[OOC: *Ahem*. This Joint post is brought to you by: Wolf in the Rain, Mira and Zeph =D]
"How much farther great one?"
Barry swallowed a berry and took a deep sniff of the air, "We're getting closer, nearly there lads!"
"For the Great and Noble Barry!" One of the Weedle cheered in encouragement, to which the others responded with more cheers.
"I love being a king," Barry said to himself, "Shame about the others. Man if only they could see me now..."
Little did Barry know, one of them could indeed see him.
"I can't believe I'm seeing this." Chris whispered, silently laughing. Both him and the Spearow were hiding in a nearby bush, watching the strange parade march past. . He probably should've been more relieved that one of his friends was alive, but finding him like this was not exactly what Chris had expected.
"The Weedle clan." The Spearow hissed, keeping his voice low. "They're borderline insane, especially tha head honcho." He said, motioning to a caterpillar with a scar over its head. "Tasty though." Spearow licked his lips er- beak. "Anyways, I didn't tell ya before, pal, but they can't know I'm here until ya pal is gone. So, you gotta be careful when-"
It was at this time, Spearow realized the Pikachu was no longer next to him, instead walking over to both Barry and the group. "Hey Barry! Whatsup?!" Chris shouted, a wide grin filling his face.
"Ahh, Christopher old chum!" Barry said with a posh accent. His almost royal status was getting to his head. He waved to the Pikachu, "Check this out! I saved these guys from a small vulture thing, and now I'm like a king! Anyway, how'd you escape from that wolf thing?"
"Oh. By uh…" Chris's ear twitched, mumbling under his breath and looking away from Barry. "Er… running… Anyways, what's this vulture thing? And the new, horrible accent." Chris asked, glancing back at the bush where Spearow was hiding.
"Jealous?" Barry asked jokingly, "I was born with it. Dunno, a small brown bird thing I landed on it after I, dunno... teleported or something. It was weird. Anyway, if you want I can make out you're some sort of prince and you can get a lift too."
"Right..." Chris looked at each of the Weedle, or more particularly, the sharp horns on the top of their heads. "I think I'll pass. It doesn't exactly look like a first class ride."
"I'll even let you have a shot of my seat," Barry said, before taking another sniff, "Man... you smell thet? Well, that's where we're going if you want to join us."
"Great and Noble Barry..." The head Weedle said, bowing as he spoke, "I sense something... unsettling. This Pikachu can't be 100% trusted."
"Chris is with me," Barry explained, "Don't worry."
"Yes Noble Barry... sorry sir!" Larry quickly apologized, "Let us press forwards!"
Chris glanced back at the bush where the Spearow was hiding, before following alongside the newly crowned 'king'. "Barry... Are you ok? Did you hit your head or something?"
"I'm perfectly fine," Barry said as the Weedle's continued walking, "It's not every day I get this kind of respect - I'm just enjoying it while it lasts."
Chris again glanced back behind the group, noticing the Spearow dart from bush to bush in pursuit of them. With another sigh, he continued marching alongside the group.
"What about the others? Know where they are?" Barry asked Chris. He noticed him glance behind them a few times - that wolf must have made him quite nervous in this forest.
"Not a clue." Chris muttered, thinking about each one of them and silently praying they were alright. "You're the first Poke-er... Pers-..." Chris paused for a second, his tail wagging back and forth as he thought. "...former human I've seen."
Barry silently chuckled, "Person's good for me. I'm sure they can take care of themselves - well, I hope..."
"Yeah... I hope so too." Chris muttered, ears drooping to the side.
There was a louder rustle of leaves this time, causing Barry to look in the general direction. He could have sworn he saw the vegetation rustle.
"Chris," he looked around, "Did you hear that?"
"Uh. Hear what?" Chris asked, trying to hide his worried look under a semi-smile.
"I thought I heard something nearby. Well, I guess Weedles are an easy target - no offence guys!" Barry replied, followed by the murmurs of the group, "But we can kick their ass, right?" The group of bugs cheered encouragingly. Barry closed his eyes in bliss - it was like his own little army.
Chris only stared as Barry led the Weedle clan, unsure of what to do. Casually, his re-adjusted his headphones wrapped around his neck. Could he really let the Spearow eat all of them? In fact, why had he agreed to it in the first place? The Spearow almost made it sound like the little caterpillars were insane, but...
Suddenly, as the cheering died down, another bush rustled behind them. <Stupid Spearow...> Chris mentally groaned, doing his best to look suspicious of the noise.
"Alright, I heard that one." Chris muttered, ears twitching. "Stay here. I'll check it out..." Chris dropped down onto all fours and slowly began to walk over to the bush. Should he just tell the Spearow he's out of the deal? He couldn't, not after Spearow led him here. But he couldn't just let Spearow eat the Weedle. Then again, what did it matter to him if he did? He had no trouble killing and eating the Crawdaunt for a meal, why should he stop the Spearow from doing the same?
Chris mentally sighed as he entered the bush. <This world sucks...>
On the other side of the bush was just who he expected it to be.
"You wanna tell me why your so damn loud?!" Chris hissed, standing back onto two legs
"Only if you can tell me what the hell is taking you so long!" The Spearow spat back. "We had a deal, pal."
Chris stared at the ground. "You see... about-" Unfortunately (or not), the Pikachu was cut off as a circular, pink creature bounded towards the pair.
"Pikachu! You've gotta help me!" It (She, judging by it's scent) called desperately, running up to the fuzzy yellow mouse and grabbing him by the shoulders, nearly sending them both sprawling in the dust.
"I don't know what the heck is going on! These two boys were poking me with a stick and I'm fat now and started rolling and I landed in a river and a leaf talked to me and almost ate me and the air smells like hot chocolate even though I don't- Gah! A giant bird! N-nice birdie? A-ah… Oh… You're really soft…" The creature managed to blurt in a single breath, now thoroughly absorbed in the task of petting the Pikachu's shoulder with one of her stubby hands.
"Uh... Thanks?" Chris stuttered, looking over at Spearow, who only shrugged. He turned back to the pink creature. "Ok... Now slow down... what's the matter?
"I'm dreaming... I must be dreaming..." the pink creature muttered to herself, taking her hands off of the Pikachu and walking around in small circles as she scratched her head. "Okay... So all I have to do is wake up now, right? There's no use in staying in a worthless dream like this... I mean, it has a freaking Pikachu in it! How lame is that?"
"I'm... lame?" Chris asked, tilting his head to the side.
She stopped pacing and stared down unhappily at her little pink feet. After a moment of deep concentration, she met the Pikachu's eyes once more, taking on a very confident and serious air.
"Would you mind showing me to the nearest cliff? I need to go jump off of it."
"As far as I know, there is none. " Chris said, sighing again. "By the way, are you OK or insane?"
The pink blob plopped down onto the ground and crossed her arms, ignoring the Pikachu's question.
"Come on... I don't have time for this stupid dream! I have cheer practice in the morning..." she muttered to herself.
"Well, I hate to be the one to tell you this... and admit it. But it's real." The Pikachu shrugged before leaning over, offering a paw to the pink blob. "I'm Chris."
The pink ball rolled her eyes and continued sitting down with her arms crossed.
"Sorry to break it to you, but you're a talking mouse. Those don't exactly exist, y'know..." she muttered to herself, then sighed. "I'm Taylor. Taylor Elizabeth Anderson, if you care."
"Pink Circular Creatures don't normally exist either, but here we are." Chris crossed his arms. "Lemme take a guess. You were human, right?"
"I am human," Taylor corrected, awkwardly managing to push herself onto her feet. "Just a little... Rounder than usual..."
Taylor looked down at her current form and bit her lip, her disproportionately large ears drooping in sync with her heart. What if he's right...?
"...And pinker, and smaller..." Chris smirked, adjusting the headphones around his neck. "...Just like I'm now smaller, and yellow-er, and furrier, and a talking mouse... and... runs... " Chris's ears drooped alongside Taylor's. He had long accepted his new body, but hadn't compared it to his 'old' one, the one he was used to. Sure, being a Pikachu had it's pros and cons, but it just was strange to think about what he used to be compared to it; what he had lost and what he had gained. Chris sighed, tail wagging back and forth rhythmically.
"Look, I know we just met and everything, but I was human too." Chris took on a stern look, his ears perking back up as well. "And I don't know if I can change back, but I at least want to find out why and what happened. You wanna help?"
"I guess I don't really have much of a choice..." Taylor muttered defeatedly, keeping her eyes fixed on the ground.
Her stomach suddenly growled loudly, causing her to wrap her arms around her stomach and blush deeply (that is, if her current form was even able to blush).
"Do you think we could maybe find something to eat first, though...?"
"Um..." Chris glanced around. "I really don't see anything..." Lifting his muzzle into the air, he searched for any scents around him. "...and I can't smell anything besides that 'rain' scent..." Chris thought for a second before a thought hit his head. "Barry, might know though, or at least get the Weedle to get us some food."
"You know, pal, yous both are crazy." Spearow suddenly interjected; Chris had honestly forgotten he was still there, listening in on their conversation. "First off, yous guys are not human, just insane." The bird hopped in between the two former-humans and got it's beak right into Chris's face. "And second, crazy or not we had a deal. I get you to your friend, you get him away from those juicy little Weedle."
Reaching up with a paw, Chris lightly shocked the bird on the beak, causing the vulture-Pokemon to recoil. "I'll figure it out." Chris walked through the bush and back towards Barry, motioning for Taylor to follow. "...Somehow."
As soon as he reached the other side of the bush, Barry and his "army" came into view.
"Don't worry it was just..." Chris turned and stared at Taylor for a second, unsure of what to call her. "Um... It was a pink... it was just Taylor. She's like us, ya know? She used to be human."
Barry blinked, "Seriously? Okay, this is too wierd." He hopped off of his seat and approached the newcomer, "Alright? I'm Barry, Barry McArthur." He turned to the group of bugs, "The Weedles there are mine for the time being. Kind of cool if you ask me." He faced Taylor again, this time eyeing her up and down, "I might be wrong, but are you not a Jigglytuff or something? Jiggly... achh who cares."
"Jigglypuff," Taylor corrected somewhat defensively, although she could honestly care less what her "creature" was called. "And can we please just get a move on? The smell of hot chocolate in the air is really starting to get to me..."
"Hot chocolate?" Barry and Chris asked simultaneously.
While Chris lifted his nose into the air, searching for the scent, Barry's face lit up at the sound of the drink, "What the hell are we waiting for then!" He returned to the Weedles and jumped back in his seat, "Full speed ahead guys!"
"It smells like rain to me..." Chris mused, then turning to Taylor "Plus, do you even have a nose?"
Taylor scowled at Chris and crossed her arms.
"Whatever. Regardless, let's just get going. This is stupid," she muttered.
Barry turned around to the two pokemon, falling behind as the Weedles continued to move, "Are you two gonna just stand there and bicker, or are you coming? We're close now."
Soon, very soon, those fajitas will be MINE.
"Yeah. We're coming." Chris took one last look at the bush, seeing the Spearow's beady eyes glaring at them through the cracks. With a sigh, he dropped down onto all fours and chased after Barry and his army.
Taylor sighed and followed the group, struggling to keep up her legs underneath her. She had long since given up on being surprised by anything that was going on.
"So... Uh... Do you guys have any idea what we're actually doing right now?" Taylor asked.
Barry cleared his throat, "Well," he said, trying to sound profound, "Right now we're heading in the direction of that beautiful smell. Why... I'm not to sure, other than the fact that it smells delicious..." he paused in thought, "Oh, and hopefully we'll meet up with some others that we were chased away from."
"Yeah... I hope they're alright." Chris mumbled under his breath, looking at the ground.
"Chased away from?!" Taylor's eyes widened. "By what?"
"This huge big wolf!" Barry replied, stretching his hands out to convey the size, "It found our spot and was trying to catch us. I proper bricked it. Then this guy with blue hair almost got me too, but I falcon punched his face."
Chris shuddered as the image of the wolf formed in his head. It's huge teeth, it's demonic eyes. He shook off the thought, trying to change the subject. "Anyways, that scent is getting a lot stronger, huh?"
Barry inhaled, "It is. Nearly there men!" The Weedles cheered again.
Taylor sighed, her stomach growling even more loudly than before as the smell of hot chocolate overwhelmed her. She imagined a giant mug of hot chocolate sitting on the ground before her, barely noticing that she had tripped until she had once again began to roll around uncontrollably.
"Aaaaaaah craaaaaaaap!" she yelled as she went.
Chris barely had time to jump out of the way before the pink creature rolled past him. "The hell?" He swore, as he rolled, jumping back onto four legs when he got the chance. Sparks soon began to envelope Chris's body. "What are you doing?!"
"I can't freaking stop!" Taylor yelled, continuing to roll for several more yards before ramming into a tree.
"Ow..." Taylor moaned, laying on her back and rubbing her head. "Ugh... I can't even walk right..."
"If you want my Weedles can carry you," Barry suggested, supressing a laugh, "Here, want my chair?"
"Uh..." Taylor looked down at her little feet again with a sigh. "Yes please," she muttered, pushing herself back up.
Chris sighed, moving back up onto two legs and crossing his arms. His ears twitched as he surveyed the surrounding area, wondering where the Spearow was, and about what he would have to do.
Barry hopped off of his seat again, allowing Taylor to use it. He walked between Chris and the Weeddle group, then gasped in surprise,
"Is that," he began, pointing to a few buildings close by, "I think we're almost there guys! Hopefully the others followed that gorgeous smell..."
"Wha?" Chris turned, ears perking up as he saw the buildings he failed to notice before. With a newfound energy and without another word, he dropped onto all fours and burst on ahead, coming to a stop a little further away on the top of a small hill. From here, he could see a small town situated in the middle of a valley. A old clock-tower in the middle of the town stuck twelve as a cool wind brought the familiar, alluring scent coming from the same direction.
Chris grinned as wide as he could, speechless. In all of his life, he'd never thought he would be so happy to see a town.
Barry huffed and puffed as he jogged up to Chris, "Hasty fellow, you are. Man... it's only twelve?" He peered through imaginary goggles at the colourful town.
"Maybe." Chris replied, turning to Barry and sighing as he saw his imaginary binoculars. "So Barry... what are you going to do about those... ya know." Chris shrugged in the direction of Taylor and the Weedle, who were just coming over the hill.
Barry turned around to see his followers, "Ah. I hadn't thought of that..." He wondered if it would make him seem more important and awesome if he strolled into town with them at his command - but then again, they weren't human, and maybe the Weedle weren't comfortable about being in civilisation. He coughed and faced them,
"Thanks for your hospitality everyone, but this is where I leave you. I know, it may seem daunting at first, a tragedy, even. Some of you may loose the will to carry on. But remember me and my greatness, sing songs of my legend, write book- nevermind, you don't have hands."
The Weedles murmured amongst themselves, before the leader spoke up, "It was an honour, oh great Barry. May you have many great tales to tell in years to come!"
'I hope to god I'm not stuck here for years...', thought Barry.
"So Yeah... I guess we'll be on our way." Chris waved as he turned and walked away from the Weedle group. "Just watch out for Spearow! Com'on guys. Let's go."
"I could always save them again, since I'm so noble." Barry said as he caught up with Chris. Funny, why would he mention Spearow in particular? Ahh who cared...