[destinedjagold]

Gran—error 404, paradox.exe not found

I wish my post would be the first post in page 22 of this thread. :3
...oh wait... o.0

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted... How do I ruin this? you die...

I wish that the poster below me dissappears as soon as he posts.

 

[BackDraft-97]

Granted. I get reborn as a deadly latios and come to kill you in a horrible way for wishing that.

I wish i could smell (seriously, i cant and i didnt catch a cold whatsoever. I can also taste perfectly fine)

 

[Mp3beast]

Granted. But your newfound olfactory senses cause an overload and your head explodes.
I wish my 3ds didn't have the update bug.

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted-
In return for your soul.

I wish-
That I can eat metal.

 

[mewisthebest]

Granted, but the wish goes off in one second, so now you broke your teeth,
I wish I can pull a EX out of 1 pack(Make It FA plz)

 

[Paige Berlitz]

Granted but the card catches on fire and burns to ashes.

I wish that me and Shadow could date. Oh Wait we already are then get married on the beach.

 

[mewisthebest]

Granted, But you got amnesia during the process and you don't know who he is.
I wish mew was real and it was my pet.

 

[destinedjagold]

Granted, but Mew went to the PKMN version of this "Corrupt a Wish" thread. :(
Chase it there! Chase it there! >.>

I wish I could get a 3ds~

 

[Mp3beast]

Granted
Except it comes preloaded with pictures of some guy's college fraternity party (some of those images will never leave your head, I'm sorry)

I wish my challenge would be approved by an admin.

 

[Foxrally]

Granted, it was approved to be denied.

I wish my posts actually made sense.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but they're very boring.

I wish Pokemon Direct would show us an awesome new Pokemon.

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted-
it sucks competitively and is only available through events outside your country.

I Wish
for the poster below me to disappear mysteriously once they post.

 

[BackDraft-97]

granted. Poof, i disappear! But wait! What- that? Is that 2 pounds of tnt? That's right, my disappearance was a wish you gave me! I can now walk between dimensions! The tnt is set to blow in 15 seconds! Did i mention how you're suddenly tied to that chair. Good luck escaping your ultimate doom!

wow, longest post i've written in a while...

now for my wish:
i wish cooking programmes on tv disappeared. They're really annoying :l

 

[TY]

Granted, now they are filled with commercials

I wish that the Protoss from StarCraft were real

 

[Lucky1Yena]

Granted. They kill you.

I wish I could go back in time and accidentally become my own grandfather.