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Things a Pokémon anime character never say

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TheShinyMew

TheShinyMew

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    • A guy saw this done on the official Nintendo forum, and he thought maybe we could do it here too. What you do is think of some thing that a particular anime Pokémon character would never say. Humor, of course, is the object. But let's keep it clean, OK?


    Oak: If you need instructions on how to get through the gyms, check out the enclosed Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire book!

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    Brock: Dude! Have a Mountain Dew!

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    Jessie: Get back here, Meowth! Don't you know hot peppers are good for you?

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    Ash: Can I take you to the my room?
    Misty: No!

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    Joy: Welcome to Pokémon Center, everyone!
    Brock: Ahahahaha!
    Joy: I wasn't referring to you! By the way, what was your name again, Roark of Oreburgh Gym?

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    Misty: Next time you try to save Pikachu from Team Rocket, Ash... DON'T!!

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    James (to Ash): Have your Pikachu back, I've already got one.

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    Misty: I hate Pokémon songs! I want a Hip-Hop music!

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    Ash: Heaven is the place to be!

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    Dawn: You're too slow!

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    May: I never want to have the spotlight!

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    Misty: Water Pokémon? Yuck!

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    Gary: Sushi! Get your sushi!

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    Ash: If you say that again, Pikachu, I'll send you to my inside Pokéball!

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    Ash: I was thinking for...
    Brock: Garbage.

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    Max: I'm king of the video game world!

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    Tracey: Thank God my gender's not a female.

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    May: Buy a Playstation 3 instead!

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    Sir Aaron: Victory is my destiny.

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    Misty: I rather listen to the Kirby-theme music rather than a Pokémon-themed music.
     

    Pandemonioum

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    • Ash: ''Pikachu, time to evolve*shows Thunderstone*''

    Pikachu: *Nod's in agreement*

    Giovanni: ''Good work Jessie, James''

    Dahlia (to Ash): ''You are grounded!''

    Ash: ''Nurse Joy, please heal my Pikachu, it's dying!''
    Nurse Joy: ''Sorry, day-off!''
     
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    TwinkleClefable

    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star~
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    • Jessie: I'm sick of always singing our theme song!

    James: Lets stop trying to get Pikachu..

    Misty: Ash, let me join you on your pokemon adventure again!

    Misty: Bug pokemon are cool!

    *Arceus Appears* Ash: Go Masterball!

    Pikachu: Rai rai raichu!

    *Person is in trouble* Officer Jenny: Go help yourself, i'm not helping you!

    Sir Aaron: I'm back lol

    Meowth: I love Bosses Persian!

    Zorua: Lets not help Celebi!

    Dawn: Beauty contests suck!

    *Trainer gets defeated* Trainer:"*$@£*&%!

    Clefable: Pika pika!
     

    Pandemonioum

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    • Ash: Let's stop this, I am loser who gives out all my good Pokémans and don't use the semi-good ones that freeload in some old geezers house, and thus eliminate even the slightest change to become Pokémon champion, I give up.

    Ash: Where is my Father?

    Ash: You want Pikachu? Here take it, I don't need Pokémon who has been in constant losing streak.

    Ash: I am gonna travel alone for now.

    Brock: The real reason why I have sticked up with you so long is...I love you Ash!
     
    TheShinyMew

    TheShinyMew

    Wild Challenger appeared!
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    • Lucario: I'm not going to save Pikachu at all.

    Jigglypuff: Pika?

    *Mewtwo appears* Ash: Go Ultra Ball!
     

    Thorns

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    Jessie: O.K, here's an idea. Instead of trying to STEAL someone's Pokemon, let's catch our own for the boss.

    Meowth & James: .......no?
     

    Diablerie

    Exceptionally Adequate
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    • Ash: Hey Misty... I heard if you give water babies enough purple monkey dishwasher, they'll leave you alone.
     

    AmazingAggron

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    Brock: I wanna go back to my gym!

    Misty: Staryu, get lost.

    Ash: Pikachu, I'm going to cut you tail off, ok?

    Pikachu: Pika(Yes).

    Jessie: I look ugly!

    James: Why is my hair purple?

    Jessie: Go, Wobbufet.

    Wobbufet: (Smoking a cigar) No, I'm relaxing.

    Dawn: Pachirisu, you're not cute enough.

    Pikachu: When am I evolving?

    Misty: I hate you Staryu, and I hate all water types!

    Jessie: I wanna Raichu instead oof the cool kid's Pikachu.
     

    wobbadude1

    Everybody Polkamon!
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    • ASH: Fine, take my Pikachu! I can just catch another one in Viridian forest.
    MISTY: Don't worry about my bike anymore. I don't need it.
    BROCK: I just need to close my eyes for a bit of shut eye.
    ASH: I'm pooped today- let's go to the Pokegym tomorrow!
     
    Maraala

    Maraala

    a fiery passion
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    • Ash: Pikachu! Use Surf!

    Brock: COOK YOUR OWN F%#*ING FOOD!!!

    Joy: Just give me your Pokemon and I'll heal them, but I won't give them back.
     

    latios123

    I like the sky above all!
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    • Ash: hi nurse joy, can you heal my pokemon please?
    Joy: *heals ash's pokemon*
    Ash: thanks nurse joy
    Joy: youre welcome , thats 600 pokedollars!
     
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