View Full Version : The Official LOL. Thread.Post your Jokes here!

August 29th, 2008, 7:29 PM
Ok, this it how it goes, A person will post a joke,you either rate it as LOL.,xD,or whatever acronym that represents laughter(Including smilies) or just say its corny or you don't get the point of it.After that,post your own joke, the below will rate it & so on & so on...
Get it??
Ill start:
Jenny was desperate for a vacation,but her boss won't let her.So she thought of a crazy idea.She hung herself upside down from the ceiling.Her boss came in & Jenny said,"Look Sir,Im a Lightbulb!".The boss,concerned about her worker answered"You seem stressed,go home & rest." Tiffany,Jenny's Co-worker tried to follow the idea.So she decided to head out of the office.The boss looked at her & asked "Where do you think your going?". Tiffany answered."I can't work without light"

Get it?
Please have fun posting!!^_^"!

August 29th, 2008, 8:14 PM
I think this thread would be more suited in other trivia but i'll let one of the staff decide.

anyhow, here is a classic i heard a while back.

A boy and his mom waere going to a restaurant, where the boy asked, "Mom, do i have to wear pants? The sign only says, no shirt, no shoes, no service."

August 29th, 2008, 8:24 PM
Meh...not to funny. It was okay. :)

Here is the corniest joke I have ever heard. It is so corny it is hilarious (to me at least)

What do you call a saw with glasses?

A See-saw!


August 29th, 2008, 8:27 PM
That was....weird I guess! Fair lame!

My dog named Minton always had a habit of eating Shuttlecocks....BADMINTON!

August 29th, 2008, 8:28 PM
ROFL!!!! Nice one!!

Hahaha, this has to be teh corniest! If it ain't then idk...

What do you call a burning dog??



Accela Warrick
August 29th, 2008, 8:44 PM
To me your joke made me laugh a little.
Mine is:
What do you call a parrot with amnesia?

Get it?

August 29th, 2008, 8:52 PM
Courtesy of Sling Blade:

There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?

August 29th, 2008, 9:34 PM
No, I don't get it

A guy burned both of his ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...''

''But how the heck did you burn the other ear?'' The doctor asked.

''They called back.''

August 29th, 2008, 9:55 PM
A man walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is destroying his family and his life.

August 29th, 2008, 10:03 PM

A terrorist runs into a pet store and yells "YOU'VE ALL GOT 2 MINUTES TO GET OUT" the Tortoise at the back yells "****"

August 29th, 2008, 10:09 PM
LOL.xD. Its good!!

Why are Chefs mean & cruel?
Because they beat eggs,whip cream & cream bananas.
Get it?

August 29th, 2008, 10:13 PM
No, I don't get it

Next Joke:

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

EDIT: I get it, but it is not funny.

August 29th, 2008, 10:13 PM
I get it :D
But I heard it before D:

A man walks into a bar with waste in his hands and says
"Look what I almost stepped in" ._.

Vance told me that joke ._.

August 29th, 2008, 10:15 PM
MY earlier joke was from K-zone.
I don't get it..

What washes up on small beaches?

LOL.Its funny!(Ma' joke)

August 29th, 2008, 10:17 PM
Not that funny, i got a chuckle out of it

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

August 29th, 2008, 10:24 PM
A bit funny.But not that entertaining.Laughed a bit.

What do you call an encouraged & determined ghost in an elevator?

August 29th, 2008, 10:58 PM
Drugs, alcohol, smoking and death is NOT FUNNY.

But when someone gets kicked in the nards...you just gotta laugh!

Charizard EX
August 30th, 2008, 1:18 AM
Once a badly punctuated panda walks into a Bar, he asks the waiter to get him something to eat. After he's done, He Shoots his Pistol in air and leaves. The waiter asks, confused: "What di you do that for?" The Panda Gives him a Dictionary and asks him to look for the word:"PANDA". In it, It's written:
A black and white bear-like animal. Native to China. Eats, Shoots and Leaves.

GET IT?????? :D

August 30th, 2008, 1:32 AM
My turn, my turn :'D

Once there was a dog without paws. And the owner of the dog went to a café.
The waitress asks : What's the name of your dog?
The owner : He doesn't have one, because each time I call him, he doesn't comes anyway.

Yeah. :B

August 30th, 2008, 1:42 AM
Headlines from around the world... (aka From my Language Assignment)

"Sumo Wrestler Diagnosed With Anorexia - Still wants to continue career"


"Obesity killed the cat - Curiosity laughed in it's face"

August 30th, 2008, 1:49 AM
LOL.Got that giggle out.

What do you call a tiny pillow?

August 30th, 2008, 2:21 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He wants to get to the other side...


August 30th, 2008, 2:31 AM
Hilarious. =P

What do you call a person with glasses?


What do you call someone with a shovel?


What do you call someone without a shovel?


August 30th, 2008, 2:34 AM
First joke is better(Got a giggle outta'it),the following is trash...

What is the favorite dance of the computer?

August 30th, 2008, 3:11 AM
haha, nice one.

Unfortunately, no discussion is coming out of this thread, except for comments like the line above.