The Official LOL. Thread.Post your Jokes here!

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    Ok, this it how it goes, A person will post a joke,you either rate it as LOL.,xD,or whatever acronym that represents laughter(Including smilies) or just say its corny or you don't get the point of it.After that,post your own joke, the below will rate it & so on & so on...
    Get it??
    Ill start:
    Jenny was desperate for a vacation,but her boss won't let her.So she thought of a crazy idea.She hung herself upside down from the ceiling.Her boss came in & Jenny said,"Look Sir,Im a Lightbulb!".The boss,concerned about her worker answered"You seem stressed,go home & rest." Tiffany,Jenny's Co-worker tried to follow the idea.So she decided to head out of the office.The boss looked at her & asked "Where do you think your going?". Tiffany answered."I can't work without light"

    Get it?
    Please have fun posting!!^_^"!
     
    I think this thread would be more suited in other trivia but i'll let one of the staff decide.

    anyhow, here is a classic i heard a while back.

    A boy and his mom waere going to a restaurant, where the boy asked, "Mom, do i have to wear pants? The sign only says, no shirt, no shoes, no service."
     
    Meh...not to funny. It was okay. :)

    Here is the corniest joke I have ever heard. It is so corny it is hilarious (to me at least)

    What do you call a saw with glasses?

    A See-saw!

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    That was....weird I guess! Fair lame!

    My dog named Minton always had a habit of eating Shuttlecocks....BADMINTON!
     
    ROFL!!!! Nice one!!

    Hahaha, this has to be teh corniest! If it ain't then idk...

    What do you call a burning dog??

    A HOT DOG!!

    D:
     
    Courtesy of Sling Blade:

    There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?
     
    No, I don't get it

    A guy burned both of his ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

    He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...''

    ''But how the heck did you burn the other ear?'' The doctor asked.

    ''They called back.''
     
    A man walks into a bar.
    Spoiler:
     
    hahahaahahaha.....NO

    A terrorist runs into a pet store and yells "YOU'VE ALL GOT 2 MINUTES TO GET OUT" the Tortoise at the back yells "****"
     
    No, I don't get it

    Next Joke:

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    EDIT: I get it, but it is not funny.
     
    I get it :D
    But I heard it before D:

    A man walks into a bar with waste in his hands and says
    "Look what I almost stepped in" ._.

    Vance told me that joke ._.
     
    Not that funny, i got a chuckle out of it



    [FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.[/FONT]
     
    Once a badly punctuated panda walks into a Bar, he asks the waiter to get him something to eat. After he's done, He Shoots his Pistol in air and leaves. The waiter asks, confused: "What di you do that for?" The Panda Gives him a Dictionary and asks him to look for the word:"PANDA". In it, It's written:
    PANDA:
    A black and white bear-like animal. Native to China. Eats, Shoots and Leaves.



    GET IT?????? :D
     
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    My turn, my turn :'D

    Once there was a dog without paws. And the owner of the dog went to a café.
    The waitress asks : What's the name of your dog?
    The owner : He doesn't have one, because each time I call him, he doesn't comes anyway.

    ..
    Yeah. :B
     
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