Things a Pokémon anime character never say

[TheShinyMew]

Ash: I may listen to Super Mario-theme music...

 

[Maraala]

Ash: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

 

[latios123]

officer jenny: hi ash, what are you doing?.
ash: sshh! i'm playing pokemon heartgold!

 

[Masterge77]

James: Leo Burnett and 4Kids are the devil!! LEO BURNETT!!!!!

Ash: RASENGAN!!!!!

Brock: I am an avenger, I will restore my clan, and destroy a certain somebody

Ash: IT'S TIME TO D-D-DDDDDDDDDDUEL!!!!!!!!

James: Jessie, let's give up, were not getting Pikachu ever....
Meowth: ABOUT TIME!!!!!!

Brock: OH NURSE JOY, I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!!!!

Ash: I know your Team Rocket in disguise, I have seen all your tricks, it's getting old, stop it!!!!!

Jessie: Prepare for trouble!!!
James: Make it double!!!
Meowth: Make it TRIPLE!!!!! What, you always forget me until the end!!!

Ash: I miss Misty.......

May: Forget these contests, I'm gonna collect gym badges from now on.....

Magikarp: I swear to god when I evolve, I'm gonna kill you all!!!!!!

Joy: Just give me your Pokemon and I'll heal them, but I won't give them back.

You may check out any time you like, but you may never leave!!!!!!

 

[TheShinyMew]

Jirachi: I'm back!

Pichu *as Mario*: Waaaaaaaaahhhh!

*Fololo and Falala appears*
Dawn: Go, Pokéball!

 

[valor555]

Jessie, James, and Meowth:
Prepare For trouble
And make it double
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all people within our nation
To Denounce the evil evil of truth and love
To extend our reach to stars above
Jessie
James
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight
Meowth that's right
God i miss the old motto ;-;

 

[Diablerie]

Paul: Screw the rules, I have Pokemon.
Dawn: Now lets hit the dancefloor!

 

[TrainerShane]

Jessie- Let's just shoot Ash.
James- Good idea.

 

[TheShinyMew]

Brock: Water Pokémon are great!

 

[Corruptodile]

Brock: Nurse Joy? Officer Jenny?! Meh. I've seen better.

 

[IceFireLighnting]

Misty: GET THIS SPIKEY POKEMON THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

Ash: Let's go back to Nugget Bridge. I wanna talk to someone about joining some club or something.*gets an evil smile on face*

Brock: To heck with Nurse Joy. I WANT CHANSEY!!!

Ash: *sighs* Where's Jigglypuff when you need her?

 

[Taemin]

"Fine, take Pikachu.. I can always catch another one that, you know, actually wants to evolve." - Ash

"Man, I hate Pokemon.. D8" - James

"Come on Ash, let us frolic together!" - Paul

 

[TheShinyMew]

*Bomberman appears out of nowhere*
Tracey: "Go, Master Ball!"

 

[Diablerie]

Paul: Ash... Will you marry me?
Ash: -sobs- Yes!

 

[pokemonloverXD]

Ash: Love is the emotion occur between 2 people, any gender is fine but usually between female and male, this emotion is stronger than friendship but we need to keep it at a mutual level if not the world will spin backwards causing a major paradox which makes Misty obsesses with bug Pokemon and kills the water types and the Totodile species have to go under mutation and evolve into another Misty so the world could be rebalance so space-time won't collide to cause Dialga and Palkia to battle and Giratina to show up and join the battle then Arceus wakes up and destroys the Pokemon world we once known!

 

[TheShinyMew]

Jessie: We better move to the Mushroom Kingdom instead of just a Pokémon World.

Jessie: Just once, I'd like to make a dramatic exit that doesn't involve a life-threatening explosion.

 

[Diablerie]

Ash: Don't blame it on the sunshine... Don't blame it on the moonlight... Don't blame it on the good times... Blame it on the boogie.

Brock: I'm the banana princess of pickles! La la la...

 

[biancafanboy]

Brock: hope you guys like fast food. Ash: I got the munchies like a mother ******!!!

 

[TheShinyMew]

Dawn: I've got bull**** full of Pokémon hidden in the bushes!

 

[Diablerie]

Ash: With this Thunderstone, Pikachu can evolve.
Pikachu: -doesn't want to evolve-
Ash: Oh have a cry. -shoves Thunderstone down Pikachu's throat-