Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[TY]

Granted, but time/space continuum gets disrupted, causing everything to die including you

I wish dowloading was faster than it is now

 

[Mp3beast]

Granted, but all of your downloads contain hidden viruses that crash your computer.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore. :P

 

[mewisthebest]

Granted, But a second later, you have cancer.

I wish this wish wont get corrupted!

 

[Colfer]

Denied, Cause of my awesomeness factor
I wish for a chinese food and maybe some soy sauce

 

[BackDraft-97]

Granted, but it's too spicy, your inside start to somehow spew fire, consuming you from within
I wish this honey melon would never run out (mmmmm, it's deelicious :3)

 

[Victreebel's Bro]

Granted, you eat too much and suffocate
I wish school was fun (or at least not hard)

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted, you flunk

I wish that I was good at drawing pentagrams

 

[BackDraft-97]

Granted, you accidentally summon demons and ghosts, who proceed to kill you and revive you until the end of their fun. Basically, until the end of time, wich, because they've been releeased, will be never.

I wish people i know would stop asking stupid questions (questions like 'why would you buy a 3DS if you're not going to use 3D? The games of 3DS will be released on normal DS without 3D anyways!' Yes, there's people like that -.-')

 

[TY]

Granted, now they give stupid answers

I wish college ended sooner

 

[xseed]

^granted but now you are having a harder time findin a job

I wish the president was into pokemon

 

[BackDraft-97]

Granted, he owns everyone at every tournament with his hacked wonder guard spiritomb. He gets ntry with it,cus hey, hes the president. After that he does a showdown with that syrian dude. He wins, but syria has found out the presidents pokemon was hacked, thus starting a war

i wish i wasn't bored

 

[xseed]

granted. But now everyone hates you cuz you have something to do all the time

I wish america would stop butting into everybodys buisness and stop trying to pick a fight with eveycountry

 

[BackDraft-97]

Granted, now every country picks a fight with america.

i wish i had Borderlands for pc and a better laptop

 

[Sapphire Rose]

Granted but your PC becomes very slow and your brand new laptop comes from 1995, thus very slow as well.

I wish Obama would keep his promise about "ending all the wars". I don't even live in the U.S.A

 

[Victreebel's Bro]

Granted, but every game that's got to do with war is banned
I wish had a sandwich

 

[Lucky1Yena]

Granted. It makes you sick.

I wish I could do even one pullup.

 

[Yumetaro]

Granted. But it is so healthy that Michelle Obama tells her husband to ban all the other foods and drinks. Meaning you would get so bored of bacon that you would die of so much bacon.

I wish for people to stop making creepy fanart of Gardevoir.

 

[Lucky1Yena]

Granted. But it is so healthy that Michelle Obama tells her husband to ban all the other foods and drinks. Meaning you would get so bored of bacon that you would die of so much bacon.

What does bacon have to do with pullups?

Anyway, granted. They make creepy fanart of you instead.

Once again, as my wish went unfulfilled, I wish I could do even one pullup.

 

[Yumetaro]

What does bacon have to do with pullups?

Sorry, I was replying to another wish that wanted bacon to be healthy.

Granted. But you can't do anything but do pullups.

 

[destinedjagold]

You wish is gran...er...u didn't even left a wish... =/

I wish I know what the poster above me would wish for~