Steal The Shaymin Game!

[Pikachu lvl88]

I use a "new MissingNo." from Isshu to own GrifSpark. Then I steal a Shaymin.

 

[Maraala]

Sammy has returned!

Sammy uses Spinrak to weave a web and captures you. Sammy then flees to Blue's house with Shaymin in hand.

 

[GrifSpark]

My swarm of Bug-Types repeated fly into the windows of Blue's house, eventually smashing them, and over-running the house. In all the commotion, my Keckleon steals the Shaymin, and then returns it to me.

To protect it, I hand it to TeamRocket (Oh god, what have I done!)

 

[Mr. L]

I tell Team Rocket their new outfits suck.
Team Rocket is now burned.

I run off with Shaymin while confused as to why I want it so much as its just another Mew ripoff to me...

 

[Diablerie]

While you're having a mental rant about why Mew is better than Shaymin, I walk up. You're too busy being confused to notice as I casually pick up Shaymin and fly away on Dragonite.

 

[Ethan Gold]

The Shaymin you were holding turned out to be a Plusle disguised as a Shaymin. I have the real Shaymin and fly off with Flygon.

 

[Sabi96]

Hey, you stole my minun!!
Here's shaymin :p

 

[Aquacorde]

TSO ninjas over and plucks the Shaymin from Sabi's grasp, then pole-vaults across a raging river and hides in some underbrush.

 

[GrifSpark]

The plant you happen to be hiding in is actually part of Torterra's shell! After a quick LeafStorm, you are blown into the sky much like TeamRocket would.

My Tangrowth uses its long arms to grab the Shaymin from the sky.

 

[Dooonerz]

My Tyranitar used earthquake to collapse the ground and your Tangrowth falls down. As Shaymin is about to fall down the crack my Salamence swoops in to save shaymin xD

 

[dragoniteuser]

My Dragonite uses his outrage to faint your Salamence and Tyranitar, and then takes it away from you.

 

[Diablerie]

...and right into my anti-Dragon type net that happened to be conveniently hanging there. I snatch Shaymin out of the net and take cover with Shaymin in the Flower Paradise in Sinnoh. We camouflage ourselves amongst the flowers (huh, so it was a good idea to wear my flowery-camouflage uniform today). It's now impossible to tell us apart from the flowers, and the place would take months to search by hand.

 

[Aquacorde]

But my Espeon detects your presence, and my Vaporeon blows you into the sky with water gun. I pick up Shaymin and dig myself a hole to hide in and camouflage the entrance.

 

[Pikachu lvl88]

I use Dialga to alter time so Shaymin lands in my hands.

 

[Legendmaster#1]

I use Palkia to alter Space so Shaymin lands in my bookbag in a Luxury Ball.

 

[Diablerie]

And that Luxury Ball was actually mine, I slipped it in there earlier. So Buizel grabs the bag and releases Shaymin, and as he's rightfully mine, I store him in a PC, under my account, so only I can get into it.

 

[Aquacorde]

I have Bill hack your PC and retrieve Shaymin, then take Shaymin and hide in the depths of Iron Island.

 

[dragonite149]

I conveniently find Riley, whose Lucario senses the location of Shaymin. Then my Sandshrew digs to your location, steals Shaymin,and Sandshrew comes back to me with Shaymin. Then I send Shaymin to a Pokewalker synched to my SS and only my SS, then I hide the Pokewalker in a safe no-one can break through,and then I lock the game card in another safe impossible to break through, and then I use my Abra to Teleport the safes to a planet impossible to get to. How are you gonna get Shaymin now?!?!?
PS: Be crazy with your ideas!!!

 

[dragoniteuser]

My Alakazam just teleports it back to me!
Crazy enough? :p

 

[Aquacorde]

If that's the case, my Kirlia teleports Shaymin to the second moon of Endor, where Shaymin is put into the care of some Ewoks.